CHAPTER 386: CHAPTER 371: INSERT AN ADVERTISEMENT

The Jade Emperor chuckled, "What a mighty trick this demon has! Yang Jian couldn’t even stop him? At his speed, he should already be at the South Celestial Gate, probably reaching here in the blink of an eye. Why isn’t he here yet?"

"It’s because..."

"Something happened at the South Celestial Gate. A fierce warrior from the mortal noble family has stopped that Demon Buu."

Upon hearing this report, even the Jade Emperor was slightly surprised.

Who would have thought that such an earth-shattering figure existed in the mortal world?

The fighting power of the human realm was thought to be just the Human Emperor Li Shimin, who could merely put up a fight against Yang Jian. But there’s someone else?

The Jade Emperor quickly looked over, "What’s that person’s name?"

"Oh, he seems to call himself Satan, Demon Satan."

...

At the South Celestial Gate.

A player successfully got acquainted with Pai Daxing and became recognized by face.

A curly-haired, burly and strong man was stepping on a fat Sea Star, standing right in front of the South Celestial Gate.

"Yes, yes, Lord Buu, just like that pose!"

Click!

A picture was sent out.

In the chat channel.

Dumb Egg Is Not an Egg: "Picture."

Pan Jinlian: "WTF! Unbelievable! You actually conquered Demon Buu!"

Zeng Ciwen: "Dumb Egg, how did you do it? You managed to defeat Pai Daxing, whom even Yang Jian couldn’t beat!"

Mary Sue: "Professor Zeng, haven’t you watched the story of Demon Buu? Satan befriends Demon Buu by flattering him and, with a little dog, quickly becomes friends and takes a photo standing on Buu, telling the Earthlings he defeated him."

Zeng Ciwen: "So it was a gentle approach?"

Dumb Egg Is Not an Egg: "Ahahaha! It’s quite simple, Pai Daxing’s intelligence combined with Demon Buu’s intelligence is rock-bottom. I played a game with him and conquered him... In a comedic world, you need to use comedic methods to conquer. Fighting hard is a foolish move."

"Someone like Pai Daxing, a big silly kid, is quite easy to befriend."

"To be honest, I have a demon-level child-rearing talent, handling him is not a problem. I’m among the few players who aren’t in Chang’an City... As you all know, the concubine selection exam is over... We, the second batch of players, can no longer blend into the Great Tang government, so we started hobby classes."

Zeng Ciwen: "Hobby classes?"

Dumb Egg Is Not an Egg: "A few of us players got together, all picked child-rearing talent, and have now opened various chain tutoring schools in Chang’an City!"

"Witchcraft, cultivation, dance, interests, exams...make their children like us, from a young age, involved in the grind from the starting line, children without dual cultivation, making children in the Primordial Chaos universe grow through a sea of questions... We hope you all can promote our business well."

Everyone fell silent.

You guys sure are playing a stylish game!

At first, everyone thought that after the wave of talent selection, the newly entering lifestyle players, regardless of their profession choice, wouldn’t mix well among the people. But no one expected...

They would focus on the education business!

The tutoring industry is the most lucrative, who wouldn’t know?

Secure the rich and powerful; they spend lavishly on educating their children.

Especially various Divine Beings.

But unexpectedly, this player in front played an even slicker move—trying to handle Pai Daxing with child-rearing techniques meant for kids.

...

At this moment.

Within the South Celestial Gate.

Numerous Celestial Soldiers and Generals were on edge in the distance.

Even Yang Jian, covered in wounds, was dumbfounded, staring at the mortal man who subdued Demon Buu with just a few words.

"Who is that? Who brought him up here?" Yang Jian was stunned; his voice gradually turned cold.

"It was me..." a Celestial Soldier whispered, "In the audience, a mortal man suddenly claimed to have a way to handle the Sea Star and said that if it didn’t work, he could be killed. I saw that he didn’t seem to be lying, so..."

Yang Jian fell silent.

His life’s ups and downs were never as many as today.

What’s going on now?

Yet, from afar, he saw that man standing on Demon Buu, soon shouting at the South Celestial Gate.

Satan said, "Dear Immortals, sorry for the trouble. I gauged this brat to be similar to those brats I used to educate—innocent yet causing countless deaths among the Celestial Soldiers. I thought of helping with my child-pacifying methods to see if I could be of assistance."

Pai Daxing was immediately angered, "You dare say I’m a kid? I’m not a kid; I will devour you."

Satan suddenly felt a chill in his heart.

He already guessed that he couldn’t fool Pai Daxing for long.

After all, he only had a demon-level child-rearing talent and couldn’t mollify him.

"Oh, magnanimous Demon Buu, may I say a few words, a final farewell, before my demise?" Satan asked softly.

"Hmph! Of course, I’m generous. Say what you want, but once you’re done, I’ll eat you," Pai Daxing grumbled, "With your intelligence, you can’t fool me."

Satan turned around, standing before the South Celestial Gate, tears streaming down his face.

"Everyone, I have no regrets! To save the world, I dared to try; even if I fail, death is not a concern!"

"Since childhood, I’ve dreamt of becoming a great hero, an immortal in the sky, saving humankind. Sadly, lacking any cultivation talent, I became a humble mortal teacher instead."

"Yet, I have no regrets for everything happening today. Stepping once into the legendary Celestial Court has been my lifelong wish."

...

Countless Celestial Soldiers and Generals listened to this mortal’s inner monologue, each word resounding in their hearts, stirring complex emotions.

How could a mere mortal achieve this?

It’s as if the dusty, silent parts of their hearts were unveiled, long-lost shame, regret, passion, and various thoughts surged. Even as a commoner, his bravery commanded their respect.

Nonetheless, they saw Satan continuing:

"Everyone, I have one last thing to say, I come from..."

"Satan’s Youth Hobby Class!"

"Reassure parents, delight kids. One-on-one personalized guidance, resolving difficult children, helping kids win from the starting line!"

"Currently, seventeen thousand Fish Coins per tutoring hour, and various specialty teachers are available, martial arts basics, dance lessons, law essentials...feel free to register."

Poof!

The next second, Pai Daxing turned him into a sweet bean and ate him.

"So much chatter, now my ears are quiet," Pai Daxing said, cleaning his ears, "You’re not the type I can educate, wait, I’m not a kid."

...

Yang Jian couldn’t react and asked, "What was that mortal just doing? Despite stalling that guy for three minutes, it’s already impressive as a mortal."

"He seemed to be...advertising," a Celestial Soldier quietly said, "It seemed like...an advertisement for a child-rearing class, a training class!"

"He was advertising at the South Celestial Gate?"

"It looks like it. He’s the first in history."

"And he advertised right before his death?"

"Yes, it seemed he inserted an emergency ad during our perilously intense battle, and then he naturally got killed, and now it seems our battle must continue."

...

An advertisement mid-scene, excitement continues??

Yang Jian was silent for a few seconds.

Pai Daxing, however, showed no sense of discord as he removed the pillar from the South Celestial Gate, clearly indicating he returned to the battlefield, "Hmph, I’m going to beat all of you to death."