CHAPTER 30: CHAPTER 30: EAT THE COLD BREW YOGURT I FEED YOU (REQUEST FOR MONTHLY TICKETS)

"Given the situation... let’s cook for Xiaolan first!"

With the live stream room being banned, Yu Xueqing cradled the little fox, took a couple of sips of Yang Qi to restore her spirits, and then headed to the kitchen to prepare dinner for Xiaolan.

The fox’s meals were quite simple. In the morning, she would go to the market, buy ten slices of pork from the butcher, have the butcher slice it, and then boil it briefly at home.

If there was an induction cooker, she would use it; if not, a kettle could do the job as well.

While Yu Xueqing busied herself in the kitchen, Ansheng jumped onto the live stream table, curious about what Yu Xueqing was up to.

But after taking a glance, Ansheng saw nothing that could cause a violation.

Anshann noted a dark-colored bakelite tea tray, a set of glass tea utensils for observing the color of the tea, a streaming phone, and another phone for checking comments and monitoring.

When Ah Qing was streaming... she wouldn’t actually perform a buffet eating show, would she?

Ansheng, with a peculiar expression, glanced towards the kitchen.

Unable to discern much from the table, Ansheng decided to open the wish list in her mind to see if Ah Qing had made any wishes while she was sleeping.

Ansheng opened the wish list, automatically ignoring any illegal, get-rich-quick, or matchmaking wishes.

Matchmaking was out of the question.

For windfalls... the only quick way to make dreams of instant riches come true that Ansheng could think of was finding a fully insured Davy at night, sneaking out, and tossing the wish-maker away at low speed.

"I hope the streaming goes smoothly. I’m worried I might not sell anything since I don’t usually speak well——with complex emotions before starting the live stream, Yu Xueqing was worried about her speech, fearing online backlash."

"Wish fulfilled: Cullinan Fragment (You don’t need to speak; no one can possess both a new Cullinan and insecurity at the same time)"

Ansheng: "......."

I was just babbling with Lin Ying, but Ah Qing, you really dare to dream about a Cullinan!

With this little fox butt of mine, even if I were fitted with an electric motor, I probably wouldn’t be able to shake out that much money. Perhaps later, I should sign you up for a flower shaking class?

"Those nasty bad guy agents, please don’t find out I’m joining the army for my father. Dad is still resting, and if he knew those agents came to mess up my live stream... Yu Xueqing sighed heartily, deeply afraid of those agents."

"Wish fulfilled: The Second Blooming (In ancient times, Liu Bei sought the services of the sleeping dragon three times, and now there’s a little fox who can visit Gao Feng Consulting three times, using love to reform wrongdoers)"

"Goodness gracious."

Upon seeing the refreshed task, Ansheng couldn’t help but exclaim internally.

The unstoppable Snow Qing Emperor’s single punch wiped out the Gao Feng Consulting Company.

"Yippee yippee!"

Ansheng, excited by the task, squealed on the table.

No need to rack my brains, no need to empty my wallet, and I don’t need to grasp a Chicago typewriter with blood on the street... Ansheng was thrilled.

’Master master~ the fox loves you, the little fox loves you the most. You’re so hardworking at hunting, and the fox is worried master might get hurt while hunting...’

The squealing from Ansheng in the living room echoed into the kitchen, reaching Yu Xueqing’s ears, translated by the machine into melodious words.

Upon hearing it, Yu Xueqing was overjoyed, immediately adding two huge scoops to the little fox’s bowl. The meal standard almost resembled that of a last meal for a condemned person in ancient times.

When Yu Xueqing came out, Ansheng’s ceramic bowl, in addition to the usual pork, was topped with plain yak jerky and shrimp from Beihai, with a layer of cold-brewed yogurt on top.

"What the heck? Is it a holiday at our house today?" Ansheng was startled by the feast in the bowl and couldn’t help but ask Ah Qing what’s going on today.

"Hehe... Today’s hunt was bountiful!" Yu Xueqing raised her arm showing off her biceps, teasing the fox.

After setting the food bowl for Ansheng, Yu Xueqing didn’t forget to take a short video of Ansheng.

Mo Yiqing’s snacks weren’t for free.

Mo Yiqing specifically requested Yu Xueqing to record a video of the little fox licking the yogurt.

She found the little fox irresistibly cute while licking the yogurt, humming and squeaking.

"Are you fooling a senseless fox? Hunting?"

Ansheng rolled her eyes, started to retort, but quickly recalled how Ah Qing could effortlessly lift her and flip the mattress just like changing bed sheets.

In the forest, Ah Qing... could really hunt, it seemed.

Well, considering Ah Qing’s strength, it should be no problem for her to manually peel off a wild boar’s scalp.

"Yip—"

Ansheng, silently critiquing Yu Xueqing’s endeavor in green fitness, opened her mouth, unsuspectingly licking the cold-brewed yogurt in the bowl.

With one lick, Ansheng instantly felt something was off with the yogurt in her bowl.

The cold-brewed yogurt had... a taste of home!

Ansheng was speechless, her pointed red tongue sticking to a chunk of yogurt, and the sensation was akin to the childhood winter days back home when her tongue got stuck to an icy surface.

"Slop slop—"

Ansheng was wildly shaking her tongue, trying to either throw off the sticky yogurt or swill it down.

"Heehee...hahaha." Seeing the fox’s bewildered face while attempting to shake off the yogurt, Yu Xueqing couldn’t contain her amusement, capturing the adorable struggle on video.

The texture of the cold-brewed yogurt was exceptionally thick.

In layman’s terms, taking a mouthful of it without letting it melt in your mouth first could get stuck in your throat.

Yu Xueqing knew about this yogurt and had seen other pet bloggers feed it to their pets on the Melody platform.

But she had never bought it; at seventeen bucks per hundred grams, it was more expensive than her own life.

"Yip?"

Ansheng glanced sideways, her eyes bored into Yu Xueqing, who was chuckling with her phone, and she couldn’t help but smile foxily, addressing Yu Xueqing:

"Ah Qing... didn’t you mention before, considering our relationship and camaraderie?"

"Why haven’t you given a hand-bite gift yet?"

Ansheng gave a cold snort, opened her mouth and chewed directly on that lump of dry sticky yogurt, plastering it all over her mouth and tongue.

"Laugh? Wouldn’t you like to go down together with me?"

After swallowing the yogurt, Ansheng ran up to Yu Xueqing with her mouth open, planting a big lick on her face.

"Eep—"

Yu Xueqing was stunned by the fox’s lick, and then quickly realized what was going on, exclaiming,

"Ah! Xiaolan, don’t get that cold-brewed yogurt on my face; I just washed my hair yesterday..."

"Please! Let me give you some water, okay?"

"I really don’t want to wash my hair..."

Ansheng’s decision to share misery startled Yu Xueqing into retreating, helplessly pleading.

Ansheng, feeling triumphant, snorted coldly, signaling Yu Xueqing to bring her a bowl of cool boiled water.

After drinking, she still needed to survey her territory at Gao Feng Consulting and Tea Mountain.

"Pesky Xiaolan..."

Yu Xueqing, wiping yogurt off her cheeks, grumbled about Xiaolan’s mischief, while also sending the video of the fox’s ’attack’ to Mo Yiqing.

Mo Yiqing: [Can eating yogurt be this thrilling?]

Mo Yiqing: [Bring the fox over next time, I’ll guide it to eat yogurt slowly, let it try mine.]