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God of Life

Chapter 143

Author: qi su mian bao
updatedAt: 2026-04-19

Everyone walked around the suite and soon found their own pastime goals.

Liu Li plans to pull the girls down to the spa. The only people who don''t want to go are bitch, Nawu, Fu Yushi and Lin Weiwei.

Fu Yushi has to guard the door. Some friends and classmates will come later.

Lin Weiwei''s interest in spa is not high. In fact, her mother often takes her to do maintenance. There is no lack of experience.

Bitch was a little embarrassed. She stood up and was dragged away by Liu Li.

Na Wu is a game fan. She can''t walk when she sees a mahjong machine.

Then there are only three women and three men left in the suite. Fu Yushi can''t play anything. He can only be a waiter. The remaining five people are divided into five schools.

Reyna Wu, mahjong school.

Han Luzhou, film school.

Guo Zihao, game school.

Lin Weiwei, beauty sleep school.

Wang Dashao, wall riding sect.

"Whatever, you will!"

Shit!

Four people put up eight middle fingers together.

We need to be able to decide. As for you?

I''m most annoyed by you [all right] wall riding sect. You have no position at all!

Wang Yan felt wronged: "I can really take care of your needs!"

"Don''t take care, you decide!"

Four people spoke in unison.

Wang Yan thought for a moment and slapped: "that''s it: you four play mahjong, and then I turn on the cinema equipment, lie on the sofa, play hand games and watch movies. If you''re sleepy, you can have a beauty sleep to meet all your needs..."

Convex = () ^)) = convex

× 4。

Finally, Wang Yan was pressed alive at the mahjong table. Lin Weiwei ran next to Fu Yushi, eating fruit, watching movies, playing wechat and laughing at Wang Yan.

Well, then play!

Students can''t play money, but playing mahjong without a little color head is too boring, so the four people together simply drink iced Kuo le. Anyone who can''t help but want to go to the bathroom must first take an ugly photo and send it to the circle of friends.

There are all kinds of cups in the suite. Finally, we choose a generous cup, which can fill half a bottle of kuola.

The basic Hu card is poured by one-fifth, one more and one-fifth, thirty-two times and six whole cups.

Wang Yan looked at the generous cup and beat the drum in his heart.

Ma Dan, where can I play mahjong?

What a big glass of ice Kuo Le, pour it down in one mouthful, miserable!

Fortunately, the four people on the table come from four provinces and can only play national standard mahjong. The rules are particularly simple. With Wang Yan''s intelligence, they learn quickly.

Then it started, one by one.

"Hiahiahiahia, woof, wait!"

"Wang Shao, you bring it to the door today. We have to calculate the last revenge!"

"Lao Wang, did you feel good when you fed us dog food just now?"

Wang zongtou continued to fight hard: "it''s not that I despise you. I''m afraid when I get up!"

Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi giggled on the sofa and shouted, "we can help when we need to take pictures!"

When a serious war broke out, Wang Yan immediately became serious.

In the first game, when you hold a card, there is only one east wind and one red middle.

Grab a piece of chicken, leave it in your hand and beat the east wind.

Grab another circle, nine, keep your hands and hit the red.

Then Wang Yan was stunned. Ouch, I seem to have heard it, but the problem is

What am I pasting?

Three Yao chickens, two three four five six seven eight, three nine, exactly thirteen cards.

Just right at home, Guo Zihao hit out an 8, and Wang Yan shouted, "wait a minute!"

Everyone was stunned. After waiting for a long time, Wang Yan didn''t touch the card. Suddenly, he was a little impatient.

"Hey, do you want to?"

Wang Yan fiddled with it for a while. He was sure that he was confused.

But after thinking about it, he waved his hand: "I can''t afford it."

Then, the last Han Luzhou hit a piece of 5 and pasted it again.

No!

Wang Yanjin went to catch cards and wanted to catch himself.

Broken card type, all the cops paste cards, dare you believe it?!

Wang Yan didn''t dare believe it. He confirmed it for a long time before he finally confirmed it.

"I walk, walk... Back... Take out!"

He took out six pieces and threw them on the table. President Wang laughed: "touch yourself!"

When the card was knocked down, everyone was dumbfounded.

"I''ll go... What''s the ghost story?"

Wang Yancai didn''t care. He immediately shouted, "Ping Zhi, come and pour Kuo le. By the way, help me calculate!"

Lin Weiwei came over with Fu Yushi in her arm. When she looked at the table, her eyes almost hit the instep of her feet.

"Dizzy! What kind of dog life are you? 88 times, it''s capped!"

Capping means... Six drinks for one person?

