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Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem ( Elysia and Tarquin)

Chapter 1363

Author: Elysia and Tarquin
updatedAt: 2025-09-21

"I saw it online—it''s trending everywhere!"

    Tarquin let out a delightedugh. "Prisci really is Zane''s mom, through and through!"

    Seriously, what man would ever want something this humiliating broadcast to the world?

    Most people would do anything to keep it under wraps, but no-Prisci had to go shouting it from the rooftops!

    No doubt, once Zane wakes up, he''s going to lose his mind.

    Elysia picked up her phone from the nightstand and held it out for him to see.

    "Look-Winona and Zane are trending at number one, and Keaton''s right behind them at number two!"

    After Zane was rushed to the hospital today, Prisci heard what had happened to her son''s, well, "manhood," and she just copsed in the hallway, wailing like she''d lost the lottery and the family dog in one day.

    She went on a public crusade, calling out Winona and iming Winona had "cut off" Zane''s... you know. She thought she''d rally the whole country to her side, get everyone to condemn Winona as some sort of monster.

    Except, when her hysterical meltdown hit the inte, people didn''t exactly jump on the bandwagon.

    Nobody felt sorry for Zane-they were too busy cheering on Ms. Newsom.

    Comments flooded Winona''s social ounts:

    "Ms. Newsom, you''re a legend! Let me kneel before you!"

    "I''m next! I don''t bow to anyone, but I bow to Ms. Newsom!"

    "Kneeling! Absolutely kneeling! All hail the Queen!"

    "Forget Ms. Newsom-this is an ancestor! I''m here to pay my respects!"

    Winona gained over eight million new followers in just a few hours—and they were all real people, not bots.

    Haters became fans, skeptics became supporters.

    The entire inte was in an uproar!

    People raised the banner for Winona, cursing Zane for getting exactly what he deserved.

    Everybody hates a homewrecker-and everybody hates a cheater even more.

    He climbed the socialdder on his wife''s

    ck, and instead of beingne

    gra, he tried to ruin her whole

    family and steal their legacy!

    Seriously, nobody in their right mind would defend a guy like that.

    Janelle immediately became Winona''s number one fan.

    She pulled every string she had, dropped cash, leveraged her connections-all to support Winona.

    She didn''t just post about it on her own ount; she even hijacked Richard''s phone to post from his, too!

    And when even that wasn''t enough, she rallied the Huber family''s entire PR team.

    She even called up Mrs. Windham, Mrs. Murphy, and the rest of her high-society friends to join in.

    Outsiders thought she was doing it to teach Richard a lesson-like, if he ever stepped out of line, she''d snip" him too. Poor Richard-everyone was feeling sorry for him.

    Except Richard himself-he was worried sick about their son!

    Winona was amazing, sure, but also a little scary. If she could do that to Zane,

    what was stopping her from doing it to their precious boy?

    But Janelle didn''t see it that way. She said,

    "If our son ever gets together with Winona, he''d better toe the line! It he cheats and Winona decides to make е

    him a eunuch-well, he had iting! And the Huber family would have no right toin!"

    "In fact, if there was aw that said cheaters lost their, ahem, equipment, maybe

    men would finally behave!"

    Richard could only stare, speechless. "..."

    While the whole country was roasting Zane, they didn''t forget to poke fun at Keaton too:

    "The Huber family has a son, just turned thirty. One wrong move and he''s out on the street!"

    "Unloved by Dad, ignored by Mom-Mr. Huber is the family''s ck sheep now." Elysia turned to Tarquin.

    "Do you really think Mr. Huber and Janelle are going to cut Keaton off?"

    "Nah—the Huber family only has one son. They''d never actually disown him."

    "So why are they making such a big show out of all this?"

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