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I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse

Chapter 108: The Ultimate Song_1

Author: Luoshen 2
updatedAt: 2025-06-23

Chapter 108: Chapter 108: The Ultimate Song_1"Ghost Infant?" Liao Yong scratched his head, "How do we have such a thing in our school?"

    Wei Shuxian’s mind worked faster, and he quickly understood, turning to you and saying, "Are you saying that the ghost infant is Liu Qing’s child?"

    "That’s right, if I’m not mistaken, Liu Qing probably got pregnant by someone. They went to a private hospital to secretly have an abortion, and because the baby died in the womb without ever seeing the world, it generated resentful Qi. That’s why it came back to find its own mother."

    "Wow, a living life, they really had the heart to do it." Upon hearing this, Wei Shuxian couldn’t help but let out a long sigh.

    Liao Yong came over with his chair and patted you on the shoulder, asking, "Old Shu, since you were there, did you help the ghost infant to pass on?"

    "I don’t have that kind of leisure time. Whoever commits the sin must face the consequences." You said with disdain, "No matter how much Liu Qing is adored as the campus beauty, she must take responsibility for her actions, even if it costs her own life."

    Seeing your serious expression, Yang Kai and the others nodded and didn’t say anything more.

    Ever since you had acquired a photographic memory, attending classes seemed like a waste of time to you.

    However, as a student, there were still some classes you had to attend, for a very simple purpose, to earn credits!

    The elective class took place during the third and fourth periods in the morning. Interestingly, all four of your dormitory roommates picked this class, the study of Shang Dynasty bronze ware.

    You arrived a bit later than usual, so as you entered the lecture theater, you found it already packed with students.

    The teacher giving the lecture was a famous professor at Jiangzhe University, as renowned as Du Xishan in the field of artifact research. Although she was beyond the age of sixty, she had a gentle personality, her way of handling things was different from ordinary people, and her lecturing efficiency was high, so many came to her class.

    "Old Shu, here!"

    Standing at the entrance of the classroom, you saw Wei Shuxian waving at you from the back row.

    Before you got close, you spotted from afar Yang Kai and some boys and girls you didn’t know, engaged in a heated debate.

    "Hey, what are they talking about?"

    You sat beside Wei Shuxian and noticed he was holding a book, not participating in their discussion.

    Wei Shuxian glanced at Yang Kai, who was vehemently arguing, and said with a smile, "They’re discussing the flaws in modern thinking. Yang believes modern people are becoming less and less pure, always tending to interpret things negatively."

    As you were speaking, Hu Meili, seated in the row below Yang Kai, spoke up in disagreement, "Yang, you’re wrong to say that. Everyone’s thinking is different. Who are you to generalize like that?"

    "Oh, you disagree?" Yang looked at Hu Meili with a teasing smile.

    Although Hu Meili was pretty, she had an outgoing personality and often hung out with boys, and with a turn of her head, she retorted, "Of course!"

    "Okay, let’s do a very simple fill-in-the-blank question."

    Saying so, Yang took out a piece of paper and wrote the following: "Zhang Wuji flipped Zhu Jiuzhen over on the table. Then he grabbed the (XX) and aimed it right at Zhu Jiuzhen’s (XXXX) and went in. ’Ah,’ the groaning attracted the nearby, dying Wu Qingying..."

    Writing this, Yang, unabashed, continued to look around at everyone with a grin, "I’d like to ask you all, what words did you think of to fill in those Xs in that instant when you read this line?"

    "How indecent!"

    "Pervert!"

    "So sleazy!"

    Several girls and boys expressed their condemnation, distancing themselves from Yang.

    Yielding in none of his confidence, Yang looked around and said with a chuckle, "Heh, the words you just used describe yourselves."

    Then, Yang rewrote the line: Zhang Wuji flipped Zhu Jiuzhen over on the table. Then he grabbed the silver needle and gently pricked Zhu Jiuzhen’s acupoint. "Ah," the groan attracted the nearby, dying Wu Qingying...

    Well, everyone was speechless.

    "Look, I’ve told you, it is your thoughts that have changed; the text itself has hardly changed at all."

    You laughed, yawned mightily, and simply laid your head on the desk to rest.

    Last night you had a very long dream, one that seemed to span a century. In that dream, you saw many unrelated images, none of which you can recall now—I t’s as if your memories suddenly have a missing fragment.

    That’s why you got up late this morning and still feel very sleepy, which is the first time this has happened since your body had been transformed.

    Growing sleepier and sleepier, you fell asleep again.

    As the class bell rang, a properly dressed old lady with a head full of white hair walked in at a leisurely pace.

    The moment she appeared, everyone immediately ceased their chatter, sat upright, and fixed their gaze forward.

    Even Yang Kai, who usually loved to crack jokes, quieted down. However, he exchanged glances with Wei Shuxian next to him, both of their gazes landing on you, who were still laying your head down, asleep on the desk.

    At that time, you were deeply engrossed in a grand dream, mumbling something with a certain intonation.

    The white-haired old lady glanced around the room and finally her gaze settled on you.

    Her hearing was good and she seemed to have heard your mumbling, although not clearly, so she turned on the classroom’s amplification system, picked up a microphone, and said to everyone, "Would any student be willing to give this microphone to our classmate who is asleep here? I’m very curious to hear what he is saying."

    The lecture hall was large, so an amplification system was a must. With the lady making such a request, the whole room was momentarily stunned, everyone turning to look at you.

    Soon, someone raised their hand—it was none other than the joker Yang Kai!

    "Teacher, I’ll do it."

    The old lady nodded, and Yang hurried over to her, took the amplifier, and then jogged to your side, placing the microphone next to your mouth.

    First, there were a few sounds of static, and then your voice was gradually amplified, along with an intonation that caused the whole room to burst into laughter:

    "Don’t wait until a thousand years later,

    When Cao Cao tells me,

    Fairy tales are all lies,

    I could never be your—Monkey Bro. Sёar?h the N??eFire.ηet website on Google to access chapters of novels early and in the highest quality.

    Monkey Bro! You are incredible, the Five Elements Mountain can’t keep you down,

    Out pops a Calabash Brother!

    Calabash Brothers, on one vine, seven gourds, unafraid of wind and rain!

    Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah ah ah, Sheriff Black Cat! Da-dang, Da-dang! Da-dang da-dang da-dang..."

    By the end, the whole room was in uproarious laughter.

    Wei Shuxian next to you had been stifling his laughter but by the end, he couldn’t hold it in anymore and finally nudged you awake.

    "Hmm?"

    You opened your eyes, looking confused, yawned, and asked, "Is class starting?"

    Another wave of laughter ensued, as these three words were also transmitted through the microphone.

    Quickly realizing the situation, you couldn’t help but glare fiercely at Yang Kai, who was grinning, and he, laughing loudly, returned the microphone.

    The old lady took the microphone and softly chuckled, "Alright, students, let’s begin our class now..."

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