Chapter 1589 - 1590: It’s Over, I’ll Never Get Married Now - I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse - NovelsTime

I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse

Chapter 1589 - 1590: It’s Over, I’ll Never Get Married Now

Author: Luoshen 2
updatedAt: 2025-09-22

CHAPTER 1589: CHAPTER 1590: IT’S OVER, I’LL NEVER GET MARRIED NOW

Your father is more open-minded, wrapping his arm around your mother’s shoulders, gently comforting her, "Children have their own fortunes. It’s the era of young people now. Let them handle these things themselves. They’re still young, and eventually, they’ll find a way. Besides, I think Mu Yun seems to be doing quite well; he’s not worried, so why should we fret unnecessarily?"

After hearing this, your mother raised an eyebrow and said something that made your father a bit embarrassed: "That’s true, I’m his mom, not his mother-in-law! If my son can manage to have a few more kids, I’d be thrilled."

Your father was amused by your mother’s comment and said, "That sounds just like you. Just now, I almost didn’t recognize you."

"Hey, did you turn on the electric heater?" your mother suddenly glanced at her husband.

"I did. Mu Yun hasn’t taken a shower yet, so by the time he gets back, the water should be hot enough."

"Go check if it’s enough for us to shower together."

"Huh?" After so many years of marriage, your father certainly understood what your mother was implying, "But, but Mu Yun will be back soon."

"Oh, you’re such a pighead. Don’t you know our daughter’s personality yet? She wouldn’t let Mu Yun walk back alone in the cold at night."

Your father scratched his head, "That’s true."

"Go quickly."

"Alright, alright."

Watching your father’s back, your mother smiled tenderly. For a woman, finding a man who cherishes and loves her in this lifetime is enough.

Just as your mother said, Li Qiyi kept you there. After all, the apartment she rented has three bedrooms, and the other two are always empty.

Staying at your elder sister’s place was fine, but you were a bit unaccustomed to Du Yanan’s presence.

However, Du Yanan acted as if you didn’t exist, doing things her own way at Li Qiyi’s place. What made you even more frustrated was that, despite this woman’s impeccable appearance and spirited demeanor outside, as soon as she set foot in the living room, she would collapse like a pile of mush onto the sofa. She even needed Li Qiyi to bring her pajamas to her and drag her into the room to change.

"Hey, brat, if you dare peek, I’ll kick your balls out!"

Sitting in the living room drinking your drink, you rolled your eyes and retorted firmly, "What’s so impressive about two kumquats on a stick?"

"You little brat, say that again if you dare!"

As she spoke, Du Yanan’s room door opened halfway. From your view, the first thing you saw was a vast stretch of fair, jade-like skin. Among a seemingly white world, there appeared two thin straps and two crescent-shaped sponge strips. Those scanty strips were confining two heavy, rounded masses. Due to their substantial size, the masses appeared to be fiercely squeezed out, as if they might leap out unrestrained with a slight jump.

"Yanan, hurry up and put on your clothes!"

Li Qiyi quickly dragged Du Yanan back inside and slammed the door shut with a "bang!"

Inside, Du Yanan’s delayed scream could be heard, "You, you actually dared to peek!"

You shrugged. This woman, once dressed in her police uniform with a badge, seemed sharp and capable, but now her intelligence seemed on par with the adorably silly dogs.

When Du Yanan emerged from the room in her fluffy pajamas, she found you weren’t in the living room.

"Hey? Where did that kid go?" Du Yanan asked Li Qiyi, who was beside her.

Li Qiyi knew her brother wouldn’t leave without saying goodbye. Just then, she noticed the door to the room next to the living room was slightly ajar. She told Du Yanan, "He must be showering. Little Yun has a habit of taking a shower first when he gets home."

As they were speaking, Li Qiyi saw Du Yanan heading toward the room where you were, and she couldn’t help but ask, "Yanan, what are you doing?"

Du Yanan turned her head to look at Li Qiyi and chuckled weirdly, "Hm, since that boy peeked at me earlier, I want him to experience that awkwardness too now."

Unfortunately, Du Yanan acted quickly. Before Li Qiyi could speak, she had reached the door, grabbed the handle, and pushed it open.

Li Qiyi’s voice only reached Du Yanan just then: "Don’t push the door, that’s the bathroom!"

Li Qiyi’s apartment, though having three bedrooms, two living areas, and two bathrooms, only had an en-suite in the master bedroom. Besides that, there was a common bathroom. Although you are Li Qiyi’s brother, you are, after all, a boy and would definitely use the common bathroom.

Du Yanan, having grown up in a good environment and accustomed to villa living, instinctively assumed the bathroom should be within the room. Pushing open the door should at least lead to a hallway and another door.

Initially, according to Du Yanan’s plan, she intended to stand in front of the bathroom door, teasing you verbally and then observing your embarrassment. This was her usual tactic against you because as a child, she always bullied you like this.

However, nothing was as Du Yanan imagined. The moment she pushed open the door, she was met with a flood of hot steam, carrying a fragrant aroma of shower gel. Just as she realized this, a tall figure came into view within the mist. As the mist cleared, she saw a slightly handsome yet somewhat bewildered face looking back at her.

Then, due to inertia, and that damned inertia, Du Yanan’s gaze slowly lowered.

First, she saw two muscular, rock-like pectoral muscles, with a long scar on the left chest. It looked a bit fierce, but this fierceness caused Du Yanan to glance twice as she habitually did. Further down stood six neatly arranged abs with solid lines!

Normally, Du Yanan would have screamed at this point, but she didn’t. Realizing something was off, she was about to turn and leave when a force from behind caught her collar, attempting to pull her out. As a result, her gaze dropped even lower!

And further down was—

"Ah—"

A long, prolonged scream!

She saw it, she really saw it!

Her eyes were going to go blind!

It’s over, it’s over. She’s never going to get married now!

The above were Du Yanan’s subconscious thoughts as she screamed. After the scream, you had already wrapped a towel around your waist, and while drying your hair with another towel, you emerged from the steamy bathroom.

Being seen naked didn’t bother you much. After all, from your perspective, you’re not losing any flesh over it. You feel quite confident about your assets, chuckling to yourself.

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