CHAPTER 51: CHAPTER 51: SIBLINGS DISAGREE AND QUARREL ON THE SPOT!_1

"Little Beans, don’t cry for now. What exactly happened? Tell Brother Susu."

"I... I just saw that silly ad for Super Double on TV..." Little Beans sobbed as she spoke. "And then... then I suddenly felt like I was starving to death, BOO HOO HOO..."

"Uh..." Su Yan was utterly speechless. Without saying another word, he hung up on Little Beans. My adorably clueless third little sister is probably beyond saving now, he thought. Just listening to Little Beans squeal like a pig being slaughtered, he’d assumed something serious had happened. But this was the result? Just because she happened to see a burger ad on TV and started craving it, she was now claiming to be starving to death?

Sigh!

Sisters in anime are all lies. Real-life sisters are not cute at all.

After leaving school, Su Yan transformed into a sister-doting maniac. First, he went to the fruit shop from two days ago to buy a few large oranges from the Spiritual Fruit section. Then, YIKU YIKU, he set off to Super Double to buy burgers for Little Beans.

Entering Super Double, Su Yan casually ordered three Super Doubles and then quietly found a place to sit and wait for the employee to package them.

While waiting, two young men at the neighboring table suddenly started gossiping excitedly.

"Did you hear? The owner of Quick and Accurate Fitness Gym on Evolution Street caused a huge scandal."

"Haven’t heard. Spill it, quick!"

"You might not believe it, but the owner, who looks so honest, has secretly been keeping several mistresses!"

"I just want to know if his kidneys are still okay."

"I don’t know if his kidneys are okay, but I do know that he himself isn’t okay now."

"What happened?"

"Just yesterday, his wife, the tigress at home, found out about his mistresses."

"Wuhu! Things are taking off!"

"They really took off. She thrashed him and then threw him out with nothing."

"That’s rough."

"Yeah, all the mistresses he kept have left him. Now there’s not a single person willing to lend him a hand."

"Pitiful, like a clown."

"Indeed, it’s quite pitiful. I heard he’s homeless now, sleeping under bridges." As he said this, the young man’s face showed some pity.

Just then, a girl from the next table couldn’t help but interject, "Pitiful? I think he’s despicable!"

"If it were me, I would’ve broken his third leg right then and there! See if he’d still fool around!" As she argued, the girl suddenly launched a broadside, "Honestly, you damn men are all the same, not a single good one among you!"

The young man immediately took offense and shot back unapologetically, "You keep saying all men are dogs; does your dad not have a problem with that? And don’t act like you women are so righteous. It’s like someone who’s made a colossal blunder laughing at a tiny mistake. If it wasn’t for the female owner of that gym lusting after a pretty boy and marrying him, would she have been cheated on like this? Besides, if it weren’t for women like you who despise the poor and chase the rich, corrupting social morality, would those young girls end up being kept?"

After he finished, many men in the store silently gave the young man a thumbs-up.

Meanwhile, the girl on the other side was shaking with rage, sweating profusely despite the heat, her hands and feet ice cold. "You men are truly morally bankrupt! Making excuses for infidelity now, are you? I’m literally shaking with anger! Can this world, overrun with despicable men, ever get better?"

"Exactly! To hell with all scumbags!" Other girls in the store joined the fray.

Seeing that both sides were at daggers drawn, almost ready to come to blows, Su Yan stood up, left his seat, and stopped between the two tables.

Then he said to everyone, "Actually, the world is beautiful. Men and women are united in friendship, helping and supporting each other. When men have money, they proactively take care of a few more women, ensuring they live better lives. And when women find out men have no money, they proactively leave to lessen the other party’s burden."

Having said that, Su Yan looked at everyone and posed a soul-searching question: "Isn’t such a world, where everyone knows how to help each other, beautiful enough?"

Everyone was dumbfounded, completely bewildered. At this moment, after hearing Su Yan’s words, everyone present was stunned. For a moment, they wanted to curse, but they were so shocked they couldn’t bring themselves to say anything.

Seeing that everyone was silent, Su Yan thought his words had brought them all a moment of sudden enlightenment. A smile from having done a good deed couldn’t help but appear on his face. He then quietly went to the pickup area, took the packaged hamburgers, and left unnoticed.

Leaving after the deed is done, hiding all merit and fame.

At this moment, Su Yan felt very pleased with himself for the good deed: HP+3+3+3...

After leaving Super Double, Su Yan carried three large hamburgers and, YIKU YIKU, returned home.

Just as he entered the house, he saw Elder Sister Su Yike seriously reciting ancient poetry. She truly is the studious and diligent top student she’s always been, he thought.

His gaze swept past his older sister as he searched for Little Beans. However, after searching for quite a while, Su Yan couldn’t catch even a glimpse of her. Since he couldn’t find her, he decided not to bother looking anymore. Once the smell of the burgers wafts through the air, Little Beans will naturally come scurrying over.

He walked to the dining table and stopped. Su Yan placed the hamburgers he was carrying on the table. Just as he was about to leave, he suddenly noticed a dark shadow crouching under the table and was almost startled. Upon closer inspection, he found Little Beans asleep on the floor. He immediately reached out and tugged at her clothes.

However, Little Beans remained fast asleep, showing no sign of waking.

Seeing this, Su Yan tore open a hamburger bag, and the delicious aroma immediately wafted out.

At that moment, Little Beans, who had been sound asleep, instinctively sprang up from the ground. Looking at the burgers in front of her, she couldn’t help but exclaim, "Grip Grass! Hamburger! Super Double!"

Soon, Su Yan called his other two sisters over to enjoy the burgers.

As for himself, he silently moved to the side and began doing high-intensity push-ups, supporting himself on the floor.

HP+1+1+1...

If he got tired from exercising, he would sit on the ground to rest for a bit, casually peel a large orange, and take a bite.

HP+1+1+1...

"The Late Emperor had barely begun his great undertaking when he passed away mid-course. Now, the realm is divided into three..." Su Yike mumbled lines of ancient poetry between bites of her burger. It seemed she was trying to recall the verses she had just memorized, showing great diligence.

"When friends come from afar... uh... what’s the next line again..." Su Yike trailed off, suddenly forgetting the next line.

"Sister Susu, I know this one!" Su Erke, who was eating her burger nearby, saw her chance. Her eyes lit up, and she was eager to answer.

"This is middle school knowledge, you know," Su Yike said, raising her pretty eyebrows.

Hehe, it’s time to show some real skill... Su Erke thought to herself. Then she loudly recited, "Sister Susu, ’When friends come from afar... they shall be slain, no matter how distant!’"

After finishing, Su Erke looked at her Sister Susu with an expectant face, silently waiting for praise. For instance: Wow! My Erke is so smart! Truly wise! And other such compliments.

Unfortunately, ideals are often plump, while reality is always skinny. Su Erke didn’t receive her sister’s praise. Instead, she got her brother’s eye-roll and his deep-seated disdain for elementary school students.

Su Yan shot her a look and said irritably, "Middle schoolers are studying. What’s an elementary school student like you meddling for?"

Hearing this, Su Erke felt rather displeased and immediately retorted, "What’s wrong with being an elementary school student? Did I eat your family’s rice? Conan is an elementary school student too, but look how wise and smart he is! What right do you have to look down on elementary school students?"

Su Yan just sneered. "Yes, yes, yes, you’re right, you’re right! ’Primary schoolers, primary school pride! Primary schoolers are superior beings!’"

The two siblings started bickering at the slightest disagreement, filling the house with a lively atmosphere.

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