CHAPTER 305: CHAPTER 232 HIDE AND SEEK CEILING IN THE WORLD_2

Grabbing a handful of nutrient soil, Rosen tasted it and analyzed the components in the soil: "Moisture 80%, E. coli 10%, soil 10%."

After Rosen’s analysis, he found, as expected, this place should be Meng Die’s restroom.

Moreover, Rosen began to worry about Meng Die’s health because from the 80% moisture content, he guessed that Meng Die might have constant diarrhea.

Thinking of this, Rosen couldn’t help but worry.

"But that’s not the point. The point is, I should stop those tomb raiders in advance, and prevent them from entering Meng Die’s house prematurely."

While digging at the foundation, Rosen soon broke through and entered a tunnel with a strong argumentative odor.

If he hadn’t already developed immunity in the ancient tomb palace, he might have been infected by E. coli and digested by now.

"What a strong E. coli smell, this place is very dangerous."

Rosen looked around and noticed many E. coli soldiers holding weapons and shields, glaring at him.

"Small E. coli, how dare you act recklessly in front of me?!"

Rosen performed a war stomp, boosting his combat morale while crushing the E. coli army underfoot.

He immediately used the Wudang Tiyun Ascending Technique to escape the tunnel at lightning speed because he saw a large number of reinforcements coming his way.

After leaving the tunnel, Rosen used the Six Meridian Divine Sword Technique to open six passages. He then released six shadow clones and, upon investigation, found that only one passage led to Meng Die’s bedroom.

When he climbed back to the surface, Rosen felt the surrounding environment was dark but very warm.

He reached out to explore the area, trying to figure out where he was, and touched a pair of black stockings.

Soon after, Rosen discovered it was with a garter belt.

"Rosen lifted the quilt and finally confirmed that he had somehow ended up in Meng Die’s bed."

He felt very surprised.

"Meng Die, good morning! You’re sleeping in again."

"Yeah, I’m sleeping in again. By the way, it’s lunchtime now, isn’t it? Since you’re here, why not help with cooking?"

Meng Die said as she got dressed.

Rosen looked and said, "Meng Die, I didn’t expect you to be wearing black stockings inside. Why put on pants over them?"

"You caught me." Meng Die said awkwardly, "It’s for warmth. The mesh design actually uses a honeycomb principle to evenly distribute heat. Wearing stockings inside helps to keep warm."

Rosen nodded in agreement and said, "It’s like some frying pans with a mesh pattern, also for evenly dispersing heat."

"Exactly, it seems you understand. But I’m curious, there’s a front door. Why did you choose to find me by digging a tunnel?"

This was something Meng Die couldn’t comprehend.

Digging a tunnel wasted a lot more energy.

If going through the front door wastes the energy of one peanut, then digging a tunnel would cost several hundred pounds of peanuts.

Meng Die suspected Rosen was on a diet, or else he wouldn’t take such a troublesome route.

Rosen quickly realized Meng Die’s speculation and said, "I just used the Mind Reading Technique, so I know what you’re thinking. It’s not like you think. I’m not dieting; I’m bodybuilding."

"Yep, I’m preparing to become a muscleman," Rosen nodded.

But suddenly remembering his real purpose for coming, his face turned grim.

Just as Meng Die had put on an outer garment, she saw Rosen’s strange expression and asked, "Are you constipated? Why do you look so bad? Go to the kitchen; there’s a toilet there."

"Isn’t that the pot you usually use for cooking?" Rosen asked.

"Oh, it’s dual-purpose. The brand’s highlight is all-in-one, covering the entire food production cycle from entry to exit. With the lid, it’s a toilet; without it, it’s cookware."

Upon hearing this, Rosen’s face turned grim again because he realized how easily he could be led off-topic and forget his purpose.

"Meng Die, I remember now. I came to warn you about a group of tomb raiders who are out to harm you!" Rosen finally conveyed his purpose.

"So you’re the tomb raider? Although I’ve been lying like a corpse, I’m not a corpse! You coming to my house to raid a tomb is too much, isn’t it?"

Meng Die exclaimed, realizing and saying, "No wonder you dug a tunnel to my bedroom; you were digging a raid hole! Is that really fun?"

Meng Die did not demand compensation from Rosen, or else just the cost of bricks and cement would drain Rosen’s savings, leaving no money for visual effects.

Seeing the misunderstanding, Rosen quickly explained, "It’s a misunderstanding! I wasn’t digging a raid hole; I was counter-digging."

By reverse digging to discover the tomb raiders’ movements, they could predict where the raiders were headed. This method was useful for tomb protection as well.

Meng Die chose to believe Rosen for now, "It seems you’re truly here to protect me. Have you seen those tomb raiders?"

Rosen shook his head, "Not yet, those tomb raiders are too cunning. Your house is so small, but I still haven’t found them."

"Maybe they’re masters of hide and seek?" Meng Die’s face turned cold, warily suggesting.

"You mean they’ve sent hide and seek experts? That’s terrifying! We have no chance of winning!" Rosen said, fearfully.

Just then, Rosen opened the fridge to see what ingredients Meng Die had for cooking.

Suddenly, when the fridge opened, Rosen saw a frozen corpse!

He was startled.

"Meng Die, I found the tomb raiders in your fridge!"

"What, are you saying the tomb raiders tunneled into my fridge?"

"Yes, and they’re frozen now, only in a five-second freeze state. I saw the frozen countdown on his head!"

"Oh no, they’re thawing. They’re regaining unfrozen status!"

Meng Die immediately said, "Hurry and close the fridge! Don’t let him thaw!"

Rosen quickly shut the fridge, trying to keep them frozen. But when he opened it again, the tomb raider was gone.

"What’s going on, where’s the tomb raider?" Meng Die asked when she couldn’t see them.

"Gone, it seems they’re true hide and seek masters at the pinnacle!"

"Right, to display under our noses, this tomb raider has amazing hide and seek skills!"

"I have 24K titanium alloy eyes, and you have high-magnification microscopic eyes," Rosen said. "Even if he shrunk to atomic size, you should’ve noticed. That you didn’t shows his high-level hide and seek technique."

"Atomic? You think he can shrink to an atom? Like Atomic Little King Kong?" Meng Die said, disbelievingly, "With today’s technology, achieving nanotechnology is impressive. Shrinking to the atomic level means insufficient atoms for organs, making human form impossible."

"Does that mean he turned into an atom to evade detection?"

"Impossible. My microscopic eyes have a scan function. Extra atoms would be noticed."

Every time Meng Die used the fridge, she noted the ingredients consumed and remaining. Even one atom more or less would make each meal imperfect, invoking OCD.

"Seems like a true hide and seek expert. But I just thought of a trick to draw out the tomb raider hiding in the nooks."

"What do you plan to do?" Meng Die asked.

Rosen said, "The food made with your toilet pot will smell delicious and lure them out."

"But first, we need to bait them with ingredients scattered around, giving them a taste before offering the real bait!"