"Hmm~ Hmm?~"

    As I head to the supermarket to buy some ingredients and a few items, I can''t help but hum a little tune. I notice that people are looking at me differently.

    Even in my prime, I wasn''t outclassed anywhere. I wasn''t overwhelming, but I was above average.

    This cool, heavy feeling... it''s been 7 years.

    I lived like a hermit for 5 years, came to my senses for a year, and then spent another year as a true unemployed person.

    During that time, my appearance completely deteriorated, but now I''ve regained my former looks.

    Actually, I got a bit greedy and enhanced it a few more times.

    As a result, I ran low on points for stamina, but stamina wasn''t urgent.

    And since I didn''t touch the estimated cost, it was still a reasonable expenditure.

    But I didn''t make myself so handsome that people would stop and stare on the street... What''s going on?

    "Wow, that guy is solid..." "Heh! Trying to compete with me, huh?" "You? Even the worms passing by would laugh. Hahaha."

    "Wow... Is he mixed-race?" "He''s nailed life, damn."

    "Hey, that''s my boyfriend over there." "Crazy woman! Stop staring at my man." "Perverts, it''s all audible!"

    I went home and changed my pants. I can''t wear the old ones anymore. I need to buy new ones or something...

    ====

    I used the cooking skill.

    "Is this... ramen? What have I been eating all this time?"

    The effect was amazing!

    Who knew ramen cooked at home could taste like this...

    This cooking skill is truly something. If I see a new recipe, I can memorize it after just one glance, and if there’s something off, it automatically corrects itself.

    When I start cooking, I naturally follow the recipe, and if I forcefully add other ingredients, it immediately adjusts to make the optimal dish.

    This is why there are complaints about Awakened ones. I, who knew nothing about cooking all my life, am now able to make such dishes.

    It’s just ramen, but still...

    At least I know the cooking skill works properly. But that doesn’t mean I plan to register as an Awakened with it.

    I don’t want to become a chef; I want to be a hunter.

    If I register as an Awakened now, I could immediately receive support funds.

    But a person who suddenly claims to have awakened combat skills after having cooking skills?

    At first, I''d be scorned for lying, and later analyzed as a special case. I''d rather avoid that scene.

    It’s not too late to wait and register as an Awakened after I obtain a combat skill.

    Plus, this round of ‘Heroine Netori’ is a heroic saga in a fantasy world.

    Isn’t there a high chance I’ll acquire combat skills?

    ====

    [I activate the ‘Heroine Netori’ ability.] [Please select the desired genre.]

    Like when I made the estimate, I chose fantasy, heroic saga, and harem.

    Fantasy because it’s a man’s romance. The heroic saga is the essence of fantasy.

    And harem? Because that''s where many heroines appear for NTR.

    [Please select your character.]

    I chose ‘Local Big Brother A’ from the tier 4 characters, costing 100 points.

    He’s quite low in the tier 4 category, but I chose this character because he’s from the same neighborhood as the hero.

    The main goal of this ‘Heroine Netori’ is to enjoy fantasy life.

    I plan to join the hero’s party and adventure together. Essentially, I’m hitching a ride on the hero bus.

    I’ll sneak some artifacts and learn combat skills along the way, killing two birds with one stone.

    It’s best to join from the start.

    With my low abilities, it would be hard to fit in later, so it’s a ploy to be part of the party from the beginning.

    Taking advantage of the moment when no one else was around, Auntie seduced me.

    She was sexually frustrated, and she needed my penis.

    Being in her thirties but still maintaining a beauty and figure like a twenty-year-old, I succumbed to her seduction without hesitation, and we began a relationship where we had sex whenever we found a chance.

    "Ah, ah! I''m going to come too, ah, ahh!"

    "No, that''s why I''m telling you... huff, hurry up and pull out!"

    "No, I want it inside, do it inside today... it''s a safe day!"

    Unlike the virginal heroines, Auntie was extremely lascivious and introduced me to new sexual techniques and positions.

    "Are you crazy?!"

    "It''s okay, just paint over it, ah!"

    The problem is, Auntie always wants me to come inside her, even on risky days.

    She says she''ll make an alibi by having sex with Uncle, but honestly, I''m worried.

    "Mom! Brother! I''m home!"

    Crap, in the heat of our activity, I didn''t realize it was time for Sophia to come back.

    Panicking, I tried to pull out, but Auntie wouldn''t let go.

    "Let go of my legs! Sophia''s here!"

    "Ah, then... ah! Just finish quickly and go!"

    "Then at least keep your mouth shut, she''ll hear!"

    "It''s fine, ah! Sophia... hot, is dense! So dense... hot"

    "If you keep moaning like this..."

    "Come on! Hurry! Ah, ah!"

    Telling her to be quiet, she opens her mouth and sticks out her tongue, asking for a kiss. What a lewd woman. Even with her daughter home, she doesn''t stop.

    "Ah, ha... slurp, ahh..."

    "Ugh! Ugh!"

    "Huh...huh! Ha... ah..."

    I ended up coming inside as planned. Only after filling her up did Auntie finally let go of my legs.

    Free at last, I quickly put on my pants and ran to Sophia. There was no time for underwear.

    "Brother! Where are you? I have something to tell you!"

    "Sophia! You''re back? Sorry, I was just talking with Auntie... haha..."

    Would she buy it?

    Reeking of semen and drenched in sweat, it would be strange if she just let it slide.

    But Auntie said Sophia was dense about certain things.

    "What''s there to talk about! You were having sex with mom again!"

    Dense my foot.

    "That''s not it, just... haha..."

    "Really...!"

    Angry, Sophia rushed over and swiftly pulled down my pants.

    And then my penis, smeared with semen and her mother’s fluids, sprang out.

    The undeniable evidence of sex left Sophia sighing briefly before she screamed.

    "That penis is supposed to be mine!"

    Afterwards, she knelt down and extended her tongue to clean my penis.

    To think, the penis that had been inside her mother''s vagina was now being cleaned by her daughter... The profound sense of betrayal made my body tremble.

    Naturally, my penis got hard again.

    "Heh..."

    Smiling at the erection she caused, Sophia smirked.