CHAPTER 307: CHAPTER 233: THE CRAZY TOMB RAIDER - PART 2

Their previous plan was Plan A, which was to make Meng Die miscarry and thereby prevent Heaven’s chosen child from being born.

Obviously, it’s no longer possible to execute this plan, so they can only adopt Plan B, to kill Heaven’s chosen child in the cradle.

"Hmph, you dream of killing Heaven’s chosen child in the cradle, you’re dreaming! To be honest, I didn’t even put Heaven’s chosen child in the cradle, so your Plan B will also fail!"

"What, I didn’t expect you actually didn’t put the newborn child in the cradle, this way the child will miss a beautiful childhood, you’re too cruel!" provoked the Tomb Raider leader, worried that Plan B would also fail because of this.

However, Meng Die saw through the opponent’s trick, and said: "Provocation doesn’t work on me because I’ve already transferred Heaven’s chosen child into a Gundam, so he will learn superior excavator control skills from a young age, that’s a better childhood than a cradle could give!"

Meng Die seemed very proud.

Rosen then stared at the Tomb Raider leader: "Quick, tell us what your Plan C is?!"

The Tomb Raider’s face changed unpredictably: "I didn’t expect you to actually guess we have a Plan C, alright, then I won’t hide it, Plan C is, if the first two plans fail, we can only detonate C3 explosives, turn this into an artistic scenario like Patrick Star!"

"Quick, escape, Meng Die!"

Suddenly, Rosen pushed Meng Die flying.

The terrifying thrust directly made Meng Die instantly reach the speed of the first cosmic velocity, flying close to the ground.

Meng Die opened her mouth in shock, wind rushed in like crazy, instantly turning her cheeks into hot air balloons.

"Woo woo woo, Rosen, why on earth are you pushing me?!"

"Sorry, Meng Die, I’m protecting you, the Tomb Raider leader installed bombs, about to detonate them, boom!" Rosen said.

"Rosen, what are you saying, what does the last word you said mean, what does boom mean, I didn’t understand?!"

Meng Die felt a bit of compulsion, she could understand Rosen’s words up to that point, but the last word, boom, was said particularly loudly, as if it’s a warning, but she didn’t get it.

But as she turned around, Rosen’s head dragged along a length of intestine also flew by close to the ground.

Upon seeing this, Meng Die’s face showed terror and she said: "When did you go to Tai Country and study Black Magic?"

"Damn, if I didn’t unleash my treasured flying head magic, I might really be torn to pieces, turned to dust!"

Just like how geckos self-rescue by cutting off their tails, Rosen’s method of self-rescue was to launch his head.

As long as a length of intestine was preserved, he could still eat to replenish energy, ensuring he wouldn’t die.

Just as the Tomb Raider leader self-destructed, Rosen proactively launched his head, thus preventing himself from being blown to death.

"Meng Die, later I must find a body within twenty-four hours and install my head onto it, otherwise I will still die, after all, without a heart and other organs, even if I have a length of intestine, I can only drink dew for hydration, absorb microorganisms in dew for energy, my digestive ability is still too weak, I must find a body immediately."

Flying head magic is fun, but only when the body can return, in a situation where the body is already dust, it’s not fun at all.

"It’s okay, I know there’s a shop nearby, the silicone dolls inside are very realistic, surely they’re perfect for you."

As Meng Die spoke, she adjusted her posture in mid-air to imitate a swimming technique, thus changing air pressure, allowing her to redirect herself in the air towards the doll shop.

Seeing this, Rosen also wiggled his length of intestine, thereby changing his direction, chasing after her.

The two flew around the planet close to the ground several times, but ultimately, due to lack of propulsion systems and air friction, they gradually slowed down, no longer at the speed of the first cosmic velocity, naturally based on F=mv2/r, as the speed decreased, the centripetal force decreased, and thus the radius would decrease accordingly.

Which is, Rosen and Meng Die were gradually descending towards the ground.

"Finally landed."

"Right, we’ve landed." Rosen was left with only a head and a length of intestine, flopping around on the ground like a tadpole out of water, unable to move.

Meng Die, seeing this, had no choice but to grab Rosen’s hair and carry him towards the shop ahead.

This was a shop full of dolls inside, it looked quite interesting.

As Rosen and Meng Die entered, Meng Die placed Rosen’s head on the shopkeeper’s table.

The shopkeeper looked at Rosen’s head with a puzzled face: "Returning the goods?"

The shopkeeper thought, there isn’t such a product in my shop.

"No, I’m here to purchase, this guy needs a body."

The shopkeeper looked at Rosen and somewhat understood.

"Oh, I see, looks like you need to get a body for your toy."

The shopkeeper recommended some silicone dolls to Meng Die.

"This one is based on Fan Ma Wuzilang’s body design from Sakura, it’s equipped with strong muscles, it might suit your taste."

Meng Die replied: "No, I want a skinny monkey type."

Reaching into her pocket, Meng Die found it was empty, as all her money was stored in cards, not in her pocket.

She said: "I don’t have money on me, you understand what I mean."

The shopkeeper immediately wanted to chase them out: "No money but still want to buy something, are you playing me?"

"All my money’s in the card," Meng Die added.