CHAPTER 39: CHAPTER 39: AH QING’S SECOND BLOOM

"Hey! Xiaolan—"

Ansheng had just turned over on the sofa, ready to continue sleeping, when he suddenly felt his rump shake, causing the fluffy fox fur to ripple.

With a bewildered expression, Ansheng raised his head to look at Yu Xueqing, who was sitting in front of the sofa, patting his little bottom.

Ah Qing... What’s up?

"Where did you go last night?"

Yu Xueqing lifted her clothes, waving them in front of Ansheng.

Yu Xueqing’s pajamas were very simple, just a plain, loose cotton T-shirt and a pair of cotton shorts meant to prevent exposure, but now the plain T-shirt was covered with little fox paw prints.

On the beige clothing, the front and collar were covered with yellow mud paw prints.

Yu Xueqing glared at Ansheng, puffing with fury.

Changxi Town, due to the Tea Mountain economy, previously paved concrete roads, now paved asphalt roads.

If Xiaolan played near the house, he definitely wouldn’t have gotten yellow mud all over his paws.

"Yip?"

Ansheng tilted his head, yipping in confusion.

"Hmph! Don’t think you can charm your way out! Fox misbehavior must be punished by everyone!"

Yu Xueqing, looking fierce, picked up the fox and carried him to the bathroom, putting him in the red basin, then started scrubbing him with body wash.

Especially the dirt between the toes, Yu Xueqing washed meticulously.

"Yip yip yip—"

Ansheng felt utterly at ease, enjoying the massage service Ah Qing provided for free.

After cleaning off the imported dirt, Yu Xueqing snorted triumphantly, releasing Ansheng at the bathroom door so he could dry off on his own.

Any furry creature dislikes bathing.

Yu Xueqing gave the fox a thorough scrub.

She believed Xiaolan would realize his mistake and, in the future, playing in the mud would make him recall today.

After scrubbing the little fox, Yu Xueqing stayed in the bathroom for a bath herself.

Washing away dirt and mud, Yu Xueqing touched the fox’s little head and gave him a peck on the forehead, instructing him to guard the door at home, then she walked out to purchase today’s groceries for the little fox.

"Yip—"

Ansheng squatted in the courtyard sun, lazily yawning, drying his premium fox fur.

"Sleep at two, wake at eight, let’s meet for millet in the ICU."

Ansheng yawned longly, evidently a bit drowsy due to the disruption of his biological clock.

He usually slept at three and woke at eleven, but today being woken up by Yu Xueqing for a bath left him severely sleep deprived.

However, awake and up, Ansheng didn’t return to the sofa for more sleep.

Yipping all the way to the house, Ansheng grabbed an empty soda bottle and filled it with water from the courtyard faucet, then dragged it to the dried flowerbed.

Arriving at the blocked dog hole, Ansheng looked at the single green shoot growing on the dry soil.

Ansheng poured half the bottle of water on the green shoot and then blissfully spread his legs, giving it a morning pee.

After finishing the first pee of the morning, Ansheng stepped back a bit and poured the remaining half bottle of water on the green shoot.

Although biological urine contains nutrients beneficial to plants.

Urine cannot be directly used on plants, especially for seedlings, direct use might cause a phenomenon known as "burning seedlings," leading to plant death.

Organic fertilizer needs fermentation before it can be used as plant fertilizer.

Certainly, Ansheng wouldn’t dare to set up organic fertilizer fermentation tools at Ah Qing’s house.

If Ah Qing discovered those things, considering him a filthy little fox.

Ansheng felt Ah Qing’s wrath would lend her to use the fertilizer ladle to bash his head.

Composting at home is impossible, but if this green shoot doesn’t get fertilizer, the dry soil’s nutrients are definitely insufficient for growth.

In his past life, Ansheng had farmed.

If composting isn’t possible, organic fertilizer can be mixed with soil or diluted with water to avoid "burning seedlings" or affecting soil pH levels.

Mixing urine with soil... unrealistic.

Diluting with water is more effective.

After watering the green shoot, Ansheng’s fur was almost dry.

The fox trotted back into the house, slipping into Yu Xueqing’s room to start swiping his phone.

Ah Qing now had many phones, and as Yu Xueqing’s fox, Ansheng had one to watch Pleasant Goat.

Ah Qing hoped the urban fox could often see idyllic life.

But generally, Ansheng doesn’t watch Pleasant Goat, preferring to chat and clown in Penguin groups acting like a rascal, while opening a smaller window to watch movie commentary.

Nationwide Not Flying (Ansheng’s ID): [Begging for the latest episodes link this month... Ultimate thirst.jpg]

I Am Diga in Summer North: [Show yours]

Clamp Your Sphincter and Sever Shallow Hearted Men: [Show yours]

Nationwide Not Flying: [???]

This was an agricultural science forums chat group, where Ansheng, disguised as a rascal, joined, planning to brag and show off.

However, for unknown reasons, after a week, the group members unanimously agreed.

Ansheng in real life must be a fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged "Brother Thirty-Six," thus becoming the group mascot.

Pictorial proofs are nowhere.

Asking leads to kkp.

Ansheng posted selfies claiming innocence, and the group members kept murmuring that with so adorable emoticons, he must be a burly guy in real life.

......

Time gradually flew by.

Yu Xueqing was in her dorm room, Ansheng eagerly watching Pleasant Goat.

When Yu Xueqing wasn’t in the dorm, Ansheng opened notes to swipe through fox videos, learning skills word by word.

"Xiaolan, stop watching Pleasant Goat, you can’t eat the little fat sheep in there."

Yu Xueqing picked up Ansheng, placed him on her cheek, and rubbed Master Fox’s belly, taking in a deep breath of Yang Qi, ready to start the livestream.

"Come! Let’s go to the living room and enjoy the air conditioning."

"Yip yip yip?"

Ansheng looked at Yu Xueqing, puzzled about why she brought him along for the livestream.

Yu Xueqing was only on her second day of streaming, her selling tactics incredibly clumsy.

Yu Zhenghong was still messaging last night, encouraging Yu Xueqing to stream a few more days, getting used to the rhythm.

Soon, dad would send some notes on the platform to boost heat slightly, giving some exposure.

"Alright!"

Yu Xueqing sat in the dining room filled with equipment worth sixty thousand, confidently facing the zero-viewer stream: "Today is full of hope! Ah Qing’s sales will explode!"

"So... Ah Qing, is this why you put me under the table?"

Ansheng squatted under the table, Yu Xueqing’s two small legs clasping the fox’s body, securing him underneath.

And the fox’s fluffy tail just covered Ah Qing’s instep.

"Yip yip yip?"

’Master~ is this also part of hunting?’

’Master~ do you want to have foxes on guard when you poop and keep watch over the surrounding environment?’