Chapter 37

    [Note: If you haven''t seen Napoleon Dynamite, you can skip the bracketed paragraphs. Well, the plot of Napoleon Dynamite is simple, and there''s no twist or anything. It''s a pure popcorn comedy, so...]

    Kazir and Reese found seats and sat down. They held their popcorn with excitement. They were excited to see their movie. They were here to have fun.

    "Dude, I swear this movie is funny."

    Kazir heard a murmur behind them.

    "Then why haven''t I heard anything about it?"

    "Dude, I promise you. You will laugh when you see this movie. It''s awkward yet quirky, I don''t know how to explain it. Besides, we already saw Braveheart twice. The ending was not satisfying at all, he just shouted ''freedom'' for five minutes!"

    "That''s an exaggeration, and Braveheart is based on a true story."

    "All right, all right. Let''s just watch the movie, okay?"

    Billy and Wallace were college kids. They were movie goers and loved to watch movies every week.

    Yesterday, Billy was curious when he found out that another movie was released to the theater. He didn''t know anything about the movie, but he decided to go see it.

    When the credits rolled, Billy was smiling from ear to ear. The movie made him laugh, and that was enough for him to invite his friend to watch it with him.

    [The movie opened with Napoleon. He was an introverted and socially awkward teenager. He was riding the school bus on his way to school.]

    "Is he the protagonist? He looks really dorky."

    "Shh, just watch, okay?"

    A few seconds later, the audience started laughing at Napoleon and Kip. Their combination was funny.

    [Napoleon had three relatives. The first was his brother (I''m not sure about this one). Kip Napoleon. He was a guy in his thirties who usually chatted online with his girlfriend. Like Napoleon, he was also a nerd.]

    [Second was Napoleon''s grandmother. She was an active woman who liked to ride motorcycles in the desert. She had an accident because of it.]

    [Third was his Uncle Rico, who lived in a camper van. Napoleon spent the most part of movie arguing with his uncle.]

    "Haha, this is funny!"

    Napoleon''s fight with his brother and uncle made them laugh.

    [Napoleon met Deb and Pedro. Pedro let Napoleon use his bike, and unfortunately Napoleon crushed his balls.]

    "This is stupid... Pfft--"

    "With that reputation, the movie will probably have an increase in theaters next week. Of course, everything depends on the box office."

    As long as the movie had a positive income, the theaters would milk it.

    The first day of Napoleon Dynamite was only $6,000.

    The second day was October 13, 1995, Friday. The movie had $20 thousand.

    Saturday, the third day of the movie. Napoleon Dynamite''s income was $54 thousand.

    Sunday, October 15, 1995. It was only $47 thousand.

    Days passed and October 17th came. So far Napoleon Dynamite had only $166 thousand within the five days.

    These days were the hardest for Kazir Grey. He could not sleep. He thought the movie was doing well. But he knew that Fox Searchlight Pictures might think otherwise.

    Then he received a phone call. He smiled when he heard that Napoleon Dynamite would be expanding to 34 theaters.

    This was the start of Napoleon Dynamite''s race to the top of the weekly box office.

    Six days after opening, Napoleon Dynamite had 34 theaters. More people started watching the movie.

    October 23rd. In the whole week, the film grossed $1.5 million.

    Fox Searchlight Pictures asked the Cinema Alliance to expand Napoleon Dynamite to 160 theaters.

    Another seven days passed. October 30, 1995. Napoleon Dynamite had grossed $13.54. This result caused Cinema Alliance to increase the screening of Napoleon Dynamite.

    November 6, 1995. The movie got $26 million within the week.

    So far, the movie has grossed $40.47 million from 760 theaters.

    Due to the strong word of mouth and reputation of Napoleon Dynamite, the Cinema Alliance increases its theater count to 1945 theaters!

    November 13, 1995... After a whole month, the box office of Napoleon Dynamite was 78 million!

    Napoleon Dynamite has grossed $78.24 million at the box office!

    No one thought that the beginning of November would have a dark horse! A movie by an unknown director made $78 million in just one month!

    [NOTE: I FUCKING HATE MATH!] /Puji_maki