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I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse

Chapter 1479 - 1480: A Romance Belonging Only to Men

Author: Luoshen 2
updatedAt: 2025-09-11

CHAPTER 1479: CHAPTER 1480: A ROMANCE BELONGING ONLY TO MEN

At Second Heights, there are two people you absolutely can’t mess with, not because they have enormous power behind them, but simply because of their attitude towards life and people.

These two, in no particular order, are your mom and Class Teacher Zhao Lirong.

These two are always relentless once they know they’re right. However, compared to your mom, because Zhao Lirong can’t catch you doing anything wrong, her intimidation of you is almost zero.

You yawned, just about to lie down on the desk to sleep, when Xiao Feng sneaked over and whispered something in your ear. Initially, you didn’t react, but after a few words, you suddenly opened your eyes, a burst of excitement illuminating your face as you looked at Xiao Feng and asked, "Really?"

"Of course, for us nobodies, this is the most anticipated time of the year."

"Well then, I’ll join this sports meet, hehe."

At that moment, you showed the same smile as Xiao Feng, a smile that any guy could understand, everyone knows the deal.

Finally, Xiao Feng found Sports Committee Member Zhang Dabao and signed you up for three events: 100-meter dash, 400-meter relay race, and 3000-meter endurance race, all track events.

When the sports committee member saw the items you signed up for, he looked at you in surprise, then nodded at you and said sincerely, "Turns out you’re one of us."

What does it mean to be among us?

You could find out the same afternoon on the school’s 400-meter rubber track.

Sports Committee Member Zhang Dabao, under the name of pre-race training, took you and Xiao Feng to the field for training.

The three of you didn’t even bother to take off your school uniforms, running with the most ordinary sneakers, but during your run, the pace was varying, and most of the time, you were following behind some girls. Just two more days until the school sports meet, the number of students participating from the senior class isn’t many, most are freshmen and sophomores.

So, on the playground, everyone was wearing ponytails, sports t-shirts, shorts, and radiating youthful energy all over.

Thanks to the influence of the internet, most students and shut-ins have shifted their attention to online goddesses. These online goddesses usually have three common characteristics:

One, thick makeup, if you brought them in front of you and compared to the thickness of the wall paint in your house, you’d frustratingly find there’s little difference!

Two, big busts, whether enhanced or not, but in picture after picture, they show off prominently like melons, most male friends would find it difficult to resist.

Three, resembling faces, this is a very common phenomenon. As for the reason, just right-click on a few pictures of online goddesses at home and you’ll get a rough idea.

In the era of rapid internet development, these adolescence boys and girls have forgotten the purest and most genuine things of the past, like the three great romantics of teenage boys.

The so-called three great romantics of teenage boys:

First, long ponytails! As long as the boy’s sexual orientation is normal, his resistance to a girl with a smooth and lovely long ponytail is minimal.

Don’t believe it?

Well, let’s do a simple test.

For example, we’re walking down a bustling street. Ahead, three girls with beautiful backs appear. The girl on the right has long hair and a small backpack; her hair is slightly wavy, giving her a charming vibe. The girl in the middle also has long hair, but it’s dyed the most common brown, carrying a small bag in her hands. The girl on the left, having a tall figure, slender legs, wearing thin high heels, and her sleek black ponytail swings gently with each step she takes, slightly bouncing along with your gaze.

Now, make your choice, the result is obvious, it’s gotta be the long ponytail!

What? You say the curly-haired girl?

That shows you’re still a shota with a normal mother complex; small kids shouldn’t read ambiguous content.

Second, that would be girls’ long legs!

This point is beyond dispute!

Seeing those long legs cross, run, leap right in front of you, can you not be excited?

Third, the chest?

Wrong!

It’s the youthful smiling face bathed in the glow of dusk!

And the combination of these three reflects directly on the girls of the track field, whether juniors or seniors, they are the most beautiful icons of adolescence boys and the most ambiguous and lovely memories.

Of course, if you add in a smooth chest line on top of these three, then it’s a masterpiece, something that can be encountered but not sought after!

It is precisely because of these three great romantics that Xiao Feng, Zhang Dabao, and you became friends.

After running to exhaustion, the three of you sat casually by the track, using your hands to prop yourselves, watching from a 45-degree angle those pretty girls running by.

Beneath the setting sun, the track had turned golden, the girls were sprinkling sparkling sweat, moving their long jade-like legs, and in the blur, their long ponytails sway with their graceful figures, matched with those smiling faces, it’s breathtaking.

The three of you exchanged glances and together praised, "This is youth!"

At this moment, a figure caught Xiao Feng’s attention, he tapped Zhang Dabao’s shoulder, pointing to a striking figure gradually running towards their direction, saying, "Dabao, your eyesight is better than mine, help me see, who’s that junior? That figure is top-notch, I haven’t seen her before!"

Zhang Dabao looked up in the direction where Xiao Feng was pointing, as the person approached, Zhang Dabao suddenly laughed and said, "Wow, of course, her figure is great, public transport, right?"

"Oh——"

Xiao Feng nodded, then nudged you with his elbow, "Old Shu, recently the public transport and Fat Zhang from Class Three have been getting close, Fat Zhang is your brother, isn’t he?"

Fat Zhang, referred to as Zong Wangyue, everyone knows about your strong bond with Zong Wangyue.

You nodded and smiled, "Fatty and I have been buddies for over ten years; he only needs to move a finger for me to know what he means."

"You’re giving Fat Zhang so much money, and he’s spending it all on this public transport, such a shame," Zhang Dabao lamented, "If it were me, I would definitely save up those two million, earn ten thousand in interest each year, and in college, I could find a girlfriend with marriage in mind."

You laughed indifferently, "Some things you won’t know until you experience them yourself. Don’t worry, I understand Fatty’s character, he’ll pull back from the brink soon."

"Hey, the public transport is coming towards us."

Zhang Dabao said quietly, and indeed, when you looked up, you saw Chen Susu in sports attire running towards them, gradually slowing down, finally stopping in front of you three.

She said to you, "Why did you guys stop running?"

"Enjoying the scenery," you smiled naturally.

Chen Susu was first stunned, then her exquisitely beautiful face blossomed into a smile, radiant as a flower, "Who would’ve thought you also understand the three great romantics of teenage boys."

"Whoa, wait! You’re one of us... hey, hold on, you’re a girl?" Xiao Feng was dazed by Chen Susu.

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