Men''s manual Article 6: women always ask after injury: "men light me, cheat me, cheat me, how to deal with it?" The sage replied, "bear with him, tolerate him, let him, and you will see him later." As a matter of fact, the sage''s set is of no use. You should: pit him, destroy him, punish him, and kill him at the right time!

    Even if the next second Gu Shengnan has already changed his face, but her mind is now full of images of some objects, can not hide. She quickly forced herself to think about something else, such as

    German sausage?

    Pooh, Pooh, what kind of German sausage? It should be American hot dog All of a sudden, these messy ideas came out of his mind, and Gu Shengnan slapped his forehead.

    The woman didn''t know what she was thinking. Lu Jin took the opportunity to pull up the pants chain, but in this hurry, the action was a little flustered. The teeth of the chain scraped on the most delicate skin of the whole body. All of a sudden, level 10 pain came to Lu Jin. Lu Jin''s face was green, and he was still biting his teeth, only to let out a dull hum.

    As a result, the second negotiation between Mr. Lu and chef Gu officially opened outside the men''s room.

    Lu Jinqiang''s face has not returned to normal so far. Bearing a faint pain somewhere, Lu Jinqiang maintained her usual noble and cool beauty. She glanced at her: "why don''t you take the alarm with you according to my requirements?"

    Gu Shengnan also looked him up and down: "don''t you wear it?"

    Boy, if you have a mistake, you dare to argue with him?

    Lu Jin was just thinking about how to take on the move. Unexpectedly, the woman said, "you should have helped me change my clothes last night. At that time, you saw all of me. Now I have seen all of you. It should be regarded as I don''t think we owe each other. "

    Jin Yi Leng.

    I think it''s necessary to look at this woman. Although she seems careless and untidy on the surface, it seems that His brain is still very good, a word to say, he is a little speechless.

    After thinking for a long time, Lu Jin finally thought of the way to win: "can this be compared? I took a casual look, as if I were standing in front of a mirror and looking at myself

    Finish saying don''t forget to look at her chest.

    See Gu Shengnan silence, Lu Jin smile: nothing to say?

    But he really underestimated Gu Shengnan''s comrades who have been influenced by Vivian''s venomous tongue for more than ten years.

    "What can''t be compared? The only thing I took a look at in the men''s room just now is probably... " Gu Shengnan recalled that he used his hand to compare the length It''s a long time, but it''s nothing to see! "

    It turned out that her silence just now was not because she had nothing to say, but was recalling He! Yes! Long! Degree!

    Without waiting for Lu Jin to open his mouth, Gu Shengnan said: "the standard for men now seems to be 180 cm, 180 m2, 180 mm. Mr. Lu, you still have a long way to go from 180 mm."

    “……”

    “……”

    During the quiet confrontation, Lu Zheng''s soul was shattered.

    Lu Jin walked into the box in a daze, and his assistant jumped up from the chair: "Mr. Lu, how can you look so bad?"

    Lu Jin looked at the assistant with a pale face. He waved his hand to indicate that he would not go on. He pulled out a chair and sat down in a dejected way.

    Confused assistant had no choice but to attribute the boss''s weakness to the boss''s hunger, so he quickly ordered the waiter on the side: "now you can serve the dishes."

    Lu Jin was lowering his head, as if he was thinking about something. At this time, he suddenly raised his head and asked very seriously, "is there a ruler?"

    Although he didn''t know what medicine his boss sold in the gourd, the assistant quickly found a ruler for Lu Jin. After adjusting the ruler for a long time, Lu Jinfu was obviously relieved. He suddenly regained his confidence and said to himself: "does this woman see more of that kind of dish? Can a normal man have 180 mm? Or were all her boyfriends black? "

    At the same time, Gu Shengnan, who came back to the table, was obviously out of his mind. Xu Zhaodi, sitting opposite her, was completely ignored. He tried to call back the soul of his friends with the delicious food on the table: "Hello! Your favorite German sausage

    Gu Shengnan looked down at the plate of food on the table, frowned and pushed the plate away: "full."

    "Full before eating?"

    Gu Shengnan answers silently in his heart: I''m full

    Gu Shengnan concluded that the tortoise man and himself.

    On this day, she was at home during the holiday. As usual, she woke up three times a day. The first thing she did was to soak the bowl of noodles. The second thing, of course, was to put the bowl of noodles in front of the computer, turn on the computer, and begin to receive successive attacks from the outside world on her.

    All of a sudden, a friend named "praise you a little bastard" burst into Gu Shengnan''s eyes. Just a few seconds after Gu Shengnan fell into surprise, the "praise to death you little bastard" ordered "praise" under the photo of one of her classmates drying baby''s excrement.

    Throughout the whole page, this "praise you little bastard" has already "praised" more than 20 photos in just three minutes. Gu Shengnan quickly took a closer look at the head portrait of "praising you little bastard"Isn''t it Vivian?

    These happy photos of her classmates, are also Vivian''s classmates. Gu Shengnan quickly opened the private chat page with Vivian: "when did you change such a wonderful net name?"

    Wei Wei an second back: "what is the baby''s excreta to bask in? Don''t think about me, who is eating breakfast? "

    "But..."

    Gu Shengnan was about to type a second word when her mobile phone rang next to her computer desk.

    She answered as she rolled the instant noodles with a fork into her mouth. The other party''s instant howl almost scared Gu Shengnan''s instant noodles from his nose: "Mr. Gu! Help

    Gu Shengnan managed to swallow the instant noodles, followed the flow and asked, "what What? "

    When Gu Shengnan arrived at the back kitchen of Bauhinia, he finally understood why the young man in the kitchen wanted to save her life. Mr. Lu ordered 17 dishes in one breath, and each dish required more than 17 processes.

