Chapter 1359: Ghost, what are you looking at? - I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse - NovelsTime

I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse

Chapter 1359: Ghost, what are you looking at?

Author: Luoshen 2
updatedAt: 2025-07-03

CHAPTER 1359: CHAPTER 1359: GHOST, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

"It’s nothing." Zhao’er hugged you tightly as well and whispered to you, "It’s so nice having you here."

"You shameless humans, daring to flirt in my domain!" The Abyss Demon King actually spoke!

"Come on, you must be mistaken!" You stepped forward, deliberately flashing the blue-glowing Ming Ye sword on your shoulder, and laughed, "Brother, I’m not human."

At this moment, your courage suddenly surged.

"You..."

"What, don’t you recognize me? Even if you don’t know me, you should recognize this blade on my shoulder, right?"

"This is the Netherworld Emperor’s... sword?"

Just as you imagined, these so-called "Kings" and "Emperors" are all interconnected; since the Netherworld Emperor is the Emperor of the Netherworld, there should be some connection with the Abyss Demon King.

The special thing about this game is that all the NPCs are interconnected; they are connected and responsive to each other, just like the big human factions in the Human World.

"But you are not the Netherworld Emperor." The Abyss Demon King’s voice was both loud and deep, shaking your eardrums slightly.

"Brother, can you lower your voice a bit? Haven’t you noticed there’s a beautiful lady behind me?"

"I’ve heard that somewhere before." The Abyss Demon King suddenly said stupidly, "Oh right, back when I was hunting a human woman, that guy said the same thing. But you look a bit more handsome, haha."

Even the Abyss Demon King calls you handsome, your tail can’t help but curl up — hey, everyone wants to be a handsome guy.

But the Abyss Demon King’s next words almost made you trip: "What’s the deal with the woman behind you being a beauty? She’s ugly as hell, the one next to me is the real beauty."

You and Zhao’er casually glance over and see a BOSS by the Abyss Demon King’s side named "Abyss Demon Queen." This woman — to be precise, apart from a pair of peaks more towering than mountains in front, there’s nothing else indicating "she" is a woman.

Her looks are just too ... well, to put it simply — she’s a patchwork!

Oh well, you finally understand that the Abyss Demon King’s aesthetic is completely opposite to human aesthetics.

Seeing you sigh, Zhao’er softly giggled, "I’ve never seen you like this before; you’re really cute."

"Cute?" A man being called cute by a woman? You feel like crying but have no tears, but fortunately, it’s your own woman, so no worries, cute is cute.

"Hey, what are you doing here, you’re not going to challenge me again, right?" The Abyss Demon King imitates holding the Abyss Demon Queen, and this time he does lower his voice quite a bit.

"No, brother, I don’t have time to challenge you; I brought my wife out for a walk and at the same time to check on you, you bastard. Damn it, I just showed up and you immediately swung an axe at my wife. How should we settle this?"

You’re completely free now; you don’t care about anything while your mind is spinning, figuring out how to leave this place.

"It wasn’t intentional; it was because you killed my subordinates first that I got mad later."

"Cut the crap, we both know what kind of people we are; do you think reasoning will work with me?" You intentionally put on the Emperor’s air, although you’re unsure of the Emperor’s personality, you can vaguely capture the Emperor’s tone and attitude when speaking to the Abyss Demon King.

"This guy is still so cheeky, but really charismatic, people like him."

The one speaking is the Abyss Demon Queen in the Abyss Demon King’s arms; she doesn’t look great, but her voice is seductive.

The Abyss Demon King smacks the Abyss Demon Queen’s rear, laughing, "Just spare me, to him you’re nothing but a monster; him liking you would be weird."

"I was just saying, didn’t say it was real. Besides, that thing is so small, how can it compare to yours?" Saying this, the Abyss Demon Queen even gave the Abyss Demon King a touch there.

"That’s true, but really, it’s been so long since we did it, why not enjoy ourselves now?"

"Great! People have really missed your big thing."

Seeing the two jokesters about to undress and start "something," you quickly shout, "Hey, hey, how about a bit more decency now? There are a lot of viewers, you know, including many underage boys and girls. Are you heartless enough to ruin the future flowers of our nation?"

"Tch!"

The two Demon King-level BOSSes gave you a look, and the Abyss Demon King went on, "Just say it, what do you want?"

"Haha, I heard you killed a lot of human heroes before, you must have a lot of treasures; since keeping them is useless, why not give some to my wife as a meeting gift?"

"You’re really cheeky, smiling like the author."

"Cut the crap, are you giving it or not?"

"Like you said, I have no use keeping them, if you want them, take them." The Abyss Demon King was quite straightforward, "What do you want?"

You turn to look at Zhao’er’s gear and then look up at the Abyss Demon King, "My wife is a human wizard; do you have anything good for that?"

"Women love pretty clothes, I just happen to have one that didn’t fit me because it’s too small, so it’s useless; might as well give it to her." The Abyss Demon Queen somehow conjured a Luo Skirt shining with white brilliance.

"This... is this Fairy Luo Clothing?" You then took the Fairy Luo Clothing, turning to hand it over to Zhao’er.

"Try it on, sister." The Abyss Demon Queen giggled, "This dress can transcend the mundane, allowing mortals to enter the Immortal Realm."

Yet Zhao’er smiled and shook her head, "I can’t wear this."

"Why?" The three asked together.

"Because it’s an archer’s outfit, and I’m used to wearing coarse cloth clothes; this dress is too transparent, I feel uncomfortable wearing it." Saying this, Zhao’er’s face blushed slightly, enchanting like the clouds at dawn.

Two seconds later, the Abyss Demon King’s screams echoed in the vast palace, accompanied by the Abyss Demon Queen’s coquettish scolding: "You pervert, what are you looking at!"

You and Zhao’er couldn’t help but smile; this Abyss Demon King, despite being a Demon King-level BOSS, shows a very human side.

"Little brother, I’ve got something good for your wife; it’s an Ancient Divine Artifact, but you need to promise me one thing." The Abyss Demon King escaped the embarrassment, looking a bit more sinister.

"What’s the request?"

"Take me out for a walk when you get the chance; being stuck in this godforsaken place all the time is suffocating. If you take me out, I’ll give you this thing."

"Nah, I don’t want to die. You think I’m God? I’m just an ordinary person; if I take you out, those so-called gods will surely strike me down with thunderbolts." You instantly refused, "I’m not interested."

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