Synopsis
Ark, a budding human magician enjoying his second life in a new world full of swords and magic left his home to become an adventurer, only to be defeated on a goblin subjugation quest. Waking up in a lightless cavern, Ark's battle for survival begins with his lower half! Can he rise to the task of being the brand new freely shared husband of an entire tribe consisting of only female goblins who want nothing more than to procreate with him every waking moment? You better fuckin' believe it. For the record, this is less dark fantasy and more wacky fantasy that occasionally touches on some slow life family drama. It starts out smutty but does begin to flesh out into actual plot as the story progresses. There can be mild depictions of cruelty and gore, but, I mean, what do you expect when you're reading a web novel that has goblins?
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View All[v2] Bonus Chapter – In which it may do well to have a sizeable recap chapter regarding all the residents of Goblinhome around this point… 2025-07-31 [v2] Chapter Thirty-eight – In which Kiwi, a jack-of-all-trades goblin does her very best! 2025-07-31 [v2] Chapter Thirty-seven – In which Lumi becomes a mother goblin, and the author is not sure if Ark is now his own grandpa or not. 2025-07-31 [v2] Chapter Thirty-six – In which Ark tries to help Ebony cope with the loss of Mint, has a strange vision, and then prepares to violate Lumi. 2025-07-31 [v2] Chapter Thirty-five – In which Ark spends some peaceful days being Daddy, Kiwi comes into the world, and Mint presses the logout button. 2025-07-31 [v2] Chapter Thirty-four – In which we meet Chanterelle, a big-lazy little-lady mushroom-goblin. 2025-07-31 [v2] Chapter Thirty-three – In which Ark endeavors to keep his promises. 2025-07-31 [v2] Chapter Thirty-two – In which Magpie secretly leaves the Goblin Tribe in her ongoing quest to become an Adult Goblin. 2025-07-31 [v2] Chapter Thirty-one – In which Ark suffers a great loss at the cost of Selene Hecate awakening her gift. 2025-07-31 [v2] Chapter Thirty – In which Ark does what needs doing, Diana lays down the law, Crow gets injured, and Dara becomes a wife. 2025-07-31 [v2] Chapter Twenty-Nine – In which Ark does some drugs in order to try and clear his head and Diana makes a very human decision. 2025-07-31 [v2] Chapter Twenty-Eight – In which Ark truly regrets catching a cold. 2025-07-31 [v2] Chapter Twenty-seven – In which Ark explains the various types of love to Diana Artemis 2025-07-31 [v2] Chapter Twenty-six – In which Ark and Melon get messy in the kitchen, then invite everyone to a goblin social. 2025-07-31 [v2] Chapter Twenty-five – In which Ark does some digging, making room for guests and a new member of the tribe. 2025-07-31 [v2] Chapter Twenty-four – In which Goblinhome is visited by a friendly group of adventurers with a delivery for Ark. 2025-07-31 [v2] Chapter Twenty-three – In which Nova and Ark have a friendly, long overdue, spar. 2025-07-31 [v2] Chapter Twenty-two – In which Ark spends some time bonding with an extremely sequestered goblin. 2025-07-31 [v2] Chapter Twenty-one – In which Ark and the Great Protector talk about the past and the present. 2025-07-31 [v2] Chapter Twenty – In which a busy Ark does a few things that needed doing around Goblinhome so he can be lazy. 2025-07-31
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total 120 chapters
Chapter One – In which Ark, our main character, has his virginity taken by a thirsty goblin. 2025-07-15 Chapter Two – In which Ark gets fed and learns what his new job as their Husband is all about. 2025-07-15 Chapter Three – In which Ark gives a name to his first wife, and tells her his own name, too. 2025-07-15 Chapter Four – In which Ark complains about cleanliness and gives a creampie to the runt of the goblin tribe 2025-07-15 Chapter Five – In which Ark picks up a familiar goblin on the way to the shit-pit and brings her back to his cave-hole for a late-night quickie. 2025-07-15 Chapter Six – In which Ark does nothing productive except talk, and also show some hungry goblins that he’s a consummate gentleman. 2025-07-15 Chapter Seven – In which Ark is allowed to pick a goblin to impregnate, unknowingly beginning a chain of events that will move the plot along. 2025-07-15 Chapter Seven ~Interlude~ – In which thanks to Ark, interesting changes begin to manifest among the goblin tribe. 