    "The guests on Victoria said he had to see all 17 dishes on his table before 12:00 noon."

    12:00?

    Gu Shengnan takes a look at his watch. It''s already 10:30.

    Gu Shengnan''s assistant complained: "this is an impossible task! We just went on strike. "

    On the other side of the small worker gossip very well, immediately said: "I heard that he is a very important guest, the general manager did not dare to offend him."

    Gu Shengnan looked at the menu without saying a word, pondered for a while, and then suddenly interrupted: "hurry to prepare the ingredients. There is still one and a half hours left. It should still be in time."

    Lu Jinqiao is sitting at the table with two legs, drinking cold powder in a cup and looking at his watch. He looks very leisurely.

    The assistant standing upright beside Lu Jin, counting: "11:59:56, 57, 58, 59..."

    Lu Jin put down his cup and picked up his mobile phone. He was about to call the general manager of the Bauhinia hotel. Suddenly, Ding Dong

    The sweet doorbell rings.

    Lu Jin was stiff and frowned. Although he knew it was impossible, he still motioned his assistant to open the door.

    Two smiling waiters walked into the cabin, one responsible for the cart and one for serving. The 17 dishes soon filled the whole table, and the waiter bowed slightly: "Mr. Lu, your order is complete."

    Because Lu Jin had returned many dishes before, the waiter was very clear about his habits. After serving the dishes, he did not rush to leave, so he stood there waiting for Lu Jin to test the dishes. Lu Jin reluctantly put down his mobile phone and picked up the silver spoon.

    Although he wanted to frown, Lu Jin''s serious expression disappeared in an instant because of the instant taste and the fragrance on his nose.

    Jin Lu has to admit that she doesn''t like cooking.

    Deep love.

    Turtle guests disturbed her holiday, Gu Shengnan had to take the next day off.

    This time, Gu Shengnan was terrified. He woke up very early. He was afraid that the turtle hair guest would come up with a problem to embarrass her, which would cause her to lose her rest this time.

    But until noon, Gu Shengnan did not receive a call for help from the kitchen. I''m relieved.

    Just as Gu Shengnan fell down on the sofa with a big sigh of relief, the phone in her hand suddenly rang.

    Gu Shengnan was so scared that he jumped up from the sofa and sat up straight.

    She has just bought a new mobile phone, and has not yet had time to import the original address book. But when Gu Shengnan answers the phone with tension all over his body, the word "hello"

    GU Shengnan immediately knows who it is and immediately leans back to the sofa with a big sigh of relief.

    Xu Zhaodi asked her, "guess where I am?"

    According to Gu Shengnan''s understanding of his friends, Xu Zhaodi was definitely a workaholic when she was working seriously. However, her lazy way of speaking can only show one thing: "you''re chasing a man."

    "Smart!" Xu Zhaodi, in a good mood, praised her, "I''m in Bauhinia, and I''ll slip out of the kitchen to have a drink with me!"

    "I''m on holiday today, not in Bauhinia."

    "Well? Didn''t you take a vacation yesterday? "

    "Ah Don''t mention it. It''s better to mention which handsome guy you are in Bauhinia. "

    Xu Zhaodi even cheated with her: "you will know when you come. Hurry up. Come here. I''ll wait for you at the Bauhinia swimming pool

    Wait for Gu Shengnan to rush to the swimming pool of Bauhinia, where is the handsome guy? But the beauty in the swimming pool almost attracted the attention of all male creatures.

    Gu Shengnan is so obediently waiting on the other side of the pool, waiting for the creature to come out.

    She swam back and forth, twisting her waist and climbing a ladder back to the shore. It''s good that Xu Zhaodi didn''t go ashore. When Xu Zhaodi got ashore, the eyes of all the female creatures in the scene would glance at her side intentionally or unintentionally.

    Gu Shengnan glanced at Xu Zhaodi''s graceful posture: "how come your swimsuit is so two pieces of cloth?"Xu Zhaodi did not speak, but turned around in front of Gu Shengnan to show her bikini in an all-round way.

    Gu Shengnan looked around. In addition to all the men who coveted this creature, and those women who were jealous or despised or envious, and had different mentality, it seemed that there was one missing, "what''s your goal?"

    Xu Zhaodi wiped her hair with a bath towel and looked at the entrance: "it should be coming soon."

    Gu Shengnan said, "Oh," and then he went to the bench in the rest area and sat down. Xu Zhaodi then sat down: "when the target character arrives, I will pretend to fall into the swimming pool. You! Definitely! Yes! Sure! protect! He''ll jump out of the pool and save me. "

    "How can this be guaranteed?"

    "It means that if he doesn''t want to jump out of the pool to save me, you kick him down and force him to save me. Understand? "

    Gu Shengnan thought and nodded.

    Xu Zhaodi was finally satisfied: "OK, I''ll get the drink. What do you drink

    "A glass of orange..."

    Gu Shengnan''s voice did not fall, suddenly came "didi!" in his ear "Didi!"

    Gu Shengnan was stunned for half a second. He seemed to react and turn the bag quickly.

    The red light flashed out of her bag.

    All of a sudden, Gu Shengnan was electrocuted, and every cell stood at attention. She was shocked and inconceivable. She looked up to Xu Zhaodi: "you Of Goal It can''t be... "

    Xu Zhaodi smiles. "Lu Jin runs a company specializing in Ma, with its headquarters in modu. At present, he is on holiday in city B. He has no girlfriend or boyfriend Sheng Nan! Sheng Nan, what are you running! Hello! Win the man

    However Xu Zhaodi calls, Gu Shengnan doesn''t stop running.