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Happy Little Farmer

Chapter 37 - 37 37 Touch Me

Author: Eternal Forest
updatedAt: 2025-06-22

?37: Chapter 37: Touch Me 37: Chapter 37: Touch Me As a young man who had received instructions from countless experts, Yang Fan’s sense for these kinds of videos was particularly sharp.

    And the video saved in the hidden folder on this phone, which clearly seemed to be self-recorded with some rather cryptic abbreviations commented on it, was even more telling.

    “Wait a minute, don’t delete these yet!” the woman standing beside Yang Fan suddenly shouted.

    As she spoke, she suddenly tapped one of the videos.

    Soon, a series of moaning and groaning sounds emanated from it.

    It was a sixty-nine position, and as the video began, the dripping-wet entrance of a woman was graphically displayed before the camera.

    The person recording probed with his finger while asking, “Am I better or is your husband better?”

    “Obviously Minister Chen, my husband isn’t a fart compared to him.

    Ah...

    Minister Chen, a little gentler, I can’t take it anymore.”

    The woman’s cooing and whimpering voice sounded incredibly sultry.

    Watching, Yang Fan felt his blood quietly start to boil.

    The woman in the video seemed to be of a certain age, definitely in her late thirties at least.

    But, there was no denying, these two knew how to play.

    One was sucking with a slurping noise, the other licking and sucking with a sound like sucking marrow from bones.

    He quietly glanced at the voluptuous woman beside him.

    She seemed to be getting hot-blooded too, her face going from pale to flushed, her eyes wide as if ready to devour someone.

    Damn, the trash he had collected today seemed to have dug up somebody’s old skeletons.

    The owner of the phone had hidden it quite secretly, in a cloud space seldom used by most people, but not setting a password on his phone was a bit too careless.

    “You bastard Chen Zhong!

    Fuck your damn grandpa!” The woman clenched her teeth and hissed viciously, then suddenly plopped down next to Yang Fan and propped the phone on the table.

    Yang Fan was startled by her action and murmured hesitantly, “Sister...”

    “Watch it!” the woman abruptly turned and barked at him.

    Yang Fan shrunk his neck, okay okay, watching.

    Out of consideration for your husband’s evident infidelity, I won’t provoke you.

    We’ll watch and share this stimulating content in mutual appreciation.

    At that moment, the male and female leads in the phone finally ended their mutual indulgence in the sixty-nine position and switched to the woman-on-top position.

    Subsequently, a mature and charming face came into view in the camera.

    Yang Fan wasn’t wrong in his guess, the woman looked like she was in her early thirties, not old but just stepping into the category of mature women.

    Her face bore a hint of girlish innocence along with a mature charm.

    With her long hair draped over her shoulders, her breasts weren’t particularly large but were quite perky, not appearing as if she had borne children.

    Yang Fan distinctly felt the breathing of the voluptuous woman beside him becoming more and more rapid, like a heavily operated bellows.

    Of course, she couldn’t possibly be getting excited over the video.

    “You son of a bitch, Chen Zhong, you tell me your kidney is failing, that we need to abstain from bedroom activities.

    Damn your mother, you and Guo Dongdong, that slut, are actually enjoying sixty-nine, you’re really a beast!” The woman’s mouth twitched violently as she spat out curses.

    “Sister, this is...

    a video from last year,” Yang Fan reminded her weakly.

    “I know, I’ve been fucking abstaining for a year and a half because of his damn medical report!” The woman suddenly turned and roared.

    Yang Fan jumped, jerking his neck back sharply.

    No matter how beautiful a woman is, it’s frightening when she turns angry.

    But, she seemed to be a bit too obedient.

    What condition requires abstinence for a year and a half?

    Unless he’s impotent, it’s hard to come up with a reasonable excuse.

    Truly tragic!

    “I’m sorry!” the woman yelled at Yang Fan with great force, “Keep watching.”

    Yang Fan didn’t make a sound and continued to watch seriously.

    Seeing as her mindset was on the verge of exploding, he might as well accompany her.

    It was a good opportunity to broaden his horizons anyway.

    The male lead in the video was quite skilled at playing.

    But it seemed like he couldn’t take much praise.

    Just as Yang Fan was thinking this, he saw the woman in the video suddenly stop gyrating her buttocks, lift her long hair over her shoulder with a puzzled expression and ask, “Did you come?”

    “You’re too seductive, I really couldn’t hold back anymore,” said the male protagonist in the video.

    The woman in the video smiled coquettishly, bent over, and lay down, kissing the man’s chest and laughing, “You were already amazing, you lasted so long, it’s too much for me.

    If it had been any longer, I might have been done for by you.”

    Yang Fan twitched the corner of his mouth.

    That lie was so blatant it was almost laughable.

    The video had only been going on for sixteen minutes, and that included the part where they had been caressing and sucking on each other at the beginning.

    The actual deed lasted at most ten minutes.

    Where was the impressiveness in that?

    It was only marginally better than instant gratification.

    “Next!” the full-figured woman beside Yang Fan said while clenching her fists tightly, forcing the words through her teeth.

    Yang Fan: ...

    It turned out his detour was not wrong after all.

    Even though there was substance, it was far from serious, and it might even be a problem.

    With a silent sigh, Yang Fan wearily clicked on the next video.

    This time the camera angle was a bit different.

    It seemed to be recorded in a hotel room, filmed on a table, giving off the vibe of one of those ‘exploration’ videos.

    And most crucially, the female lead had changed.

    This woman was very young, with straight, shoulder-length hair, dressed in a respectable leisure suit, a tight skirt with stocking below, a typical women’s professional outfit.

    The video started with the two of them already in close physical fight.

    The male lead, who was bulky and had a square face, seemed very anxious this time.

    Almost as soon as the woman entered, he pounced on her in his nakedness.

    He pushed her onto the table, lifted her tight skirt, tore her stockings, and got started right away.

    “Ah...

    Minister Chen, be gentle, I just got through with one and I’m very sensitive...”

    “Ahh ahh ahh...

    I can’t take it, good husband, I want you.”

    ...

    Yang Fan found this video somewhat dull to watch because it was too fake.

    After just a couple of thrusts, the woman was howling as if she was about to die.

    But that was just the feeling of him as a bystander.

    The man pressing her on the table seemed to be enjoying himself thoroughly, his face full of excitement, his expression extremely aroused.

    However, perhaps he was too excited, as this time he finished even quicker, in five and a half minutes.

    Even though the female lead changed each time, this performance was truly worrisome.

    With such a short duration, he probably hadn’t even figured out the depth before he was already finished.

    “Touch me!” Just then, the woman beside Yang Fan suddenly said with an ashen face.

    Yang Fan: ???

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