?64: Chapter 64 A Snake’s Mission 64: Chapter 64 A Snake’s Mission The king cobra moved incredibly fast; the moment Yang Fan’s stick came down, it shot toward Yang Fan’s ankle like a bolt of lightning.

    Ye Tong was scared out of her wits and let out an “ah,” urgently yelling, “Fanzi, be careful, be careful!”

    Yang Fan, however, was quite calm.

    Although he wasn’t a professional Snake Catcher, he had plenty of dealings with these creatures since he was a child.

    With a step back in retreat, the stick in Yang Fan’s hand whirled into an impenetrable wall of shadow.

    The main attack was a chaotic punch that killed the old master.

    The king cobra moved faster than a person could swing a stick; Yang Fan, though he aimed carefully, might not hit his target accurately and could only predict its movement, striking wildly within a certain range as he took his aim.

    With a ‘bang,’ his stick finally made contact with the king cobra’s back.

    Enraged by the blow, the king cobra suddenly reared up, hissing and fixing its gaze on Yang Fan.

    Within its bean-sized eyes, one could vaguely perceive a human-like fury.

    After a tense moment of eyeing each other, Yang Fan suddenly cracked a smile, “Little monster, are you angry?

    If you can turn into Xiao Bai or Xiaoqing, I’ll let you go.

    Otherwise, today you’re destined to be my meal.

    Meeting is a kind of fate; I think you should stop struggling and let me commit some sin and satisfy my hunger.”

    Ye Tong looked at Yang Fan somewhat speechless, “Thank goodness snakes can’t talk, otherwise it certainly would have had some choice words for you.”

    “If it could talk, I wouldn’t dare eat it,” said Yang Fan with a smile, his stick swinging down once again.

    As fierce as he appeared in battle, his other hand was not idle.

    Using the commotion with the big snake as cover, he was trying to let his left hand slip into sister-in-law’s underwear.

    This was a skillful trick that greatly tested one’s ability, and he needed to ensure that sister-in-law didn’t notice he was doing it on purpose; it had to seem as though it was an accident.

    So, the snake couldn’t die just yet, it needed to last a little longer.

    His left hand smoothly slid into sister-in-law’s underwear and when it probed into the golden valley, it would be time for its glorious sacrifice.

    Bang bang bang.

    The battle between man and snake once more became critical, with an intense exchange that was difficult to resolve.

    Ye Tong, watching Yang Fan fight so fiercely, couldn’t help advising, “Fanzi, don’t fight it anymore, let’s just hurry on.”

    “Sister-in-law, I must have you taste this soup; snake soup is very delicious!” Yang Fan declared with righteous words, “Moreover, sister-in-law, you might not know that snake soup also has detoxifying and beautifying effects, it’s one of the essential recipes for women.”

    “It has that effect?

    Are you not pulling my leg?” Ye Tong asked in surprise.

    Although she was also raised in the countryside, she had never heard of this before.

    “Why would I deceive you?

    The few old Snake Catchers in our village all know this; if you don’t believe me, ask them.

    This thing is not only delicious but also very nourishing.

    Otherwise, why would so many people love to eat it?” Yang Fan laughed, “Sister-in-law, hold on tight, I’m about to finish off this little guy.

    Listen, when I say I’m going to eat it, look, look, it’s not willing.”

    Ye Tong clung tightly to Yang Fan’s neck with both hands, and couldn’t help but smile wryly, “Well, of course it’s not willing.

    Who could hear they’re going to be eaten and still say calmly, ‘No problem, help yourself’?”

    Yang Fan laughed lightly and swung up his stick again.

    Capitalizing on the commotion, his hand had successfully occupied the high ground, slipping into sister-in-law’s shiny pink underwear.

    And sister-in-law, apparently too tense, was completely focused on the snake and hadn’t noticed.

    Yang Fan’s first step of his sinister little plan was successfully realized.

    However, sister-in-law’s underwear was too thin, and there might not be much of a difference in sensation between his hand being outside or inside.

    As long as his movements weren’t too obvious, he probably wouldn’t be noticed.

    Yang Fan, swinging his stick, clashed with the king cobra once more, stirring up the dead leaves in the forest and creating a scene reminiscent of an epic battle.

    Fortunately, Yang Fan was strong and had plenty of stamina.

    If he had been of average physical condition, he might have collapsed from exhaustion by now.

    “Ah...

    Fanzi, what are you doing?” Ye Tong suddenly cried out with a flushed face, hastily pushing away Yang Fan’s left hand.

    Yang Fan, of course, knew exactly what he was doing, his fingers had just slipped in a bit when his sister-in-law caught him.

    But he would never admit he did it on purpose.

    Instead, he shouted righteously, “Sister-in-law, what are you doing?

    Don’t move around, Snake, snake, snake!”

    This warning made Ye Tong, her face aflame with embarrassment, abruptly stop.

    Her face was full of chagrin, “Move your hand away, stop fiddling, hurry up!”

    “What’s wrong with my hand?” Yang Fan feigned confusion, “Just wait a moment, this fellow is quite ferocious, very dangerous.”

    Far from letting go, he fought the king cobra even more fiercely.

    Actually, after being hit by Yang Fan with his stick a few times, the snake was hardly able to keep up the act anymore.

    Its movements had slowed considerably.

    Yet Yang Fan’s actions were still fierce, intentionally missing his strikes, all to create more opportunities for his left hand’s fingers.

    He had already successfully pushed in half a finger’s length, but he was a bit greedy, wanting to explore even more.

    Although it was only a tiny distance, Yang Fan could already feel the snugness of his sister-in-law clearly.

    It felt like touching Wei Juan, who had undergone surgery, as if barely a single finger could fit.

    However, considering that his sister-in-law was still untouched, it made sense that she would be this tight.

    He wanted to feel more, but he didn’t dare delve too deep.

    If his sister-in-law were to lose her untouched status to his finger, that would be incredibly wasteful.

    That would be a downright travesty.

    “Fanzi, your hand...

    don’t move it around,” Ye Tong suddenly pinched Yang Fan hard, exclaiming with annoyance.

    “Sister-in-law, it’s you who shouldn’t move, this thing bites,” Yang Fan continued playing dumb, raising his voice, “Hold on tight, you absolutely can’t fall off.”

    “Just keep pretending, once the snake is dead, I’ll kill you,” Ye Tong suddenly bit her lip hard and shouted angrily.

    Probably because she had become aware, all her attention was focused on that spot.

    Yang Fan’s finger barely moved, yet Ye Tong was acutely aware of it.

    This situation made him somewhat frustrated, and he knew he couldn’t continue any further.

    Otherwise, his sister-in-law might really lose her patience.

    “Little Snake, your mission is over, I’m sending you off, thank you!” Yang Fan silently murmured in his heart, exaggerating his movements for appearance’s sake, before finally finishing the king cobra with two strikes of his stick.

    After confirming the snake was dead, Ye Tong, her face red as if scalded, immediately jumped off Yang Fan’s body.

    She quickly put on her pants and, with anger in her voice, demanded, “Fanzi, what exactly were you doing just now?”