CHAPTER 100: CHAPTER 69: LIVESTREAM! (4K)

As expected.

The little toxic creature broadcasted live: "Master, that woman fell down! She’s been holding her butt, seems like she’s hurt. No, not hurt, she’s poisoned, and it’s the venom of a Seven-step Snake."

Seven-step Snake?

Zhao Yi raised an eyebrow and tentatively confirmed his suspicion.

Su Qianqian, when she had the protagonist’s halo, fell from West Mountain that high without even a scratch on her skin.

Now, in this Secret Realm, and on a mountaintop where even birds find it hard to pass, she got bitten by a Seven-step Snake.

Zhao Yi had checked before; there wasn’t even a place to step on around the mountaintop, yet a Seven-step Snake managed to crawl up there, and just happened to bite Su Qianqian.

No one has this kind of bad luck.

The original novel isn’t a tragedy, the female lead couldn’t possibly be this unlucky!

She clearly has the fate of a cannon fodder!

Hearing the name Seven-step Snake, Zhao Yi thought of a cold joke.

He asked the little toxic creature, "If I get bitten by a Seven-step Snake, then walk six steps, let it bite me again, and repeat this process, wouldn’t I not die?"

The little toxic creature was very clever.

She hadn’t heard this kind of cold joke before, but quickly caught on to the essence.

And even learned to infer from it.

"Seven-Star Begonia is the most poisonous thing in the world, but it’s incredibly hard to cultivate and takes a long time to grow! If I tied together seven One-Star Begonias, could I use them as a Seven-Star Begonia?"

Upon hearing this, Zhao Yi raised an eyebrow, showering praise without restraint.

"Not bad, not bad, you’re ready to be discharged!"

The little toxic creature giggled.

She didn’t really understand what "discharged" meant, but she appreciated Zhao Yi’s attitude.

Suddenly, she paused, her expression turning very strange.

"What’s wrong?" Zhao Yi asked.

The little toxic creature’s eyes sparkled, as if she’d seen something extraordinary.

She excitedly said, "That woman saw Brother Xiao Jing, she hobbled over to him, hesitated, pointed the injured area at Brother Xiao Jing’s head, lifted her skirt, and squatted down!"

At the end, the little toxic creature almost squealed in her excitement.

Su Qianqian’s injured area?

Zhao Yi was first startled, then his eyes suddenly widened.

He looked at the little toxic creature, incredulously asking, "Did you just say where Su Qianqian was injured?"

"The butt!" the little toxic creature answered without hesitation.

Afraid Zhao Yi didn’t feel included, she reached for her own skirt, ready to take off her underpants to show the exact position.

Zhao Yi was shocked, quickly stopping her.

He said with a dark face, "What are you doing?"

The little toxic creature earnestly replied, "I’m marking where that woman got injured for you, Master."

As she spoke, she slapped her butt and said grandly, "See, it’s right here!"

A black line appeared across Zhao Yi’s forehead.

Just as he was about to say something, he suddenly saw the little toxic creature’s eyes widen further.

"What’s the matter?" Zhao Yi hurriedly asked.

The little toxic creature’s eyes grew even brighter: "She stopped, got up, squatted back down, stopped again, got up again, squatted back down, made up her mind, moved quickly, her wound almost reaching Brother Xiao Jing’s mouth... ah, ah, ah, Brother Xiao Jing woke up!"

The little toxic creature excitedly crowed!

Zhao Yi was also excited, filled with adrenaline.

For the first time in his life, he bemoaned his low cultivation, missing such an extraordinary scene, something he’d regret for life!

The little toxic creature had just finished her live report.

The next moment.

A terrified scream was heard from the hot spring pool area.

"Donor Su, what are you doing?"

Zhao Yi couldn’t see the male protagonist’s expression, but from his voice, it was clear the male protagonist must be utterly devastated.

His voice contained three parts shock, three parts fear, three parts disbelief, and perhaps a dash of shyness?

Shy?

Shy my foot!

"The more reserved you are, the more excited she’ll get! Slap her! Give her a good slap for me!"

Zhao Yi couldn’t see a thing and was jumping with anxiety.

At the same time, he felt a sense of frustration at the male protagonist’s lack of resolve!

