Chapter 599 - 535: Don’t Ask—Ask and I’m a Miracle Doctor - I! Cleaner! - NovelsTime

I! Cleaner!

Chapter 599 - 535: Don’t Ask—Ask and I’m a Miracle Doctor

Author: I! Cleaner!
updatedAt: 2025-09-23

CHAPTER 599: CHAPTER 535: DON’T ASK—ASK AND I’M A MIRACLE DOCTOR

Shifting time a little earlier, back to one hour after the broadcast building had just been bombed.

"How are you guys doing? Can you still hold on?"

Leon glanced at the robber sister being carried on her brother’s back, her little face deathly pale and beaded with sweat. He couldn’t help but pause and frowned, saying:

"Why don’t we stop here? You can give me a general direction, and I’ll find my way ahead by myself."

"No... there’s no need..."

Upon hearing Leon’s words, the robber brother, whose complexion wasn’t great either, shook his head, pale-faced but breathing excitedly:

"We want to go! We want to see... see for ourselves... what happens to those people!"

After speaking, the crystal dust within the robber brother’s body kept struggling forward painfully, making the robber sister, who couldn’t walk due to the pain, nod her little head. Weak but full of pleasure, she said:

"I... I feel the same! As long... as I can take a look... even if... even if I die... it’s worth it!"

"..."

Forget it, suit yourselves...

Leon sighed after glancing at their excited expressions, knowing what they’d been through and didn’t dwell on persuading them further. Instead, he took out the [Plague-Infected Blood Band], preparing, and then asked:

"How is it now? About how far is it to the palace?"

"Very... close now..."

The robber sister raised her arm covered in blood spots upon hearing, then answered tremblingly:

"I am now... in extreme pain, so... there must be a particularly large hover crystal right... right ahead, just a bit further... ugh..."

With a mute grunt, several small blood mists abruptly erupted from beneath the raised arm of the robber sister.

These sparkling blood mists, once detached from her body, seemed to possess life, surging forward diagonally and swiftly crashing against the stone bricks on the ground, producing a dense patter like raindrops.

At the same time, seemingly receiving some strange signal, several foggy blood mists burst from the robber brother’s body the same way, his legs buckling as he fell with a thud.

"Alright, let’s stop here."

After catching the falling robber siblings, regarding the two who were in too much pain to move, Leon advised helplessly:

"We’re already very close to the palace. I know how to proceed from here. If we go further, the hover crystal dust within you may start bursting out bit by bit, it’s best if I assist you..."

"No... not moving..."

The robber sister was in too much pain to speak, while the physically stronger robber brother weakly shook his head, muttering through a mouthful of blood:

"We... wouldn’t have lasted long anyway, rather than... dying with hover crystal dust inside, it would be better... would be better..."

"Would be better to live another sixty years, staying alive beats dying."

Casually interjecting, Leon surveyed the surrounding environment, then lead the robber siblings to a roadside building, tossed them inside a window, and entered as well.

Approximately twenty seconds later, from another window three hundred meters ahead, two individuals covered in blood suddenly fell out, appearing as if they’d explosives strapped to them. Countless blood mists burst around them, staining the ground red, falling silently, unmoving.

Well, the blood sprays...

Surveying the gruesome scene of excessive bloodshed, Leon, who followed out from the mirror world, couldn’t help but hiss, having to wrap the [Plague-Infected Blood Band] around them, then found a relatively clean spot to sit down.

Immediately afterward, Leon’s soul emerged drenched in dog blood, rushing forward a few steps, grabbed the bewildered-looking robber siblings watching their bodies, and loudly reminded:

"Hold onto me a bit, don’t accidentally get taken by the Realm of the Dead."

After instructing, Leon stood by the roadside, holding the souls of the robber siblings, watching as the [Plague-Infected Blood Band] rapidly repaired their damaged bodies, continued instructing:

"Soon I’ll be busy, can’t watch over you. After you are revived, I’ll toss you back into the mirror.

Inside the mirror, there’s a little husky with a tuft of golden hair on its head, follow behind it on the way back to the base, wait there for me, and remember to step outside for air every three to fifty seconds returning, careful not to suffocate inside...

Did you hear me? If you heard, say something!"

"We..."

Looking up at the bloodied "Leon", the robber sister’s soul first reacted, joyfully asking:

"Are we..."

"You died, but your souls haven’t entered the Realm of the Dead, so you’re not considered dead, you can still return to life... can’t let you lead me all this way for nothing, consider this your payment."

Glancing at her body that was almost fully repaired, Leon slightly reclined, then relying on the power of the Three-Headed Canine Deity, tried dispersing the spreading death within her soul, followed by forcibly pressing the robber sister’s soul back into her body.

"Hurry! Lie down!"

After shoving the robber sister’s soul back into the body, Leon breathed heavily a couple of times, then addressed the bewildered robber brother:

"Did you remember what I said earlier? When things are settled here, if I’m still alive, I’ll find you, take you from the Crolock Kingdom.

If I’m unlucky and get killed, there’s two months’ worth of provisions left for you at the base, you and your sister should hide well, if nothing unexpected occurs, in about two months..."

"Ah!!!"

Before Leon could finish, the robber brother suddenly shivered, then exclaimed in panic:

"I... am I dead?"

"..."

You indeed died, stupidly!

Looking at the robber brother, whose reaction speed was less "slow" and more "nearly new second-hand brain unused", Leon sighed, gave up further reminders, and switched to giving a nudge behind his knees, pushing his soul back into his body.

"If confused, ask your sister, her mind works better than yours!"

"Zzz..."

Just as Leon pressed the bewildered robber brother’s soul back, worried about its tightness with the body, he pressed firmly twice, when a long-overdue sharp buzz suddenly resounded.

[Successfully resolved a special condition that could not be cured under existing medical standards, successfully activating the special silver badge "Head-off Doctor"]

[Head-off Doctor: In this world, there are no incurable diseases, regardless of how challenging the ailment, simply remove the head, treat the body first, then put the head back, and it’s considered cured]

[Equipped Effect: After removing the patient’s head, effects on their body’s treatment are substantially enhanced]

[Advancement Path: None]

[Hidden Trait (No Equip Required): Patients treated by you may experience involuntary, rhythmic muscle contractions and relaxations upon hearing your name, accompanied by skin blood vessel constriction leading to a cold sweat phenomenon where sweat doesn’t normally heat up]

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