CHAPTER 68: CHAPTER 66 THE NAME OF THIS GRASS! IT’S REALLY RIDICULOUS!_1

"Susu pot! Save me! Save me!"

Little Beans clung tightly to her Brother Susu’s thigh, hoping he would come to her aid.

Su Yan looked down at his foolish little sister hanging onto his thigh and, without a second word, picked her up and threw her into the wolf’s den.

Little Beans was dumbfounded.

Not only did my own Susu pot not rescue me, he even added insult to injury and personally delivered me to Sister Su Erke’s hands... What on earth is happening!?

After a long moment of stunned silence, Little Beans immediately started to wail, "Susu pot! Susu pot! Let me go! Otherwise, Sister Su Erke will beat me to a pulp!"

"Heh, serves you right to be beaten to a pulp."

As Su Yan dragged Little Beans towards their second sister, he said, "You naughty girl! At such a young age, instead of learning anything good, you’re picking up thievery. If Sister Su Erke doesn’t beat you, she’d be letting you off too easy."

"Susu pot, you’re so mean!"

Little Beans pouted, feeling utterly wronged. If my brother doesn’t care and my sister doesn’t love me, what’s the point of being their sister?

Seeing that Little Beans, the little thief, had been caught by her own brother, Su Erke couldn’t help but laugh.

She looked at Little Beans like a big bad wolf eyeing a lazy sheep, her gaze filled with malice, and said, "Little Beans, I thought you could run fast? Let’s see how I deal with you!"

Beholding Sister Su Erke with a ruler in hand, Little Beans panicked, recalling the pain of being smacked on the palm with the ruler before.

Seeing that she was less than two steps away from the devilish Sister Su Erke, Little Beans had no choice but to gamble it all and use her forbidden art.

—Mother’s Summoning Art!

"OWOWOW, Mommy, Susu pot and Sister Su Erke are bullying me, OWOWOW..."

The moment the wails started, Mother Su, who had been cooking in the kitchen, appeared in front of the three siblings the next second, wielding a big spatula.

"What are you three up to now, making such a racket? Can’t you let someone have some peace?"

Mother Su didn’t bother to ask what was going on and began scolding the trio right away.

"Mom, Little Beans has gone bad! She actually stole and ate my chocolate cake!" Su Erke immediately reported with a wronged expression, seeing that she was also about to be scolded.

Upon hearing this, Mother Su was alarmed. She immediately turned to her third daughter, Little Beans, and asked, "Little Beans, did you steal and eat it?"

"I... I..."

While Little Beans was still stammering, Su Yan stepped in and answered directly, "Mom, Little Beans stole and ate it."

After hearing her son’s response, Mother Su fixed her gaze piercingly on Little Beans.

And then, the living room was once again filled with howling cries.

This was the backlash of using a forbidden art.

「After dinner that night.」

Father Su and Mother Su had something to take care of outside.

Seeing this, Little Beans immediately scampered after them, insisting on coming along.

But in the end, she was rejected by them with the reason that adults had things to do and children should not meddle.

Little Beans was instantly furious. What are they doing going out late at night instead of staying home? Most importantly, how could they not take adorable me with them? OWOWOWOWOW...

Little Beans burst into tears, but it was to no avail because no one paid her any mind.

Big sister Su Yike was, as always, studying intensively in her room.

As for second sister Su Erke, she was being forced to study intensively by their eldest sister.

Then, in the vast living room, only she and her Brother Susu were left.

Su Yan lay slanted on the sofa, silently watching Little Beans perform her Evil Dragon Roar, and then he suddenly remembered something.

Thinking of this, he nudged Little Beans’ bottom with his foot and said with a gleeful smile, "Silly, stop crying. Do you remember that incident? When you pulled a bunch of grass and brought it home, and Mom cooked it up, thinking it was greens, hm?"

Still holding a grudge, Little Beans turned her head away and said, "Hmph, I won’t tell you!"

Oh, she sure can hold a grudge...

Thinking this, Su Yan metaphorically leveled up to six and then used his ultimate move on Little Beans.

