Great, It’s the Pervy Neighbor. We’re Doomed
Chapter 189: Admin Zhang: Kim Ji-won? That’s My Distant Cousin, Kim Yoon-ah
"Holy crap, am I seeing things?! Kim Ji-won?!"
Staring at the girl beside Manager Xiao Zhang, Jiang Ran's mouth hung open with a shocked expression.
At first, he just thought this girl was good-looking, then she seemed somewhat familiar, and finally he seemed to recognize her...
How could Kim Ji-won, the Korean female star, have come to their Alice Apartment?!
Was he seeing things?
Looking more closely, it still looked like Kim Ji-won...
Jiang Ran knew many male and female celebrities from three countries: his own country—Hua Country, nearby Cherry Blossom Country, and Korea.
But when it came to many white-majority countries, that wasn't the case.
He hardly knew any.
Returning to male and female celebrities.
Not counting Hua Country, his home country where he knew the most celebrities.
For Cherry Blossom Country.
He knew quite a few mainstream ones.
And he also knew quite a few non-mainstream ones.
Like the quite popular Lady Hebei, and Lady Lemon after her name change.
For Korea.
Im Yoon-ah, Bae Suzy, Bae Joo-hyun, Song Hye-kyo, Son Ye-jin, etc...
He happened to recognize the one before him.
Wasn't she the female lead of that recently super popular "Queen of Tears"?
"Hey now, what Kim Ji-won? This is my distant cousin, Kim Yoon-ah!" Original content can be found at novelfire(.)net
"They just look quite similar!"
At this moment, Manager Xiao Zhang introduced the girl beside him who looked strikingly similar to Kim Ji-won.
Hearing that this wasn't Kim Ji-won but rather Manager Xiao Zhang's distant cousin,
Jiang Ran was taken aback.
Because, they looked way too similar!
"Cousin, let me introduce you, this is my best colleague—Jiang Ran."
Manager Xiao Zhang also introduced Jiang Ran to Kim Yoon-ah beside him.
Immediately, Kim Yoon-ah gave Jiang Ran a slight smile with pursed lips, gently waving her right hand, the faint fragrance she carried gradually invading Jiang Ran's personal space.
"Jiang Ran oppa, hello!"
Hearing this very distinctive accent, Jiang Ran was stunned again.
"Xiao Zhang, your distant cousin, this accent how..."
Manager Xiao Zhang waved his hand dismissively, looking completely unfazed: "This distant cousin of mine is Korean, you know? For her Chinese to be this good is already quite impressive."
"Korean?"
Jiang Ran grew increasingly confused: "No, your cousin is Korean, and you're Hua Country person? Does that make sense?"
Manager Xiao Zhang said: "What's not reasonable about that? I already said it's distant relative."
"Ah, you look like you don't believe it. Cousin, show him your Korean passport."
Jiang Ran then saw Kim Yoon-ah's Korean passport. Only then did he believe that the person before him was truly a Korean who looked exactly like Kim Ji-won.
"My cousin here is visiting me for a while. Jiang Ran, don't you bully my cousin!"
Manager Xiao Zhang chuckled while patting Jiang Ran's shoulder, then casually pulled him to a corner of the activity room.
Mysteriously whispering to him: "Jiang Ran, is my cousin pretty?"
Jiang Ran nodded: "Pretty."
Manager Xiao Zhang said: "Want me to play matchmaker for you two?"
Jiang Ran: "This..."
Manager Xiao Zhang: "My cousin hasn't been in many relationships, and she always encounters scumbags. You're my colleague, I trust your character, so I thought about setting you two up."
"Of course, it all depends on you two in the end."
Hearing Xiao Zhang's words, although Jiang Ran thought Kim Yoon-ah was pretty and looked very similar to Korean actress Kim Ji-won,
It was still that old familiar saying.
Before the clown incident, he might have actually been tempted.
After the clown incident, he was truly afraid.
Especially since Kim Yoon-ah consistently showed points +8...
Meanwhile, in the live stream room.