Wang Yan casually picked up a piece of Xijiang melon on the fruit plate next to him, held it in his mouth gracefully, took the rest of the toothpick, leaned comfortably on the back of the chair, half sideways, smiled and raised his eyebrows.

Here, BGM sounds.

"Dudu, Dudu, Dudu, Dudu, Dudu, Dudu, Dudu, Dudu, Dangdang..."

Forget it, the post-90s can''t sing. Let''s change it.

"The waves run, the waves flow, and the river never stops..."

In the vigorous, magnificent, domineering and passionate BGM, the three experts in the opposite side gradually stared round and were extremely frightened

And little brother Wang waved his hand calmly: "Weiwei, shangkuo Le!"

"Pooh!"

Fu Yushi smiled directly and fell on Lin Weiwei''s shoulder. Tears rolled around on her eyelashes, and her eye makeup almost spent.

Guo Zihao and Han Luzhou looked at each other, looked at each other secretly, and suddenly looked at Na Wu together.

The meaning is very simple: you are a girl, you play tricks!

As a result, Na Wu got great courage from the encouraging eyes of the two brothers and sisters. She patted the mahjong machine hard, clenched her teeth and stood up with awe inspiring righteousness on her face.

"Just drink! Who''s afraid of who?!"

Poof... Pee!

Han Luzhou and Guo Zihao stared round eyes, and their great uncle''s blood almost gushed out.

Sister Na, can you pit a little more?!

On the contrary, Wang Yan and Lin Weiwei immediately clapped their hands and praised Nawu.

"Good Na Wu!"

"Clap for you, call for you, cheer for you!"

Han Luzhou and Guo Zihao covered their faces with their hands, collapsed on the chair tired, and conveyed the loveless solitude of life with rope life.

Next

"Gudong, Gudong... Burp! Gudong, Gudong... Burp!"

With four hiccups, Na Wu killed four cups in one breath, then rested a little, and took the remaining two cups.

After drinking, she looked up proudly: "hum! What a big thing, when I drink Kuo le... Burp!"

Without that last moment, it would be perfect.

Han Luzhou and Guo Zihao had no moves. They were directly forced to Liangshan by Nawu, frowned and began to drink.

To tell you the truth, Na Wu may be gifted. Most people can''t drink much ice Kuo le. The feeling of swelling their stomach can make people feel miserable with two large cups.

Guo Zihao and Han Luzhou obviously don''t have Na Wu''s talent. They drink worse than enema. They compete with each other and have two handsome faces.

Wang Yan felt comfortable.

Let you provoke!

Let you look more handsome than me!

Make you feel that novices are easy to bully!

Are you stupid?

Just Hi, the system suddenly jumped out to join the fun.

[you get great pleasure in a game, so activate a game reward]

Yo?

That''s interesting!

It turns out that this kind of chess and card entertainment without money and with a little color head is regarded as a game?

Wang Yan was overjoyed and immediately checked the panel.

[luck or strength]

[special card]

[use: you have two options]

[I: solidify the card into a permanent skill "game master", and stably give full play to your highest strength in any confrontation * * *. You can play beyond your level with an occasional flash of inspiration]

[2: burn the card and use it once to gain a buff - the arrival of the emperor of Europe]

[no matter how small the probability, it has happened. The significance of probability is to prove "yes"]

[your luck will soar to a very high level in 30 minutes]

[after the time limit expires, all critical hit probabilities in the system will be halved within 7 days, but this bad luck will not continue to your life]

[Note: this card can only be kept for 30 days. Please make a decision as soon as possible]

What a complicated card

Wang Yan couldn''t help sighing for it.

This is the card with the most complicated instructions since we got the system.

But it seems... It doesn''t seem to be better than [extraordinary force Geka]?

Wang Yan was hesitant.

In fact, becoming a game master seems very interesting, because the coverage of "confrontation * * *" is too broad.

Entertainment mahjong, competitive games and werewolf killing?

Does it count to bet on your sister?

Does racing, rowing, skiing and skating in informal events count?

The imagination is huge

Another one-time outbreak seems to be strong.

Just for a short moment, Wang Yan came up with many operations.

The only problem is... It''s hard to determine the intensity of luck.

If the probability of a blue man growing three balls is one in 10 billion, then in 50 years and between two or three generations, there must be a blue man who has been compared solidly.

Although it''s no use.

But here we are talking about probability.

To make that one in 10 billion come to the head, it needs extremely high luck (bad luck?), and the ordinary lucky value is not enough to pry such a small probability.

Therefore, the intensity of luck is very important. Otherwise, if only an event with a "one in ten million" probability is raised to "one in one million", it will not be of great significance.

There is still room for operation, but it will be very limited.

So, it''s a headache.

