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Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem ( Elysia and Tarquin)

Chapter 96

Author: Elysia and Tarquin
updatedAt: 2026-03-31

Chapter 96

“I can’t ept this.”

“Think of it as a loan, sweetheart,” Blossom insisted, her voice warm and soothing like a cup of

chamomile tea. “When you’re back on your feet, you can pay me back. Also, cancel that Airbnb you’re

staying at ande live with me. I’ve got a three–bedroom house with two rooms gathering dust. This

way, I get to see my godsons every day, and I won’t be so lonely. It’s a win–win.”

Elysia’s heart swelled with emotion. She nodded, her words failing to capture the depth of her gratitude.

“Thanks, Blossom,” she murmured, feeling a weight lift off her shoulders.

“Mommy, Godmother,e y with us!” Evan called out to them, his voice echoing in the excitement

of the arcade.

The two women exchanged a knowing smile and followed the sound of hisughter.

Elysia’s spirits were buoyed by her best friend’s generosity. Her biggest worry had been the kids‘

schooling, and now, with Blossom’s help, that concern was alleviated.

“Ah-”

A sudden shriek pierced the air.

Emmett had been pushed off a kiddie motorcycle by another little boy andnded with a thud on the

carpeted floor. The usurper had already mounted the bike Emmett was riding, his hands gripping the

handlebars, a triumphant ‘vroom vroom‘ escaping his lips, oblivious to the injustice he’d justmitted.

Evan, with the temperament of a firecracker, didn’t take kindly to the sight. He marched. over and gave

the boy a shove, sending him tumbling to the ground, chin meeting carpet.

“The nerve! Who do you think you are, picking on my brother?” Evan’s voice was fierce, his protective

instincts in full disy.

The little boy burst into tears as he cried out, “Mommy, mommy, he pushed me!”

A well–dressed woman hurried over, scooping up her son in her arms. “Oh, my poor baby, where did

you get hurt? Tell mommy where it hurts!”

“My bum, it hurts,” he wailed, rubbing his backside.

The woman turned her wrath on Evan, her voice sharp as a knife, “You little brat, how dare you touch

my son? You’re going to pay for this!”

Evan, undeterred, stood his ground. “You’re the brat, and so is your whole family!”

“Insolent child! I’ll-” The woman’s hand flew up, ready to strike, but Elysia caught her wrist

mid–air.

no–50

Creding Emmett and shielding Evan behind her, Elysia red at the furious mother.

What do you think you’re doing?”

“What am I doing? Your kid pushed mine, are you blind? As his guardian, you should teach him some

manners. This is a public ce, the rides are for everyone. What gives your son the right to stop mine

from ying?”

Elysia was livid as she asked, “Who started it? My son Emmett was ying peacefully. until your son

pushed him off. Who’s the onecking manners now?”

The woman’s face turned scarlet with anger. “Do you know who I am to talk to me like that?”

“I don’t care who you are. We’re all trying to make it through life for the first time. I see no reason to

coddle you; I’m not your parent! Your son wronged mine first, and If you so much as touch my child…”

With a swift move, Elysia shoved her away.

The woman, unsteady in her high heels, nearly stumbled, saved only by the quick reflexes of her

nanny.

“You dare to strike me? You’ll regret this, bitch!” she seethed, ready tosh out at Elysia.

Blossom stepped forward, her own temper ring. “Who are you calling bitch? You think you’re

something special because you’ve got money? Try me,dy. I’m not afraid to stand my ground.”

Rolling up her sleeves, Blossom was ready to fight.

Seeing the determination in Elysia and Blossom’s eyes, the woman spat out a threat, “This isn’t over.

Just you wait.”

With a huff, she left with her son and the nanny, leaving Elysia and Blossom to calm Evan and Emmett,

their hearts racing but their bonds stronger than ever.

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