CHAPTER 38: CHAPTER 38: RESPECTFULLY CALLED A CRAFTSMAN! ULTIMATE SOCIAL DEATH! WHAT A SIN!!

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"Damn! Seven times a day!!"

"This isn’t a kindergarten bus! Open the door!"

"Abstract, this veterinarian’s livestream room is too abstract!"

"I was wondering why this guy looks so down. Even a donkey couldn’t handle this much, huh!"

"This, this sunken eyes, panda-eyed brother, is he really that desperate? Could it be fake? My guy passes out like a dead dog after one time. Seven times a day, I can’t even imagine..."

"People are different. Look at his numb expression, it’s probably real, 90% sure it’s true!"

"Terrifying, I just came here as a girl to watch the vet, what chaos did I stumble into? /Covers face, embarrassed/Covers face, embarrassed."

"Girl +1, no boyfriend and surely no craftsmanship, timidly asking, is this really that fascinating?"

"Of course, you girls wouldn’t understand, normal guys need it nine times a day. First time at 6:30 (detoxifying and beautifying), second time at 8:30 (considerate and healthy), third time at 11:00 (relaxing and unwinding), fourth time at 12:50 (lightening load and losing weight), fifth time at 3:00 (refreshing and energizing), sixth time at 5:30 (digesting and absorbing), seventh time at 7:00 (detoxifying and excreting), eighth time at 9:00 (preventing blood thickening), ninth time at 11:30 (cheerful mood and aiding sleep). Bro, you’re two short from mastering the Nine Steps of Wellness!! /Evil grin."

"Doing it nine times a day, you’d have to kneel just going down a flight of stairs!"

"6666~"

"God of jerking off! Must be sparking already!!"

The comments section of the livestream was even harder to look at.

[Number of viewers for Dr. Zhang’s daily livestream: 8003 people.]

[Veterinary Daily Livestream Contest Heat Ranking NO·33.]

And Xiaowang, who sacrificed himself to boost the heat, also brought a surge of traffic to the livestream.

Originally, it was just 6,500 people.

Now the livestream room.

Directly surpassed 8,000 people!!

The heat ranking reached an unprecedented thirty-third place!!

Meanwhile, the livestream also revealed many shy yet enthusiastic ladies who commented.

Even some mischief-making netizens.

Actually posted the Nine Steps of Wellness chart.

Readers were utterly shocked.

After all, with this wellness chart mastered, one might even earn the respectful title of ’King of Jerking Off!’

Sparking off embers!

Xia Po Village.

"Dr. Zhang, can you explain a bit more clearly about what kind of craftsmanship is so harmful to the body? I do handcrafts at home often too and don’t feel tired!"

Li Caihua broke the silence.

She was genuinely puzzled.

Isn’t it just some handcrafts!

Stitching and embroidering flowers, she often does them and feels they’re not tiring at all.

Why does Xiaowang seem sucked dry?

"His kind of craftsmanship is different from yours! Doing it seven times a day is deadly!!"

Zhao Wei Qiang awkwardly reminded.

Truly a young man.

Can really take it.

"Pfft—"

"You’re still the man! You understand craftsmanship!!"

"Curious, wonder what the landlady’s expression will be when she learns what craftsmanship really means."

"Hahaha~"

Zhao Wei Qiang’s words.

Made the livestream room burst into laughter.

Everyone couldn’t help but reflect.

Don’t be fooled by the old man’s age.

He knows some stuff inside out!

"Huh? Doing seven times of craftsmanship in a day, is deadly? What kind of craftsmanship is Xiaowang doing! How come even Sixth Uncle understands, while I’m still clueless, Dr. Zhang, just tell us, stop keeping us in suspense!"

Li Caihua’s curiosity was strong.

A pair of puzzled eyes looking at Zhang Lingchuan.

Chen Qian, Big Pancake Sister, and Song Wanqing all hesitated to speak.

Chen Qian guessed it early, but seven times really shocked her.

Song Wanqing and Big Pancake Sister didn’t guess it.

But once they heard ’craftsmanship’.

They immediately understood!

As young people.

They still understand such trendy words.

But seven times was beyond their knowledge!!

No wonder his spirits were so poor!

Yet these words were indeed strange for the landlady, who was a bit older and not surfing the internet, so not knowing is understandable.

"It’s the thing you and Old Zhao do, but he does it with his hand."

Considering the other party was so brave.

Zhang Lingchuan generously explained.

"Ah! He, he, he did it seven times with his hand in one day! Then I have no craftsmanship! I’ve never done that kind of craftsmanship!"

Li Caihua was stunned!

Clearly, this matter gave this forty-one-year-old woman an unprecedented shock!!

She looked at Wang Liwei, shaking her head hurriedly, claiming she had never done such craftsmanship!

Just now she was saying she often did it.

Thinking about it was embarrassing!

You see, this kid.

Doesn’t know how to moderate!

Seven times!

Old Zhao would get a stroke after just one!!

No matter how young, he shouldn’t be so reckless.

"..."

Stop asking!

Seriously, stop asking!!

At this moment, Wang Liwei instinctively shook his head!

His eyes vacant and lifeless.

Like a walking corpse.

His mouth kept twitching uncontrollably.

He was really numb!

He truly had a social death today!!

How could even the highest of seven times a day be seen through!!!

How is he supposed to refute this!!

And, what on earth made him think they wouldn’t find out, letting him casually speak on camera, like it was no big deal, prioritizing honesty!!

Just talking about this topic earlier.

If he hadn’t mentioned such things, Dr. Zhang wouldn’t have been so straightforward.

Because the guy had already said.

If he wasn’t so open, the other party wouldn’t be so candid.

So, this actually was him bringing death upon himself.

If there was a regret pill, Wang Liwei really would want to take a pound of it!!

"Xiaowang, it’s normal for young people to have needs, and even doing it themselves is okay, but seven times a day truly harms the body. We should save the best for your future wife, right?"

Chen Qian tidied her thoughts, sporting a posture of counseling as she talked.

"Yes! Senior Wang, Teacher Chen is right, you should still be moderate!"

Big Pancake Sister chimed in!!

Song Wanqing adjusted the camera while nodding along.

"I..."

Despair like never before showed on Wang Liwei’s face, his mentality truly collapsed.

Can you imagine.

A thirty-year-old married woman.

A twenty-one-year-old high school junior.

A twenty-year-old colleague girl.

All three looking at you with those weird eyes, advising you not to overdo craftsmanship!!

This was social death to the point he couldn’t survive on this planet!

He desperately wished there was a crack in the ground where he could hide for ten years!!

This is agony!!

Why are you so skilled, becoming a veterinarian!!

"Teacher Zhang, can Xiaowang still be treated? Maybe give him some herbal medicine to regain strength?"

Just when Wang Liwei didn’t know what to say, trouble came anew.

This Teacher Chen was actually seeking a tonic prescription for him!

Turns out, Chen Qian believed Xiaowang might be embarrassed to ask Teacher Zhang for a restorative prescription!

So, she kindly asked for help!

However, she didn’t notice.

Wang Liwei had already buried his head under the table, mentally hitting his head against the wall over ten thousand times.

At this moment, he wanted to run!!

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