The little toxic creature gave a light sound of agreement, then covered her mouth in surprise.

"She, she, she’s actually going to use force!"

"She’s determined, sitting forcefully on Brother Xiao Jing’s face!"

"Brother Xiao Jing seems really distraught, pushing up with his hands while treating her butt like a hot coal, afraid to touch it!"

"They’re in a stalemate, they’re talking now."

Hearing this, Zhao Yi quickly perked up his ears, leaned in to listen.

From a hundred steps away, Zhao Yi couldn’t see, but as long as they were loud enough, he could catch some sounds.

Given the situation, it’s obvious they wouldn’t be speaking sweet nothings.

The male protagonist’s voice was loud, trembled, full of fear and pleading: "Donor Su, what exactly are you trying to do? This humble monk is a man of the cloth; men and women shouldn’t touch!"

Su Qianqian’s tone was peculiar.

Three parts shy, three parts excited, three parts resolute, and a hint of eagerness.

Upon hearing him, Su Qianqian said: "Brother Fajing, I have no other intention, I’ve been poisoned, just hoping you can help me suck out the poison!"

"Amitabha!"

The male protagonist, despite seeing Su Qianqian’s injury, couldn’t bring himself to bite down given its sensitive location!

The male protagonist pleaded earnestly: "Donor Su, let’s talk this over! Can you get off first? This humble monk knows a bit of medicine, detoxifying you won’t be difficult!"

Su Qianqian, however, didn’t believe him: "Brother Fajing, I know you’ve always found me annoying, how can I trust you won’t run away like before if I get off?"

The male protagonist was on the verge of breakdown.

He held up Su Qianqian with his hands.

Every moment was a torment for him.

He continuously chanted Buddha’s name, pleading, "Amitabha! Donor Su, this humble monk swears on the Buddha, should I leave, may I die in eternal damnation, will that suffice?"

Su Qianqian still shook her head: "I don’t believe you! If you truly believe in the Buddha, there’s the story of feeding flesh to an eagle, how come you won’t even help me extract the poison?"

The snake venom was already spreading through Su Qianqian’s body; her head was dizzy, her body shaky, on the verge of collapse.

The male protagonist’s eyes filled with terror, fixated on Su Qianqian, fearful she might suddenly faint and fall on him.

The male protagonist persuaded desperately, "Donor Su, your poisoning is severe; you mustn’t delay further! Better get off now, else if the venom attacks your heart, it’ll be too late to regret it!"

Su Qianqian couldn’t speak anymore.

Her mind had only a sliver of clarity, turned into an obsession pressing her down on the male protagonist.

The male protagonist realized the gravity of the situation but was powerless, only left with an urge to cry.

Zhao Yi, seeing there was no more spectacle to listen to, slapped the little toxic creature watching this live-action drama with wide eyes and said irritably, "Had enough of watching? If so, go and detoxify that woman!"

Zhao Yi had confirmed his suspicion.

Su Qianqian indeed lost her protagonist halo.

So she couldn’t die just like this!

This woman ruined his reputation, dying so easily would be too kind!

And the male protagonist.

Zhao Yi believed, the male protagonist waking up to find a woman’s butt nearly touching his mouth, that scene must’ve been as shocking as the sky collapsing.

If Su Qianqian just died like this, the male protagonist might find peace instead.

Zhao Yi wouldn’t let him off so easily!

Zhao Yi wanted Su Qianqian to live, at least awake to confront the male protagonist, best if the male protagonist takes responsibility for her.

This way, the male protagonist wouldn’t have a moment of peace.

Sending the little toxic creature over was to notify the male protagonist that others witnessed this incident, he couldn’t pretend nothing happened.

This would become an indelible heart demon for him!

Zhao Yi wanted him to never forget that scene just now!

Sure enough.

The little toxic creature suddenly appeared and shouted questions about what they were doing, and the male protagonist broke down!

The male protagonist abruptly rolled to the side, avoiding Su Qianqian’s big butt that was about to slam down.

Then, he covered his face with his sleeves, cried out, and ran away!

Seeing this scene, Zhao Yi’s destructive urge surged again.

Zhao Yi spread his arms, closed his eyes, and let out a satisfied sigh.

"I’m really not a good person!"

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