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Human Brain Farm

Chapter 385 - 370: Havoc in the Celestial Court

Author: Three Hundred Jin of Smiles
updatedAt: 2026-01-10

CHAPTER 385: CHAPTER 370: HAVOC IN THE CELESTIAL COURT

Splish splash splish splash!

One after another, the powerful ones quickly turned into snacks and were swiftly consumed.

"Delicious."

"Absolutely delicious."

Pai Daxing’s two cute pink pointed feet, stepping on the Wind and Fire Wheel and donning the Chaotic Heaven Silk wildly swinging, resembled a plaza dancing aunt wielding a red satin, with a graceful and alluring figure.

Whoa!

In an instant, the entire audience was bathed in pink light.

As the ultimate evil entity in the universe, Demon Buu from Dragon Ball, he possessed the terrifying power to emit billions of rays, turning all the creatures of a planet into candy.

"Not good!"

"Quickly, to the heavens!"

Yang Jian was anxious, forcibly blocking Pai Daxing, and urged everyone to escape to the Celestial Court for assistance.

Yang Jian was clearly going all out.

Outside, not limited to using basic True Skill.

He wore the Golden Flower Turban on his head, a brown embroidered robe on his body, a Lantian Jade Belt around his waist, Flying Phoenix Black Boots on his feet, fully equipped with top-tier Magical Treasure forged from the "core rules of Celestial Dao", and his brow was adorned with his Celestial Dao core: Vertical Eyes.

Yet even with all his might, the battle was very fierce.

After all, Pai Daxing was completely armed with Nezha’s top-tier equipment, armed to the teeth.

Zhu Zhengwei observed from the shadows, feeling speechless.

"I, Zhenyuanzi, with not a single ’Celestial Dao Magical Treasure’ forged from Celestial Dao rules, am poorer than a nail, not even as wealthy as Pai Daxing! Chaotic Heaven Silk, Qiankun Circle... I’m disgusted."

"I need to cultivate my own set of equipment too."

He felt quite disheartened.

Within the Celestial Court.

They had been secretly watching all of this for a long time.

The extremely disheveled Tota Heavenly King rode a cloud straight into the South Celestial Gate, heading directly towards Tongming Hall.

As soon as Tota Heavenly King entered the treasure hall, he encountered Taibai Jinxing, Barefoot Immortal, Thunder God and Thunder Goddess, and the Four Spirits and Twenty-Eight Stars, who were discussing and deliberating the turmoil caused by the evil from the Lower Realm.

The Jade Emperor sat on the throne, observing the tragic scene projected by the All Heavens Treasure Mirror, unable to resist asking in surprise, "My beloved minister, what kind of evil demon is this?"

In the scene.

Tota Heavenly King bowed and reported, "That evil demon, named Pai Daxing, originally hails from a newborn world among the Primordial Heavens and Myriad Realms: Bikini Bottom, where he was just a jobless drifter, freeloading meals every day... He recently had his brain wiped by an eraser at King of Crab Castle, inscribed with memories, truly believing he’s Demon Buu, a ruthless character about to destroy the universe, intending to attack our Celestial Court."

"..."

Everyone fell silent, shocked by this absurd plot.

What the heck is this?

Imprinted with memories, suddenly became a powerful being?

In the mortal realm, people with mental illness often believe they are gods in the heavens, omnipotent, yet they don’t possess real power.

Is the Celestial Dao rule of this newborn world truly so bizarre?

Also, does he truly perceive the Celestial Court as weak and easy to bully?

Back then, even that Spiritual Monkey merely staged a farce in order to create a ruckus in the Celestial Palace.

You should know that in a real fight, that monkey couldn’t even defeat the Immortal Gods, their mounts, and doormen who were cast out on the Journey to the West, frequently seeking help from the skies.

The monkey single-handedly attacking the Celestial Court was nothing but a joke.

The Jade Emperor grew more curious, looking at Pai Daxing holding the red tassel spear, "Ah? Again intending to attack My Celestial Court? This world of Bikini Bottom is so unique that even a vagrant can contend with My nephew to this extent?"

He said with great interest:

"I shall issue an edict, who will descend to the Lower Realm to assist Yang Jian and capture that evil demon?"

Instantly, the other Immortal Gods glanced at each other.

Everyone knew that the rule wielded by Demon Buu was the Devouring Law, extremely terrifying.

Initially, he was very weak.

But after consuming Nezha, he has already started snowballing, not something ordinary Immortal Gods can compare to, especially after consuming many strong entities in the audience, ordinary people stand no chance.

"Such a monster is practically a world-shattering Great Demon!"

Taibai Jinxing stepped forward, "I believe we must follow an elite soldier route, deploying some Celestial Soldiers and Generals will only increase the opponent’s power!"

"Indeed." Jade Emperor agreed.

Taibai Jinxing continued, "I think there are two options."

"First, direct assault with strong forces for encirclement and suppression."

"Second, directly destroy the original world: Bikini Bottom, dispatch a hundred thousand Celestial Soldiers to form a Heaven and Earth Formation, annihilating the Bikini Bottom world!"

This is straight to the heart of the matter.

As long as the newborn world is destroyed, the rules birthed from that world will naturally be defeated.

With their Celestial Court’s abundant resources, destroying a newborn world is easy, even if invested with immense energy by a Saint, it would be eradicated.

"The second option cannot be executed." Jade Emperor shook his head and said, "Even if such a world births many crises and great horrors emerge, Saints would not permit us to destroy it."

"The lives of Celestial Soldiers and Generals are worthless."

"Even I would not allow that world to be destroyed." Jade Emperor said, "The more dangerous and terrifying the rules birthed by that new world, the better... Once matured, we can easily harvest the fruits."

He spoke casually, "You should know that planting a fruit tree always requires undergoing hardships, setbacks, and various crises, but when the fruit tree matures, the moment of harvest will make it all worthwhile."

Jade Emperor remained calm in his heart.

Saint Investment!

Wouldn’t he, the Jade Emperor, also want to invest?

Even the Underworld wishes to invest.

Throw resources into it, accelerating the maturation of this embryo of terrifying rule!

The Three Realms, and the high-up Saints, were too calm, like stagnant water without waves, needing some changes and turning points to reshuffle the deck.

Everyone threw resources into that newborn world.

Like being on a gambling table, raising bets, stacking this mountain of gold higher, waiting for it to mature, finally seeing who takes everything, collecting the chips thrown by others, the winner takes all!

Jade Emperor gazed below, calm in his mind:

"Inside, there is the pure and bright aura of an ancient Creator God, perhaps this signifies the birth of a new Saint Position... That pure aura, was it a backhand left by those who fell in the earliest era of the Ancient Celestial Court? Di Jun, Donghuang Taiyi, Twelve Ancestral Witches... They indeed have the secret of Father God’s bloodline."

Ancient Celestial Emperor Di Jun was formed from Pangu’s eyes, and the Twelve Ancestral Witches were Pangu’s bloodline... having these mysterious backhands is natural.

"Taking advantage of the Great Tribulation of Journey to the West, the Celestial Dao of Bikini Bottom, added with Wukong’s Celestial Dao... the appearance of two Celestial Dao tribulations, almost everyone will be on the chessboard."

Jade Emperor pondered for a few seconds, beginning his calculation, "All Saints, Western Buddhism, my Eastern Celestial Court, Underworld, Human Realm, even that batch of ancient loose cultivators, Zhenyuanzi and the like... are all secretly plotting."

While he was thinking, suddenly a voice came from outside.

"Report to Your Majesty!"

The shout carried extreme urgency, "After that monkey, the rampaging Starfish has struck the South Celestial Gate!"

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