From Folly to Fortune:I Rewrite My Life After Rebirth!
Chapter 151 Barbarian
CHAPTER 151: CHAPTER 151 BARBARIAN
Mu Shuangshuang rolled up her sleeves and handed the tightly tied burlap sack to Lu Yuanfeng.
Lu Yuanfeng stood beside her, completely clueless about what Mu Shuangshuang was up to.
But gradually, he began to discern the reason from those two indistinct sounds.
Mu Danian was in the cotton field, accompanied by Chen Hong from Tie Dao Village, whose husband had died.
The two of them were engaged in an indescribable act.
Mu Danian was making rooster-like crowing sounds, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," full of exuberance.
"How is it, young lady? Am I better than other men? Am I strong, am I fearless?"
Chen Hong shook her upper body in response. "You damn thing, why do you always pick creepy places like this? In the dark, you never know if there are snakes around."
"Slap!" Mu Danian patted Chen Hong proudly.
"What are you saying? Snakes are quiet creatures, but with the racket we’re making, they’ve long been scared away."
"Alright then, hurry up!" Chen Hong urged.
The more they talked, the more disgusting it became, and Lu Yuanfeng’s face suddenly turned red, but it was out of anger, not embarrassment.
Having spent five years in the army, Lu Yuanfeng had seen this kind of situation before, sometimes when his buddies went to brothels.
Sometimes it was two people who couldn’t hold back their mutual attraction, so they chose somewhere wild and uninhibited.
But they knew to avoid people.
He wasn’t opposed to Mu Danian doing such things, but how could he do it in front of Shuangshuang, who was still so young...
The burlap sacks in Lu Yuanfeng’s hands suddenly slipped, and he grabbed Mu Shuangshuang, covering her ears with both hands.
"Don’t listen, this isn’t anything good. Be good, Shuangshuang, don’t be afraid, I’ll take you away..."
Muffled sounds reached her ears suddenly covered, and Mu Shuangshuang was startled, struggling to free herself, but then she suddenly felt herself being lifted.
Mu Shuangshuang’s eyes widened as Mu Danian’s voice grew more distant...
Dammit, she wanted revenge!
What a bastard, it was just a live-action version of a little movie; she was a modern person and could handle this!
Almost forcibly taken away, Mu Shuangshuang cried out internally, but Lu Yuanfeng ignored it.
When the sounds finally faded, Lu Yuanfeng released Mu Shuangshuang’s ears.
"Shuangshuang, I’ll take you back! You didn’t hear anything just now, don’t think about it."
The seventeen-year-old boy had a face full of determination, carrying an uncommon assertiveness.
"No way, I must teach my fifth uncle a lesson, it’s a rare opportunity."
Mu Shuangshuang shook her head, seizing the chance; there was no way to let the caught duck fly away.
"I don’t agree, you can’t go there." That kind of place would only contaminate Shuangshuang’s eyes.
"You don’t need to worry about this, don’t stop me." Mu Shuangshuang said nicely.
"You..." Lu Yuanfeng was so angry he couldn’t speak, finally responding after a while. "Other things I can’t interfere with, but this I must."
Without another word, Lu Yuanfeng hoisted her onto his shoulder and walked straight off the field ridge.
"Lu Yuanfeng, Lu Yuanfeng, let me down!"
Mu Shuangshuang kicked and punched continually, but without much force.
Lu Yuanfeng didn’t even grunt, letting her hit and kick as she pleased.
Eventually, concerned about her getting hurt, he just held her hand with one hand and her foot with the other.
She was furious, locked like an octopus and unable to move her limbs, yet all her strength failed to free her.
How could this silly kid be so earnest? Even seeing it wouldn’t give him sore eyes.
"Lu Yuanfeng, let’s negotiate seriously, listen to me..."
Despite Mu Shuangshuang’s shouts, Lu Yuanfeng stubbornly carried her off into the distance.
Under an old banyan tree, a route necessary to take to Old Mu Family, he finally put her down.
Freed, Mu Shuangshuang was still ready to head to the cotton field, but Lu Yuanfeng unknowingly pulled out a stick, wrist-thick and half-arm-length.
"Take this. After your fifth uncle comes, I’ll cover him with a burlap sack; you can teach him however you want, but you can’t go there."
Shuangshuang wanted to teach someone; he was willing to help and assist in the beating. The only thing he couldn’t tolerate was Shuangshuang seeing something she shouldn’t, burning her eyes.
"Hmph, you’re lying, the burlap sacks you brought were used to catch frogs, and the frog sacks are still on the field ridge."
Mu Shuangshuang wasn’t foolish; putting a burlap sack over someone presumed having burlap sacks.
Just as she finished speaking, Lu Yuanfeng stepped back a couple of paces and, utilizing his momentum, jumped several meters high onto the banyan tree.
From the branches, he took out a burlap sack, then jumped straight back down.
One must admit, Lu Yuanfeng’s jumping ability and explosive power were the best Mu Shuangshuang had ever seen.
In these times, there was no shortage of good seedlings nor flexible bones, but she reckoned, two or three big men wouldn’t match Lu Yuanfeng’s prowess.
Why did she feel like this kid wasn’t so simple?
Logically, a talent like him wouldn’t be easily let go of by the army; how did he come back?
"Here, I’ve kept this sack here for a while!"
Seeing the burlap sack, Mu Shuangshuang calmed down; even if the plan had deviated, a good result would suffice.
Originally, she planned to dump a sack of frogs on Mu Danian, and in the darkness, those two would definitely think they were snakes, scared to death.
She could then fish around, hitting anyone who came up, ensuring Mu Danian would be beaten to rolling.
Now, indeed, plans couldn’t keep up with changes.
Mu Shuangshuang squatted behind a tree not far away, while Lu Yuanfeng was behind the banyan tree; both quietly awaited Mu Danian’s appearance.
Half an hour later, Mu Danian, having resolved a crucial life matter, slowly walked out of the field ridge humming a tune only he understood.
This path, a village trail he’d taken countless times without fear.
Conversely, satisfied tonight, he found everything pleasing to look at.
"Damn, that minx is truly something; after marriage, she still makes me feel so good!
Damn, I suddenly feel the need to poop."
Upon reaching the banyan tree, just as he was about to undo his pants, Lu Yuanfeng covered him with a burlap sack.
"Ah~ Who is it, who dares touch your Mr. Mu."
Mu Danian shouted loudly, as Mu Shuangshuang dashed out with a stick, hitting Mu Danian with a solid whack that made him howl.
Then a second, third hit, da-da-da without pause, Mu Shuangshuang swung with increasing delight.
Eventually, she simply tossed the stick and used her fists to punch directly.
"Oh my dear, it hurts like hell, murder, murder..."
Mu Danian shrieked, but at this hour, who would be outside except for doing bad things?
Even normal folks, hearing these ghostly cries, would likely flee.
"Bang bang bang!"
"Da da da!"