2025-07-15 Chapter Eight – In which Ark is let out of his room for some much needed sun, and becomes a personal trainer to a lazy goblin. 2025-07-15 Chapter Nine – In which Ark discovers that he’s about be embroiled in some serious baby mama drama, as the author…uh, God intended. 2025-07-15 Chapter Ten – In which Ark meets his goblin-in-law, names his first daughter, gets beaten up by Prima, and spends the night with Berry. 2025-07-15 Chapter Eleven – In which Ark does something monumentally stupid for the sake of his daughter, and causes no end of problems for Prima. 2025-07-15 Chapter Twelve – In which Ark meets the Great Protector and pleads his case with his life on the line. 2025-07-15 Chapter Thirteen – In which the Great Protector speaks with the goblin tribe before passing judgment on Ark. 2025-07-15 Chapter Fourteen – In which Ark is informed he is now allowed to use magic in a limited capacity to make a room for his daughter. 2025-07-15 Chapter Fifteen – In which Ark uses magic to reshape a cave-hole, and has sex with other goblins while slowly falling for Berry’s wifely charms. 2025-07-15 Chapter Sixteen – In which Ark has trouble understanding Prima’s heart as a tsundere goblin maiden who can only be honest with her body. 2025-07-15 Chapter Seventeen – In which Ark spends some time with a tomboyish goblin who loves mushrooms, especially his not-so-secret mushroom. 2025-07-15 Chapter Eighteen – In which Ark has a fun threesome with Truffle and Ivory, and learns that a certain goblin is no stranger to a good bone. 2025-07-15 Chapter Nineteen – In which Ark considers remodeling his cave-hole, and the other goblins take care of important business with each other. 2025-07-15 Chapter Twenty – In which Ark learns more about the goblin tribe, and chums the cunny waters of a certain fishy goblin. 2025-07-15 Chapter Twenty-one – In which Ark does his best to juggle all the goblins who come to see him, and his new job remodeling cave-holes. 2025-07-15 Chapter Twenty-two – In which Prima makes Ark an offer he can’t refuse, even if he is emotionally troubled by what it involved doing. 2025-07-15 Chapter Twenty-three – In which Prima is made to shoulder some of the responsibility in teaching sexual education to her sister by Ark. 2025-07-15 Chapter Twenty-four – In which Vera becomes irrevocably attached to Ark, who is the only one that thinks she is not stupid. 2025-07-15 Chapter Twenty-five – In which Ark discovers that a goblin can be taught magic, if sufficiently motivated to do so. 2025-07-15 Chapter Twenty-six – In which Ark has yet to understand that though he’s a shared husband, goblins are inherently greedy for the D. 2025-07-15 Chapter Twenty-seven – In which Ark tastes a not-so-forbidden fruit, and discovers the eternal truth: that every group of girls has a secret slut. 2025-07-15 Chapter Twenty-eight – In which Ark happily babysits Diana Artemis along with Vera, while trying to give Berry a much deserved day off. 2025-07-15 Chapter Twenty-nine – In which Ark serenades a pair of sisters, and helps Vera say good-bye to her lonely past. 2025-07-15 Chapter Thirty – In which Ark makes a few detours and shady deals in order to prepare a better future for Vera in the goblin tribe. 2025-07-15 Chapter Thirty-one – In which Ark talks about giving the breeding room a makeover, and then does some accidental demolition with Vera. 2025-07-15 Chapter Thirty-two – In which Ark gets physical with two different goblins in two different ways, and winds up pissing off Prima as usual. 2025-07-15 Chapter Thirty-three – In which Ark prepares for a late night workout with Doll, dangerously overdoes it, and needs to be rescued from himself. 2025-07-15 Chapter Thirty-four – In which Prima learns about human Love from Truffle, still refusing to be honest with her own feelings towards Ark. 2025-07-15 Chapter Thirty-five – In which Ark witnesses the live birth of a goblin, and takes good care of Lily afterwards. 2025-07-15 Chapter Thirty-six – In which Ark spends some much desired quality time with Lily and the newest additions to the goblin tribe. 2025-07-15 Chapter Thirty-seven – In which Ark remodels his cave-hole, teaches Vera some more magic, and then teaches his eldest daughter how to be kind. 2025-07-15 Chapter Thirty-eight – In which Old One makes an appearance and a clueless Ark only appears at the end for a brief moment. 2025-07-15 Chapter Thirty-nine – In which Ark has a small problem, and winds up being reunited with a former party member, for all the wrong reasons! 2025-07-15