Middle-aged Uncle: 【This Xiao Zhang, why does he always like to screw Jiang Ran over? Last time giving the clown 10 yuan screwed Jiang Ran into encountering the clown, this time he's screwing Jiang Ran by setting him up with this Kim Yoon-ah...】
【However, I didn't expect Kim Yoon-ah to meet Jiang Ran on the very first day.】
【After all, last time Robert and Jiang Ran first met, wasn't it like the third day or something? They only met twice total, and then he died during the second meeting...】
I'm Actually a Girl: 【Middle-aged Uncle, you came out just in time, I have a question for you. Is this Xiao Zhang really Kim Yoon-ah's distant cousin?】
Middle-aged Uncle sneered: 【Complete nonsense, you actually believed that?】
I'm Actually a Girl: 【Since he's not, then why does this Xiao Zhang pretend to be his cousin and cover for Kim Yoon-ah?】
Middle-aged Uncle: 【Manager Xiao Zhang's position is very special. If needed, he can become related to any resident, understand?】
I'm Actually a Girl: 【Understood.】
Domineering Female CEO then said: 【I just searched online for this Kim Yoon-ah person. Although there was that host's introduction, I still read through this person's detailed history. Combining both sources, frankly speaking, he doesn't give me the same terrifying feeling as Robert. As a deranged serial killer, this person isn't as famous as Robert either.】
【Therefore, I now think his chances of taking out Jiang Ran are somewhat questionable.】
I am the Hero suddenly appeared: 【Not necessarily.】
Domineering Female CEO: 【What's your reasoning?】
I am the Hero: 【Last round, to be honest, I spent a lot of time adjusting cameras to see what Robert was doing in the apartment.】
【Honestly, I felt like this Robert looked down on the entire Hua Country's Alice Apartment from the very beginning.】
Middle-aged Uncle: 【Looked down? He was disdainful?】
I am the Hero: 【Kind of that feeling, more precisely like that sense of white people's self-perceived superiority over yellow and black people.】
【Like that old notion of white bloodlines being more noble, that white people's physical and mental talents were just superior to yellow people's kind of feeling.】
【As you all saw later, Robert was specifically brought in by privilege to hunt Jiang Ran for one round. Yet several days passed last round before he leisurely made first contact with Jiang Ran.】
【Completely not taking Jiang Ran seriously, extreme contempt.】
【After contact, he probably thought Jiang Ran was very ordinary, and afterwards didn't even prepare anything for hunting Jiang Ran.】
【Until the end, during the second contact at Wang Anjian's home, he was still contemptuous in his actions, which led to Jiang Ran's vicious alternate personality emerging and taking him out.】
【This guy's performance last round was: strategically contemptuous of Jiang Ran, tactically contemptuous of Jiang Ran, and by the time he wanted to take it seriously, it was already too late.】
【But what about this Kim Yoon-ah?】
【Made contact on the very first night, and even utilized Manager Xiao Zhang.】
【Regardless of anything else, definitely taking it seriously enough.】
【Just with this patience and seriousness, I think his chances of success are greater than Robert's!】
Middle-aged Uncle: 【Makes sense, and although this Kim Yoon-ah is actually male, as long as he doesn't take clothes off, who would know? So the worry is Jiang Ran might be seduced by him! Mainly because he's so pretty and looks like that actress Kim Ji-won. If Jiang Ran really gets seduced, then it's truly over!】
【After all, since ancient times, heroes have struggled to pass the beauty barrier!】
I'm Actually a Girl: 【Uncle, shouldn't it be changed to 'since ancient times, heroes have struggled to pass the handsome man barrier'? Kim Yoon-ah is male...】
Middle-aged Uncle: 【You're too young. Think carefully—in ancient times, did the term 'beauty' refer only to females? Haven't you seen many men who are prettier than women?】
In the activity room.
Jiang Ran, Manager Xiao Zhang, and Kim Yoon-ah.
The three of them cleaned up the aftermath together, finishing quickly.
After cleaning up, the three returned to their respective homes.
On his way back to Room 304, Jiang Ran's mind was filled with how Kim Yoon-ah kept approaching him during cleanup, calling him oppa, oppa.
Enthusiastic, proactive.
And what Jiang Ran found most unbearable was that this person had Kim Ji-won's face.
It felt like a Korean female star was actively showing you affection.
Intoxicating...