Chapter 39 – “What Do You Want, Husband, Calling Me Out to the Track?”

“What is it, hubby? What did you call me out to the track for?”

Meanwhile, after Guo Hua returned to the dorm, He found Ye Fei sitting on his bunk,

Having waited a long time.

“Guo Hua, you finally decided to come back.”

“I’ve been waiting forever.”

Guo Hua looked embarrassed. “Ye Fei…”

“W-What’s up?”

“Something wrong?”

Ye Fei said, “Tell me the truth. Were you the one who leaked it to my mom?”

“Ye Fei, you’ve got it wrong! I’m an honest and upright guy.”

“Do I look like someone who can’t keep his mouth shut?”

All the roommates chimed in: “You totally do!”

“Ye Fei, do you want us to hold Old Three down on the bed?”

“You can teach him a lesson.”

Guo Hua quickly begged, “No, no, no! Please!”

“Ye Fei, this really isn’t all my fault.”

“Your mom is just… like that.”

“And the worst part is—I got set up!”

Ye Fei said, “Fine, considering how badly you want to survive, I’ll let you off this time.”

“But next time? Double the punishment.”

Guo Hua cried out, “Thank you, Ye Fei! I love you! Muah!”

“Get lost.”

Ye Fei cursed with a smile.

Then he stood up and told his roommates, “He’s all yours.”

“Got it!”

The guys suddenly grinned mischievously.

Guo Hua had a bad feeling.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?! Fei-ge said to let me off!”

“Stop! Stop right now!”

“Ahhhh!!”

No one knew exactly what happened in the dorm, But all that could be heard

It was Guo Hua’s pig-slaughtering scream.

Ye Fei shook his head, laughing.

These roommates are ridiculous.

Bunch of goofballs. Not a serious one among them.

He casually messaged Zheng Wanqing: “Where are you?”

“Library. Want to come?” she replied instantly.

“Come to the track. I’m waiting.”

“I have something to tell you.”

She replied: “Okay. Be there in two minutes.”

As soon as she put her phone down, Zheng Wanqing turned to her girlfriends. “Hey, my boyfriend called me to the track.”

“I’m leaving my books and papers with you guys.”

“Don’t forget to bring them back for me.”

The girls looked at each other.

Totally speechless.

So we’re just her book carriers now?

“Wanqing is so shameless.”

“She promised to study with us all afternoon.”

“But the moment Ye Fei called, she dropped everything and ran.”

The girls grumbled jealously.

“Ah, what can you do? Having a boyfriend really is sweet.”

“If I had someone like Ye Fei, I’d probably stick to him twenty-four-seven, too.”

“Jeez, you’re drooling. Get a grip.”

“If Wanqing finds out you’re drooling over her boyfriend’s body, you’re dead.”

Zheng Wanqing left the library and walked to the track.

Step by step, She approached Ye Fei.

“Hubby, you wanted to see me?”

Ye Fei held out his hands gently. “Wifey, come sit.”

“Be careful.”

“I’m not that delicate,” she said.

“Our little baby just got conceived—it’s not that serious yet.”

She sat down next to Ye Fei, and wrapped her arms around his.

“So what’s up? Calling me out here—what’s on your mind?”

“Missed me already?”

Ye Fei said, “My parents want to meet you.”

“Huh?”

Zheng Wanqing had never met Ye Fei’s parents.

Hearing this made her super nervous.

Oh no!

Meeting the parents is a big deal, even if it’s inevitable.

Still, she couldn’t help feeling tense.

“Hubby, isn’t this too sudden? I… I’m not ready!”

“Can’t we pick another day?”

“At least let me get dolled up and buy them a gift.”

Ye Fei chuckled. “No need. My parents are chill.”

“They found out about us a few days ago and demanded I bring you home.”

“Thanks to that fat black Guo Hua, I couldn’t hide it anymore.”

“They forced me to invite you.”

“If you don’t come with me, my mom’s gonna deep-fry me in oil.”

“No way!” she said.

“Is Auntie really that fierce?”

“What if she doesn’t like me?”

“I’m really nervous, hubby.”

Ye Fei smiled. “Don’t worry. You’re my first girlfriend—they’ll absolutely love you.”

“Wait, really?!”

Ye Fei blinked. “What’s wrong?”

“I’m your first girlfriend?” Wanqing asked.

“Didn’t I tell you that before?”

“Did you?”

Wanqing couldn’t remember.

She only remembered telling Ye Fei that he was her first love.

But not the other way around.

After all, in her mind, Guys usually have a couple of past relationships.

She never expected Ye Fei would be a first-timer too… First love + both virgins… This is so pure and romantic!

Wow!

Wanqing suddenly felt really happy.

She cupped Ye Fei’s face with both hands. “Hubby, I really want to eat you up.”

Footnotes:

1. 1. 1. 1. 被套路了 (bèi tàolù le)– Got set up; fell into a trap. A slang expression meaning someone has been cleverly manipulated or tricked.

1. 1. 1. 1. 惨绝人寰的杀猪声 (cǎn jué rén huán de shā zhū shēng)– Screams worse than a pig being slaughtered. Exaggerated metaphor used to describe extremely painful or dramatic wailing.

1. 1. 1. 1. 沙雕 (shā diāo)– Internet slang for “silly” or “dumb in a funny way,” often used affectionately among friends.

1. 1. 1. 1. 屁颠屁颠 (pì diān pì diān)– Describes someone rushing eagerly, usually in a slightly comedic or sycophantic way.

1. 1. 1. 1. lsp– Internet slang, short for lao se pi (老色批), referring to a “lewd old pervert,” though sometimes used jokingly among friends to tease someone with a crush.

1. 1. 1. 1. 小宝贝才怀上没多久 (xiǎo bǎo bèi cái huái shàng méi duō jiǔ)– Refers to a pregnancy that’s just begun. Here it’s used casually to show how early in pregnancy they are, often used sweetly between couples.

1. 1. 1. 1. 把我丢锅里油炸 (bǎ wǒ diū guō lǐ yóu zhà)– Throw me into the frying pan and deep-fry me. A humorous exaggeration showing how scary the mom is.

1. 1. 1. 1. 初恋+双处 (chū liàn + shuāng chǔ)– First love + both virgins. Describes a romantic ideal of both partners being each other’s first.