Great, It’s the Pervy Neighbor. We’re Doomed
Chapter 333: Jiang Ran… Is Alive
Dead people don't have pulses. If there's a pulse, it can't be a dead person.
Could it be like those zombies from novels?
Just as Xiao Leng was completely bewildered, he heard nearby.
The new captain and the crew member piloting the yacht were chatting.
The new captain asked the yacht pilot if he wanted to transfer to a desk job as a Cleaner.
The crew member repeatedly shook his head, saying that although desk Cleaners were considered mental labor, he hated using his brain his whole life, so he'd rather honestly sell his physical labor here!
Desk Cleaners were specifically responsible for handling the aftermath in other aspects.
For example, determining whether the deaths of Xiao Q and the other two should be processed as disappearances or accidental deaths, and so on.
As the two talked, they turned their attention to Xiao Leng.
"Hey, Xiao Leng, what are you dawdling about over there? Why haven't you thrown that corpse into the sea to feed the fish yet? I'm waiting to go back for dinner!"
The new captain urged.
Xiao Leng turned his head, somewhat fearful, and said: "Captain, there's something strange about this corpse!!!"
The new captain walked over on the snow-white deck: "What's strange about it?"
Xiao Leng: "I just felt both his wrists - he still has pulses in both wrists!!!"
The new captain's advancing footsteps halted.
He was stunned: "No way, Xiao Leng, I think you're feeling bored with just the three of us on this isolated sea, so you're making up a ghost story?"
The new captain had personally confirmed Jiang Ran's death in the haunted house, and he hadn't even cleaned up the bloodstains Jiang Ran left when he died because he thought that since it was a haunted house, having blood would add to the horror atmosphere.
Xiao Leng shook his head: "No... Captain, why don't you come feel for yourself?"
The new captain said: "Feel my ass! Do you know how this person died? He was shot through the heart with an arrow! And now you're saying he still has a pulse?! Xiao Leng, hurry up and throw him down to feed the fish!"
"Oh, oh, okay!"
Xiao Leng stopped caring about whether Jiang Ran's corpse had a pulse or not and prepared to throw him overboard.
But just at that moment.
Jiang Ran's right hand suddenly moved, and it instead clamped onto Xiao Leng's right wrist.
This action scared Xiao Leng so much that he immediately screamed:
"Ghost! Ghost! There really is a ghost!!!"
When the new captain saw Xiao Leng's reaction, he was about to curse loudly, but the next second.
He himself got so scared that he hid behind the yacht pilot.
Then the yacht pilot also wanted to hide behind the new captain.
But he was firmly blocked and couldn't move.
After his right hand clamped onto Xiao Leng's right wrist, Jiang Ran opened his eyes and slowly sat up.
This was what frightened all three of them so badly.
After sitting up, Jiang Ran released Xiao Leng's right wrist.
Xiao Leng immediately ran over to where the new captain was, and together they hid behind the yacht pilot.
The three of them watched Jiang Ran like this, completely not daring to make a sound, afraid that Jiang Ran would notice them.
After Jiang Ran got up, he didn't make any special moves.
He just had a very warm smile on his face.
He turned to look at Xiao Leng and the other two and said: "Alright, drive the boat back to Macedonia Island."
Xiao Leng and the other crew member both looked at the new captain.
Signaling for him to make the decision and respond.
The new captain didn't answer the question, instead asking: "Hey, your name is Jiang Ran, right? Are you human or a ghost? If you're human, we can drive the boat back! If you're a ghost! We can still drive it! But if you want revenge, don't come after us! We weren't the ones who killed you! We're just working stiffs!!!!"
Not to mention Xiao Leng and the other crew member, even the new captain who had been a Cleaner for over ten years had never encountered this situation before.
A clearly dead lab rat suddenly coming back to life.
If you told people about this, no one would believe it.
"Hehe, I'm still alive, perfectly fine."
Jiang Ran pointed downward at himself: "Look, I still have a shadow, don't they say ghosts don't have shadows?"
The three looked, and the new captain asked: "Weren't you shot through the heart? How can you be alive?"
Jiang Ran casually spoke a lie: "My heart is on the right side."
At this, the three suddenly understood, no wonder, so that's how it was.
But the three still remained somewhat vigilant.
The new captain told the yacht pilot to go pilot the yacht back to Macedonia Island now.
Then, he told Xiao Leng to keep an eye on Jiang Ran, while he himself ran into the cabin to use the satellite phone to report the situation to his superiors.
Xiao Leng didn't dare approach Jiang Ran.
He just maintained a certain distance.
And Jiang Ran appeared very amiable toward him.
He randomly found a spot and sat down cross-legged.
The yacht started moving, heading toward Macedonia Island.
In Jiang Ran's inner landscape world.
"Good grief, this time the random selection directly picked one of the sleeping ones. This should be interesting."
It was still the area with Jiang Ran's marble fountain statue.
Over a dozen alternate personalities were gathered together.
During that early morning timeframe today.
They saw Jiang Ran get shot through the heart, and the inner landscape world erupted in cheers.
They could go out for fresh air again.
After Jiang Ran was shot dead and Mark left.
The System had actually already treated Jiang Ran's injuries and randomly selected an alternate personality to go out.
The one randomly selected was one of those still sleeping.
And that alternate personality had gone out shortly after Jiang Ran's death.
But for some reason, it had been closing its eyes and sleeping the entire day.
Until now, when it was already 5-6 PM, it finally opened its eyes and woke up.
Smoky Makeup Jiang Ran was now sitting on a chair, eyes closed, seemingly completely uninterested in everything happening outside.
Last time he went out, he had thought of a great idea.
Which was that when one alternate personality was sent out, they would intentionally not fight back, allowing the main personality to become complete again.
Then when the main personality entered the inner landscape world.
All these alternate personalities would work together to kill him.
He thought this idea would gain support from many alternate personalities.
But in the end, not a single one supported him.
He found Blue-haired Jiang Ran and asked him why he didn't agree with this great idea.
But Blue-haired Jiang Ran just said, he did agree! As long as you convince the others, he'd agree too.
Then, he went to find that cross-dressing sissy Jiang Ran who liked wearing women's clothes.
But he also said the same thing - as long as you convince the other alternate personalities, he'd agree too.
At this point, Smoky Makeup Jiang Ran felt it was hopeless.
A bunch of all-talk-no-action types, usually full of boasting, especially that Blue-haired Jiang Ran, who talked about beating up the main personality.
But when it really came time to kill the main personality, they all chickened out.
"Really annoying me to death."
"My hands are so itchy, I really want to kill someone."
Smoky Makeup Jiang Ran was extremely irritated.
Including Smoky Makeup Jiang Ran, this one that naturally woke up from sleep.
There were a total of six alternate personalities sleeping.
These six alternate personalities had one biggest characteristic - they loved killing people.
Because of this, once they took control of the body, they posed an absolute danger to everyone around them.
...
6:00 PM.
Jiang Ran returned to the pier of Macedonia Island together with Xiao Leng and the other two.
Watching Jiang Ran's retreating back, Xiao Leng and the other two were still in a daze.
The three looked at each other.
Finally, the new captain said: "Even if that arrow didn't hit his heart, but it still hit the other side of his chest, how can this guy be so lively and energetic like this?"
"What kind of abnormal recovery ability is this?"