Ero Saint: I Created An Ero Massage Parlor In Another World
Chapter 39: Don’t Buy This - Yet!
CHAPTER 39: DON’T BUY THIS CHAPTER YET!
Or maybe there’s been a hidden basement inside the house all along, one that holds a buried secret of humanity?!
It had only been a few hours since I inherited the original Aiden’s memories, and there was still a flood of information to process. Trying to pinpoint any specific memory that might offer a clue was like finding a needle in a haystack.
"Wait, why was I trying so hard to guess? I’m about to meet them anyway. I can just get the answer straight from their mouths."
With just a few words, she took control of the situation.
I couldn’t help but be impressed. The way she handled everything so naturally, with such authority... If it were me in her place, I’d have frozen on the spot.
But then I was reminded of her identity.
If she really was the daughter of Victor Serena, her ability to handle a crowd made perfect sense.
Her father was the head of a gang. As his daughter, she’d naturally have some experience giving orders and taking control.
Though, calling it a gang might be a bit of a stretch.
From what I could tell, the Workers operated more like a labor union than a typical criminal group. They didn’t extort protection fees from random people or businesses like most gangs did. Instead, they only collected dues from their members, and those members actually received real benefits in return.
As I walked closer to my destination, Richie’s words suddenly echoed in my mind. Instinctively, my gaze shot upwards, scanning the ceilings and roofs above.
"Nothing, huh? Well, Richie said his drink buddy saw an owl. It’s noon now, perfect napping time for an owl. I guess even a beast tamer can’t push their pets to go against their nature."
I was on the verge of exhaling in relief when a faint squeak reached my ears. My head instantly turned around to the noise’s direction, catching sight of a rat. It stood there, staring at me oddly before darting off somewhere else.
"A rat? I recall Peter was seen conversing with one. That odd stare... could that have been one of his tamed animals?" I whispered to myself.
At this very moment, a flash of lightning struck my mind.
’Is it possible for Peter to be nearby at this hour? Or better yet... is he at my house?’
If that were the case, I had to act fast. Capturing him now could save me a massive amount of effort, and might just be the key to wiping out the Sadis Gang entirely.
With that thought, I reached into the worn cloth bag where I kept all the items Althea had given me and pulled out a fiery red pill.
[Mid-Tier Temporary Stats Enhancer Pills]
[Function: Grants the user a temporary boost in all stats to B-Rank for 60 minutes.]
[Usage: Consume directly.]
"It might be reckless to use this pill so soon, less than a day after arriving in this world, but for the sake of my future... for the sake of a good night’s sleep without worrying about a knife pointed at me in the dark... this is worth it."
Without hesitation, I placed the pill in my mouth, but didn’t swallow. Instead, I held it between my cheek and gum.
This way, I could activate it instantly if things went south. And if Peter wasn’t nearby, I wouldn’t waste it.
While keeping the pill tucked away, I reached into the bag again and pulled out a thin talisman with a drawing of an eye without eyelids.
[Inspection Talisman]
[Function: Allows the user to see a target’s personal information, such as name, stats, race, and age. It can also reveal weaknesses or hidden conditions and illnesses.]
[Usage: Aim the talisman at your target. It can be used from a distance. Speak your chosen Incantation to activate it.]
About half a minute later, using a building as cover, I cautiously craned my neck around the corner and looked down Nolan Street.
I spotted someone right away.
A lone figure stood outside a two-story building that I recognized immediately.
’That’s the original Aiden’s house and massage parlor... or should I say, my house now.’
My gaze shifted from the building to the man standing dead center in the street. The whole area was deserted, likely because of the drifting rumor. And aside from the hunched figure, there was no one else around.
A white pigeon rested on his shoulder, looking docile.
I hurriedly pulled my head back behind cover.
Even though I had never seen Peter in person, his description had been so vivid, so detailed, that I could picture him clearly, and the man I just saw matched it perfectly.
’I couldn’t be mistaken... the description fits him perfectly. That’s definitely Peter. And that pigeon, it has to be one of his controlled pets.’
