CHAPTER 31: CHAPTER 31: THE RED FOX IS DEFINITELY UNRELIABLE (PLEASE BOOKMARK, VOTE, AND FOLLOW)

Yu Xueqing sent the video of the fox eating yogurt to Mo Yiqing, and then shared it in the dorm group chat.

There were four people in the dorm, and both Mo Yiqing and Lingren were very interested in the fox.

The fourth person, Tang You, hadn’t expressed any opinion on it, and hadn’t shown up for a long time.

However, the three of them, including Yu Xueqing, were used to this.

People living in the city long for pastoral life, while those in the countryside yearn for the neon lights.

Tang You came from a family with cattle and horses, and after coming to the city, got addicted to his computer, essentially spending all of his school life in the cyber world as a gaming Genghis Khan.

With a bottle of liquor in the left hand, a mouse in the right, left eye on the game’s battlefield, and the right eye glancing at a second screen.

The college Yu Xueqing attended was in the Xiabei Region. It was neither a 985 nor a 211 institution, but it was a top academy in Xia Country focusing on plant and animal sciences.

Every agriculture-related subject, from ecological environments to putting jingles on pets, had corresponding disciplines.

A significant portion of students applying to Xinxing Agricultural Science College came from families in related industries or planned to work in plant or animal-related fields in the future.

Xinxing Agricultural Science College was so specialized that it had no other popular majors, and even seemed to have a peculiar exclusivity about it.

It seemed as if its purpose wasn’t to recruit and educate or to rank among international higher education institutions.

The enrollment at Xinxing Agricultural Science College inherently had a filtering aspect, and there was nothing wrong in saying that.

Similarly purposed but different specialized schools, three of them existed in Xia Country, all initiated five years ago as experimental reform projects alongside the implementation of Green Health Education.

......

Ansheng lay on Yu Xueqing’s lap, sneaking a glance at the messages in the group chat, pouted, and suddenly lost interest in peering at the screens, running back to the table to eat.

Women are all two-faced; earlier, they were praising my looks and elegant figure.

And then they started talking about the difference in looks between foreign arctic foxes and domestic red foxes, and which was softer.

Ansheng was full of frustration.

Aren’t I just a red fox?

If Ansheng removes the sassy look and bleaches the yellow hair on my head, will you not recognize me?

"Ying ying ying...."

Ansheng chewed on the beef jerky, while Yu Xueqing returned to the living room to her livestream studio.

After the recent incident with the livestream ban, there weren’t even two or three big cats left in Yu Xueqing’s stream.

"Ugh... I’m about to end the stream and haven’t even sold a single sample pack of tea leaves."

Yu Xueqing glanced at the backend. None of the tea leaves were sold, not even the trial packs priced at thirty yuan with free shipping.

The trial gift box included Zhenghe Kung Fu, Tanyang Kung Fu, Frosted Oolong, and a jasmine tea.

Two kinds of black tea, one oolong tea, and one floral tea for heavier tastes.

Both Zhenghe Kung Fu and Tanyang Kung Fu have been around for over a hundred years.

They have the history and depth, and could even be showcased alongside the British royal and nobility.

However, there aren’t even two people in the livestream, making it hard for Yu Xueqing to tell her stories to anyone.

Of course, the Zhenghe Kung Fu and Tanyang Kung Fu sold by Yu Xueqing’s family weren’t from the core production areas but merely the same variety grown in similar locations.

The truly exported teas, even coveted by foreigners, are priced by the ounce.

They’re treated like Longjing from the core production areas.

Even if Yu Zhenghong could get the goods, few in the livestream would dare to buy them.

"Ah Qing, don’t be sad! It’s your first day streaming, and though you haven’t sold any tea, think about it; even after streaming for five months, Old Deng didn’t earn a penny, and ended up spending tens of thousands on his medical bills."

"You’re already doing great, at least you didn’t lose money." Ansheng, avoiding the livestream camera, nestled on Yu Xueqing’s lap, patting her belly to comfort her:

"Like the stock market, as long as you don’t invest, you’ve actually outperformed ninety-seven percent of people."

"Streaming tea without a loss is a win. For now, keep streaming to get the hang of it. Later, Ansheng will sell himself to raise funds to boost your stream, and Jialianhua will soar all over!"

Ansheng comforted Yu Xueqing and, gritting his teeth, made his promise.

So what if there’s no traffic? No viewers?

Later, Ansheng will risk staying in an animal shelter at the zoo by borrowing Lin Ying’s phone to vote for you!

Then, I’ll find a way to do some magic, turning part of the traffic into fans for you.

Hmm...

When the time comes, I’ll bring that overweight King Cobra down the mountain for you, I’ll wear a headscarf, snatch a shawm in my mouth, and do a breakdance with it.

"Ying ying ying ying——"

’Master, it’s okay if we can’t hunt, I’m clumsy and can’t hunt much, I can eat a little less; as long as master’s full, master will have more strength.’

’Ying ying... Fox will work hard in the future too, and when grown up, will catch a big wild boar for master.’

After being machine-translated through loyalty, expressiveness, and elegance in Yu Xueqing’s mind, Ansheng’s words of comfort transformed into a cutesy whine.

"Aw aw aw—Xiaolan is so sweet!"

Hearing this, Yu Xueqing’s initial sadness and insecurity disappeared, replaced by heartfelt emotion, and she lifted the little fox, furiously kissing it with tears in her eyes.

"Wow—Ah Qing! You repay kindness with vengeance!"

Bathed in saliva after being kissed by Yu Xueqing, Ansheng struggled in her arms, looking as if he’d seen a ghost.

Help! I’m covered in saliva! The caretaker wants to eat the fox’s snout alive!

The fox repaid kindness, only to be paid back with betrayal!

......

After a while.

Yu Xueqing closed the livestream and touched the little fox’s head, getting ready to take a bath.

With disdain on his face, Ansheng raised his paw, rubbing it all over his little fox face.

Hmph! Woman!

Now it’s all kisses and hugs being lifted high, but later, when Ansheng gains wisdom, you’ll probably point at Ansheng’s nose, loudly exclaiming to turn back!

Ansheng vaguely remembered seeing a voice-over video on Douyin in a past life.

In the video, they cut scenes from Nezha’s Legend featuring King Zhou and Daji as the protagonists.

Daji transformed from a fox into a human, then it cut to King Zhou throwing things.

Daji spoke: ’Your Majesty～’

King Zhou angrily demanded: ’Turn back for me.’

Daji transformed back, and the scene switched to King Zhou enjoying himself in the wine pool and meat forest.

Life insurance practically occupied the entire screen.

"Hehe..."

Ansheng stretched lazily, planning to stroll outside to digest food, then go up the hill for patrol.

As for Gao Feng Consulting Company....

"Ying ying ying——"

Ansheng walked to the bathroom door, tapped the door, and spoke to the blurry silhouette behind the frosted glass.

"Oh oh, remember to poop outside, don’t play too late with Lai Foo, return early....."

In the bathroom, Yu Xueqing, washing up, easily understood Ansheng’s fox babble and replied with a laugh.

The little fox said, bring some snacks to play next door, then go poop in the wild with Lai Foo.