CHAPTER 111: DISTANCE BETWEEN HIS FEET AND SANITY? ALABAMA TWIN LEVELS.

"The hell? Why do you want my dad? And my grandpa? Dude, I just told you about Aliens and Demons. And you want to meet a crack man like my dad? And my overly non racist grandpa?"

"Yes. You told me your dad offers milk, right? I want it. And something tells me that your grandpa would give everything to see a new race. But since I am generous, I don’t want him to give everything, just one thing is fine for me."

Shit. This guy is nuts. He stayed lonely for so long he forgot which side he played with.

"No." I refused.

"Why?"

"Because I don’t know where they are right now. I have been asleep for three months after the war. I don’t know anything! I am as clueless as a mouse right now who just walked towards the cheese in front of him and now has no idea why the hell he can’t move forward anymore!"

"Then why are you wasting your time with me? Ask your system about it?"

My mouth opened wide.

"I am wasting my time with you? You fucker, what did you expected me to do after seeing a ghost? If not for me living in this world for nineteen years, I would have died the moment you said what’s up, roomie."

"Fair. I take it back. But on a serious note, I sympathize with you. You joined the heroes in hopes for some girls but you got no one just like me. I feel you, pal. I totally feel you."

"I would like you not."

"Jokes aside, what now? Do you still have your powers? Where is the Supreme Man? Where is Malthus? What did he do with the world after he won the war? What will you do now? This is the most happening thing I have ever seen in a hundred and fifty years after the naked body of my landlady of course. I want to know more."

Jack came closer to my face, his french beard giving me Erect’s uncle vibes.

"Move back first." I said but I moved back myself. It’s like a man insulting another man for being punctual after coming faster than light himself.

"Alright. Alright. Let’s sit down and talk." Jack said and sat crossed legs on the floor and that’s when I saw it.

His feet weren’t touching the floor, he was hovering in the air for all this time. And he also didn’t sit crossed legs on the floor, he only crossed his legs and hovered in the air.

The distance between his feet and the floor was the same as the distance between two twins from alabama—Very less.

Now Jack looked like a proper ghost, of course, if I forget the fact that he is a literal blue hologram.

Anyway, my legs also ached by all that standing.

They were numb—like a vagina of a brothel employee—at first since I was asleep for three months but now they are getting back to become lively again. Though, I am surprised my legs ache just by standing, I never faced such a problem when I was the Hero king. My respect for the horses has increased now. Especially the female ones. Not only do they stand all day but also carry the body weight of their husband when they get horny.

Shaking my head, I also sat on the cold hard cemented floor.

Jack was hovering in front of me and my back faced the entrance of the cell.

After that, I got ready to finally have a word with the System.

[ Thank heavens. ]

Right, I forgot he can hear everything I say. I don’t even have to say Status like other MCs to open the system.

’Alright, system. You already know what to tell me. Go ahead. I am listening.’

[ Right. So you already know the Supreme Man used his divinity to send you to this prison and revived Sexis and Erect. But what did Malthus do after winning the war? And what is your job now? That’s what I am going to tell you. Are you ready for the lore dump? ]

’As ready as a horny single poor man about to subscribe to the cheapest onlyfans subscription he could find.’

[ ... Great. Then listen up, after you came here, Malthus asked the Supreme Man’s dead body about your location, but the God was dead so Malthus received no answer. Malthus then screamed in the air and said if the human king is dead then it’s good but if he is alive and ever came in front of me, he will die once more. He will eat his heart. ]

’He still hasn’t moved on from me? He should learn something from girls. How to move on from me without even getting in a relationship first.’

[ After winning the war, Malthus and his soldiers celebrated and the common populace of Moral also celebrated because all of them had bet on Malthus. They were not aware of what was going to happen to them. Their happy go lucky lives were about to be shaken just like girls shake their heads before you could even open your mouth to say something. ]

’That comment wasn’t necessary but I can’t complain because it’s true.’

[ Yeah. After Malthus won, he declared to the whole Moral that he is their new king, and instantly ordered all of them to send the money they had won from betting on him, to himself. Some people instantly refused and Malthus killed them with a flick of his fingers. The people became tense after that and Malthus threatened that if they don’t give him money then he will take the money himself by killing them all. So it was either give money and live or die and get your money taken. Malthus gave them two options. ]

’And which option did the people choose?’

[ The third one. ]

I raised my brow. ’Third option? That’s out of the syllabus. Still, what was it anyway?’

[ They ate the coins they had won and choked on them, dying. ]

Jack and I exchanged looks. Our faces asked only one question—’That’s not how choke me, daddy works!’

[ Yes. They chose dying over losing their money. They thought if they ate the money and their throat survived then they would be able to keep their money with themselves and heck, they would be able to get it back the next morning when they freshen up in the bathroom. And they were sure Malthus won’t take money from the bathroom. But alas, that didn’t happen. They died by their greed and Malthus made the same face he was making while he was fighting you—Regret for coming to Moral. ]

’So all the common people of Moral died?’

[ No. Some were smart enough to agree with Malthus’ demands so most of the people are alive. But Moral surely lost some population. ]

’I see. So this is like Covid but dumber.’

[ ...You can say that. Anyway, after Malthus successfully made people scared, he went to the castle where you used to live. ]

My heart sank. ’Did he...’

[ Yes. Malthus, after winning the war... ]

The System paused and I gulped. My grandma’s face flashed before my eyes as the system said:

[ He went straight for your family and Erect’s sister. ]