?74: Chapter 74: You Are What You Eat?

    74: Chapter 74: You Are What You Eat?

    “Ye Feng, hurry up and wash the dishes.” After the meal, Liu Sisi let out a satisfied burp, pointed to the dishes with a smile, and spoke.

    “Why the heck should I wash the dishes?” Ye Feng was certainly not pleased, and now, stuffed as he was, he didn’t even want to move.

    “Tsk!

    You’ve got no romance,” Liu Sisi scorned him thoroughly before saying with a giggle, “It should’ve gone like this; you offer to wash the dishes, then I’d say, ‘Aren’t you a good boy, let me do it instead!’ You should be modest, get it?”

    “Oh!” Ye Feng nodded, saying expectantly, “I’ll go wash the dishes then!”

    “Mm!

    Such a good boy, hurry up then.” But Liu Sisi was clearly pulling Ye Feng’s leg; the next scene didn’t unfold as previously rehearsed.

    Where was the promised modesty?

    “Don’t move, I’ll do it!” Although Liu Sisi unscrupulously broke her promise to Ye Feng, Liu Yajing stopped him, picked up the dishes, and headed to the kitchen.

    Things often turn out to be so dramatic; Ye Feng had been all set to wash the dishes but unexpectedly found a new turn in the plot.

    “And to think you’re a man, letting Yajing wash the dishes, shame on you!” Even though Ye Feng was spared the dishwashing duty, he was once again severely scorned by Liu Sisi, who seemed to enjoy the act of despising him with her playful demeanor.

    “I...” Ye Feng was left speechless, and there seemed to be some truth in what Liu Sisi was saying.

    “By the way, how’s the plan for the proposal going?” Unable to outtalk her, Ye Feng quickly shifted the subject, directing the conversation towards the proposal.

    “Mm!

    We talked all afternoon; all the details are set up, and I will give you a big surprise when the time comes.” When it came to the proposal, Liu Sisi immediately became excited, as if she were the one to benefit from it.

    No wonder, the entertainment industry might seem glamorous, but it’s actually quite tedious.

    Finding such an enjoyable undertaking, it was natural for Liu Sisi to find it intriguing.

    “When exactly can we start this plan?” Hearing that Liu Sisi would give him a surprise, Ye Feng seemed really excited, as if he couldn’t wait for that day to come soon enough.

    “The night after tomorrow; it was originally planned for three days later, but Yajing’s injury has healed, and two days will be more than enough to prepare,” Liu Sisi obviously knew the specific progress.

    It seemed Liu Yajing and she had indeed hit it off.

    “By the way, I plan to have my friend come and train you to sing.

    Remember to practice singing at home tomorrow, okay?” Suddenly, Liu Sisi recalled Liu Yajing mentioning that Ye Feng was tone-deaf and shared her plan with him.

    “OK!

    I’ll absolutely follow the arrangement.”

    ...

    After discussing some details with the two women, Ye Feng felt sleepy and went back to his room to sleep....

    The next morning, Ye Feng, who slept until he naturally woke up, got himself cleaned up and was about to go downstairs to cook, but he smelled a delicious aroma coming from the dining room as he approached the staircase.

    “You guys are really early.

    Couldn’t you have called me?” Seeing Liu Sisi and Liu Yajing leisurely enjoying their breakfast, Ye Feng said somewhat speechlessly.

    “Just because you’re handsome?” Liu Sisi cast an innocent glance at Ye Feng and teasingly asked.

    “Pffft!” Liu Sisi’s remark instantly made Liu Yajing laugh.

    “Him?

    I think a cricket would better fit the bill.”

    “No...

    no...

    much better than a cricket, I think he’s like an old cricket,” Liu Sisi said with feigned seriousness as she shook her head, giving a compliment that was actually a dig.

    Alright then!

    These two women completely ignored Ye Feng and cheerfully sang a mocking duet about him, making him out to be utterly worthless.

    Being compared to a cricket was bad enough, but to add ‘old’ to it—where was our young and handsome Ye Feng supposed to put his old face?

    Arguing with them would be futile; after all, they had two mouths between them, so Ye Feng opted to keep quiet and simply sat down in front of his breakfast.

    I must say, the breakfast Liu Yajing prepared was quite good—a glass of milk, a sausage, two poached eggs, and a sandwich.

    That was enough for Ye Feng.

    “Why do you have big buns but I don’t?” Ye Feng asked, puzzled to see that his breakfast was different from theirs.

    “You replenish what you eat!” Liu Sisi replied calmly as she ate her breakfast, answering very seriously.

    Upon hearing Liu Sisi’s words, Ye Feng instantly had wicked thoughts, ‘You replenish what you eat?

    Damn it!

    No wonder it’s all eggs and sausages for me, so that’s what it means.

    But do I look like I need that kind of replenishment?’

    Of course, these sarcastic thoughts were only dared to be thought, not spoken.

    If he said them aloud, he’d probably get figuratively sprayed with something unpleasant by these two women.

    And at that moment, Liu Sisi’s image in Ye Feng’s mind had utterly deteriorated into that of a ‘fujoshi.’ Whatever pure and gentle image she had before now seemed like nothing but a facade.

    Although the comment had depth, Liu Yajing got the implication right after Liu Sisi finished speaking.

    Her pretty face instantly flushed red, and she looked at Ye Feng somewhat embarrassedly but, seeing that Ye Feng didn’t react much, she lowered her head quietly and continued eating her breakfast.

    After breakfast, Liu Yajing took Liu Sisi into her bedroom, and Ye Feng wondered what they were up to.

    ‘Weren’t they supposed to help me get ready?

    Why are they heading back to the room instead?’ Ye Feng felt annoyed.

    These two said they would help him with his errands, so why weren’t they leaving yet?

    Having nothing better to do anyway, Ye Feng sat down in the living room and started watching TV.

    He was waiting for the teacher that Sisi was finding for him, so he had nothing to do for now.

    “Pfft!” Ye Feng had just taken a sip of tea when he immediately sprayed it out.

    It turned out Liu Sisi and Liu Yajing, with makeup already on, came out just then.

    Liu Yajing looked normal with nothing special, but Liu Sisi was made up like a total oddity, looking nothing like her usual self.

    “Are you going to a comedy masquerade or what?

    Who did your makeup?

    That’s really out there,” Ye Feng couldn’t help but ridicule Sisi’s bizarre appearance.

    Previously, Ye Feng was often bullied by Sisi, so he seized the opportunity for revenge and clung to it.

    “Idiot!” But Sisi remained cool, rolling her eyes at him and retorting irritably, “Do you think I’m like you, not caring about going out in public?

    If I didn’t disguise myself, I’d be surrounded by millions of fans in minutes.

    How would I have fun then?

    How would I go shopping?”

    “You...” Faced with Sisi’s words, Ye Feng found himself at a loss for words, defeated again.

    “Right, give me the money!

    I need it to make the arrangements and find people,” Yajing came to Ye Feng’s rescue at his moment of embarrassment.

    It seemed Liu Yajing was indeed very good to Ye Feng.

    “I’ll transfer it to your card,” Ye Feng logged into mobile banking and transferred one million to Liu Yajing’s card.

    He then watched them leave and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

    It seemed he really shouldn’t trifle with the fierce tigress, Liu Sisi.