Without wasting another second, I took a deep breath and steeled myself for what was about to come.
I was at a complete loss for words. I did what to men? Isn’t that rumor too exaggerated? Who comes up with this kind of nonsense? And everyone seems to be buying it?!
But more importantly, I suddenly realized how badly this had screwed up my brilliant plan of setting up the new ero-massage program!
This was supposed to be perfect. I had the massage skill inherited from the original Aiden’s memory, and with the "Sensual Touch" skill on top of that, I was sure I could bring in plenty of customers and finish the main quest just in time.
But now?
If everyone’s started avoiding my parlor like it’s the plague, how am I supposed to get any customers?
Fuck! Who the hell started spreading this crap?
Could it be the Sadis Gang again? Of course, it had to be their doing again! That would explain everything. News about my capture spread far too fast. And knowing the Sadis Gang specialized in gathering and leaking information, it wasn’t a stretch to think they were behind this too.
’Looks like me and those shitheads really are fated to be mortal enemies, huh? Fine by me, after all, it’s not like I can rest peacefully until I’ve destroyed them.’
Still, there’s something that bothers me.
If the Sadis Gang was behind the rumor... why go through all this trouble? They’d already killed the original Aiden. Why keep targeting the massage parlor? What exactly is their goal?
Just then, I was struck with realization.
The rumor wasn’t just about me being some predatory scumbag; it specifically said I went after men and women equally. And that had made people of both genders scared to set foot anywhere near Nolan Street...
Is it possible...
Could there be something in my parlor, something so important that they had to go to these lengths, start this wild rumor just to keep people away and make sure nobody stumbled onto... whatever it is?
...
A short, plump man with two front teeth sticking out stood in front of a two-story building.
Pasted across the entrance door was a sheet of parchment bearing the kingdom’s crest, a golden scabbard.
In bold letters, it read:
"The business within this property is closed under investigation. Reopening is forbidden without formal clearance."
"Kekeke, good thing we got word those knights were coming last night," Peter chuckled. "If not, they would’ve caught us red-handed while we were still tearing the place apart."
He then turned to face his subordinates behind him. His posture was slightly hunched, but no one dared make fun of him. "Anyway, Lord Sadis wants us to sweep the place again. This time, he made it clear that we can’t come back until we find that map. Got it?"
A thin man scratched his head among the crowd, looking unsure. "But sir, we already searched the whole house last night and found nothing. What exactly are we supposed to be looking for now?"
Peter shot him a glare. "That’s your job to figure out, genius! If David hadn’t panicked and screwed everything up, we’d have the map by now."
He spat on the ground. "How the hell did he get scared of a half-dead, beaten-down guy and accidentally stab him?"
Someone else hesitantly asked, "What happened to David? Why haven’t we seen him?"
"He’s dead," Peter replied coldly.
The man who asked instantly froze.
Peter indifferently looked over the group. "If you don’t want to end up like him, then get your asses in there and find that map. Understood?"
"Yes, sir!"
"Good. Now move!"
As his men spread out and slipped into the building through windows and the front door, Peter stayed outside.
He looked up at the roof. A pigeon was perched on the ceiling, staring straight at him. After a moment, it spread its wings, glided down, and landed gently on Peter’s shoulder.
"Do you see anyone suspicious coming to this street?"
The pigeon tilted its head, then let out a soft squawk. "Ku! Ku! Ku!"
"Hmm, so no one, huh? From the looks of it, the rumor worked really well at keeping people from going through this street. Other than the residents who lived on this street, probably no one else wants to set foot here. Haha, I’m such a genius for coming up with that rumor!"
Just then, Peter saw a rat scurrying toward him and patting his shoe with its paw.
"Squeak, squeak!"
Right after the rat made its squeaking noises, Peter nodded. "So, someone is coming down this street right now? It’s probably one of the residents."
I tilted my head slightly and swallowed the pill I’d been holding in my cheek.
The pill had been tasteless and odorless while resting in my cheek all this time. But the moment it slid down my throat, everything changed.
It dissolved instantly, before it even reached my stomach.