CHAPTER 112: DAD THREW MILK. MOM THREW LINGERIE. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

After Malthus defeated me—like a doctor who only learned how to start an operation and slept during the lecture of stopping it— and successfully scared the common populace of Moral, he went straight to the castle where I used to live.

My grandma and other family members also lived there including Erect’s sister so I became tense. Did Malthus hurt them? Or worse, did he see my blanket and its stains and figure out what I do at night daily?

I don’t know. I don’t know what Malthus did. I only heard the above things from the system. He would tell me further than that.

Alright, system. You got the screen time now. Use it well.

[ Are you seriously messing around after knowing a red demon invaded your house where your family members live? Don’t you love them? Are they adopted? ]

’Bro, you can’t adopt family members. And if we could, then there is no way I would have chosen the family I currently have.’

[ Fair. So do you want to listen further or some more jokes are left? ]

’No. You carry on. I won’t joke anymore. I’ll be as serious as a doctor who performed a heart transplant on a patient and then realized he didn’t have a new heart so he stuffed the same heart back inside."

[ Hah! Alright. So after Malthus invaded your castle, the first thing he did was to paint it all red from outside and inside. And you already know there is one castle for the hero king in each continent except the Gangbang and Cuckwell. So Malthus snapped his fingers and painted the existing castles red as well, and he also created two more castles in Gangbang and Cuckwell. Then, he increased the height, width of each castle. In total, now Moral has seven castles all alike. ]

’I see. So he killed my soldiers, my friends, Supreme Man and almost me, just to try out architecture?’

[ ... Well, you are not wrong. But there is more to that. ]

’There’s more? Did he try to make a football club? FC Impotents.’

[ No. After re-designing the castles, he restored the damage he did to Moral during his fight. ]

I smiled. ’That’s nice. I knew he had a heart.’

[ He restored the damage by destroying all the houses around the castles. ]

My smile died a dog’s death.

’... So you are saying Malthus restored the damage by doing more damage?’

[ ... Yes. That’s what I am saying. ]

’Heh. Amazing. It’s like fucking your best friend before he could accuse you of being gay. Just tell me the whole thing at once now.’

[ Yes. So Malthus made seven castles in total in Moral. He was still in your castle, in your room, he was sitting on your bed and his hand fell on the blanket of your bed, he felt something sticky, he smelled it, he frowned, his eyes widened, he cursed you again and burned your whole bed. ]

’Keep going.’

[ Don’t have anything to say to that, huh? Embarrassed? ]

’No. Proud.’

[ The hell? Why are you proud? ]

’Even after Malthus defeated me, my essence is still putting up a fight against him.’

[ That some perverted optimism and I am regretting my life more than ever. I wish there was a shut down option for systems too. ]

’Don’t waste time like a still developing AI. Tell me more.’

[ Sigh. Malthus burned your bed, then he snapped his fingers and instantly, all your family members and Erect’s sister arrived in front of him. They were scared but they tried to fight back. Your grand mother tried to slap Malthus, your mother threw her lingerie at him, your dad threw a bottle of his milk at Malthus, your grandpa threatened the red demon that he will fuck his mother, your aunt sent flying kisses to Malthus hoping the demon would blush and then they will run away. ]

’... I see. I really should look for someone who would be willing to adopt my parents.’

"I will do it. But only your dad and grandpa."

Of course. Jack could hear my thoughts so he instantly pre-ordered my parents.

"Not now, Jack. I am busy."

"I am just saying."

Jack went silent and I again focused on the System.

[ After all that atrocities done by your family, Erect’s sister, who was also there, cried saying he didn’t look like he was going to kill us but now you guys made sure that he kills us.What the fuck do you all think you are doing? She was the smartest of the lot but she was powerless. Malthus wiped the milk of your father from his face and his red eyes peered right in their soul. He gritted his teeth and said you all are going to regret this and then he snapped his fingers and WHISH, your family and Erect’s sister vanished. ]

’They died? Just like that? And why am I feeling kind of happy?’

[ No. I don’t think so. He won’t kill them that easily. They must be held captive somewhere. I don’t know where they are but they should be alive and in pain. Because they surely harmed Malthus mentally. And about why you are happy? It’s because you are a degenerate and you like being watched. ]

’I don’t like being watched! Well, not openly. But continue.’

[ After sending your family somewhere, he went to the castle he created on the Gangbang continent and is living there for three months. During these three months, he called the hundred percent of his army, his family on this planet. His soldiers live among the people now like Kings. The common populace of Moral, including the common Aliens, they all are suffering under Maltus’ rule.

They can’t lift their heads, they can’t raise their voice. They are forced to give fifty percent of their income to Malthus every month. They forgot to laugh, they forgot how to joke. They are suffering, Racis. Your subjects are suffering. Riley is pregnant. Her baby shouldn’t be born in such a world. Her marriage got cancelled too. Loliman and Prisoner are dead because they were one of those who swallowed the coins. You have to wake up, Racis. Moral has become North Moral now. I am afraid to mention that country’s name but you for the point. And I haven’t even told you the worst thing Malthus did. ]

I gulped. ’Worst thing? Did he start neutering men because he was jealous that if he can’t have sex then no one else would have it either.’

[ ... No. He didn’t do that. And why do all your thoughts come to the end goal of sex? Just how desperate are you? Even an alone man in a lesbian orgy has more control than you. ]

’Fine. You tell me then. What’s the worst thing Mathus did?’

The System remained silent for a while but eventually, he shared what Malthus did worst in Moral.

[ He changed the name of all the Seven Continents. ]