After thinking for a while, when Han Luzhou and Guo Zihao showed their teeth and drank Kuo Le, Wang Yan still didn''t make a choice.

Next, to open the second game, Wang Yan simply stopped thinking about it and stored the card in the item column.

It can last 30 days. We''ll talk about it later.

……

At the beginning of the second game, the situation was strange to the naked eye.

Han Luzhou and Guo Zihao burped from time to time, endured stomach distension and rising urine, grinned and glared at Wang Yan, and played cards without thinking.

Yo?

Eat or not, touch or not, close your eyes and hold your big move?

Na Wu occasionally burps, but it seems that her bladder is very strong and her movements are as usual, so she is not impatient.

Just every time I catch a useful card, I immediately laugh and don''t close my mouth. I look so happy.

Oh, good cards, bear.

Wang Yan was so insightful about everything that he began to make trouble with a bad smile.

"Touch!"

"Eat!"

"Touch again!"

"Paste!"

Twice the little fart paste, put it all down!

Without BGM this time, little brother Wang smiled modestly and faithfully: "just one and a half cups, take your time, take your time!"

damn you!

Lao Han and Guo Zihao hate to death and almost beat the table.

"Wang Shao, in your capacity, pasting such a small fart stubble is detrimental to Yingwu!" Guo Zihao turned his eyes and began to dig a hole.

Wang Yan smiled and sang a poem: "all the way to victory!"

Han Luzhou was angry: "Lao Wang, burp! What are you playing with? Dare you... Burp... Be a man?"

"I dare not."

Wang Yan shook his head decisively. Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi picked up music nearby and almost laughed.

The two bitter old men wanted to cry without tears, and their mind to do great things became more and more urgent.

In the third game, Wang Yan''s card was very bad. He immediately changed his playing method.

Seeing that the next Na Wu wanted only cakes, she immediately began to dismantle the cards. Then, when Na Wu listened, she immediately withdrew to spare Zhang.

After two laps, Na Wu screamed and pushed the card: "touch yourself! All the same!"

OK, finish the work.

Wang Yan clapped his hands, stood up, went up and banged for three cups of ice Kuo Le, then smiled and pestled to the side and began to watch the excitement.

"It''s you two. Drink, drink!"

Na Wu finally won a game. That''s called a positive.

Old Han and Guo Zihao looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes. No one would go first. They counseled the thief to be true.

"You first!"

"I don''t! Why?"

"Sooner or later..."

"Then you first!"

"Neither do I!"

Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi laughed so hard that their legs softened and patted Wang Yan: "you said you were so bad!"

The two poor children were completely fooled. In particular, they both experienced the last KTV war. When they recalled the rainbow fountain, their faces were green.

Wang Yan was too lazy to look again. He took the two beauties to eat fruit, leaving three victims fighting there.

After a while, Guo Zihao rushed into the bathroom with a distorted expression.

Then, Han Luzhou SA Yazi followed in.

Finally, Na Wu walked with a domineering pace of refusing to recognize her relatives, raised her head and raised her hand to Wang Yan.

Givemefive?

Wang Yan raised his palm and hit her, full of absurd feelings: do you think we are together?!

If you hadn''t grown strong, you would be scolding your mother in the bathroom now!

Fu Yushi and her two couldn''t laugh, but Na Wu didn''t care at all and was extremely proud: "I''m still powerful..."

Yes, you''re the best.

Next, it''s interesting. The two boys go to the toilet every other minute. Wang Yan accompanies the three girls to a movie.

After a movie, the spa army downstairs just came back, all radiant.

As soon as Liu Li came back, he rushed into Wang Yan''s arms and reported happily: "the attitude of the spa is super good. The skin care products we use are Hermes garden series..."

Just muttering, Guo Zihao suddenly covered his stomach and passed by with his legs. Liu Li was stunned.

"Hey? What are you doing? Just brushing the circle of friends, old Han seems to have diarrhea... Did you eat anything unclean?"

Just after asking, Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi suddenly fell down laughing without warning and collapsed on the sofa for a long time.

Eh?!

What''s up?

Each one is so strange

Confused, Wang Yan looked up and translated with her: "they bet that Bing Kuo Le could drink continuously. Once on top, one person would kill five bottles..."

Pulling the light vigorously, Wang Xue''s smile and scold came from a distance in the small hall: "Wang Gouzi, we''re not finished tonight!"

Liu Li was stunned and immediately reacted. It turned out that Wang Wang was making trouble again. He immediately nestled in his arms and couldn''t breathe with laughter.

In such a happy atmosphere, Fu Yushi''s birthday ladder officially began and lasted until very late.

If you don''t get drunk, you''ll get drunk. Where can you climb up and return.

Only Acacia like spring, the world is not sad for a long time.

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