"Little Beans, if you tell me where you pulled those weeds from, I’ll buy you a slice of chocolate cake later, how about that?"

At these words, Little Beans’ eyes lit up. She looked up at her Susu pot and asked to confirm, "Susu pot, are you really going to do it?"

Seeing Little Beans’ look of anticipation, Su Yan couldn’t help being cheeky, "Dumbo, what are you dreaming of? Of course, it’s not true!"

Little Beans: "???"

After hearing what her very own Susu pot said, Little Beans immediately pouted.

Little Beans’ expression was so amusing to Su Yan that he almost laughed out loud.

After a moment of amusement.

Su Yan took out his phone and ordered three chocolate cakes on Ugly Group Delivery.

Then, he showed the order information to Little Beans and told her, "The chocolate cake has been ordered. Just tell me the address where you pulled the grass from, and you’ll get a slice later."

Seeing the order information on the phone, Little Beans was completely delighted and rushed to say, "Susu pot, I pulled that grass in the green belt downstairs. I’ve told you everything, so don’t forget my chocolate cake later, okay?"

"Relax, if I lie to you, I’m a dog."

Having said that, Su Yan didn’t wait a moment longer. He stood up, walked briskly to the window, and stopped.

Then, under Little Beans’ puzzled gaze, he climbed out the window and jumped.

The next moment.

THUD!

Su Yan landed safely, then got up and took off running, jogging all the way into the green belt.

It was 8 o’clock in the evening by now; the sky was overcast and moonless, devoid of any natural light.

Luckily, the lights in the residential complex were all very bright, brightly illuminating the green belt Little Beans had mentioned, making the flowers, grass, and trees within it clearly visible.

After walking into the green belt.

Su Yan’s pace wasn’t too fast.

He walked while maximizing his vision and sense of smell.

Generally, strange flowers and herbs either have a very unique appearance or carry a highly distinguishable, distinct scent.

So, using vision and smell to find strange flowers and herbs was the best method.

After roaming inside the green belt for almost a full loop, Su Yan finally made a discovery near some weeds by the path.

He vaguely smelled a few wisps of a bitter scent from there, exactly the same as the bitter vegetable he had eaten in the hospital.

The bitter scent was very faint.

If he hadn’t maximized his sense of smell beforehand, he might have easily missed it.

Su Yan quickly walked to the cluster of weeds and crouched down, gently brushing aside the branches and leaves on top.

Suddenly, three plants that looked like romaine lettuce appeared before his eyes.

They appeared quite Ordinary, seemingly no different from greens sold in markets.

However, a faint purple aura was swirling around the stems and leaves, signifying they were anything but ordinary.

It was, ninety-nine percent certain, a Rare Level Spiritual Plant.

Seeing this, Su Yan didn’t hesitate and reached out to pull the three plants from the ground.

Soon after, an item prompt floated up from deep within his mind.

[Give Me Grass]: A potted plant of the Legendary Sun Emperor. It is Yang in nature, thrives in shade, and subsists on the Essence of the Sun and Moon. It is known to replenish Yang energy.

After reading the item’s description, Su Yan felt he could barely contain himself.

Give Me Grass? What kind of ridiculous name is that? It sounds so low-class. But to be fair, the description of the plant seems quite high-end. It was said to be a potted plant of the Sun Emperor. An Emperor! In those ancient myths, that’s an invincible existence, revered by billions of beings. Emperor Ye, Emperor Huang, Emperor Guan—any one of these three Emperors plucked from those stories would be unbeatable across all ages. Since this [Give Me Grass] is the potted plant of an Emperor, its effects must certainly be maxed out.

As Su Yan was pondering this, several pieces of information popped into his mind.

[Detecting Give Me Grass]

[Would you like to Devour it?]

[Option 1]: Yes

[Option 2]: No

[Devouring it may accelerate certain biological evolution speeds, bolster Endurance Combat Ability, and substantially increase your HP.]

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PS: Begging for a bowl, asking for tickets!