I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 1597 - 1598: Wo Ce Ai Wu Er
CHAPTER 1597: CHAPTER 1598: WO CE AI WU ER
Wei Bihui turned to look at Zhao Lirong standing on the platform, pointing at your seat: "Teacher, I want to switch seats with this classmate."
Upon hearing this, the whole class burst into laughter.
Your reputation is widely known at Second Heights, and your temper is famously foul and tough. Just the other day, when you played tricks on Yu Zixiao and his gang, it proved as much.
And now this new student, Wei Bihui, expects to switch seats with just a word from Zhao Lirong? Simply whimsical!
Zhao Lirong was too lazy to deal with this seemingly brainless Wei Bihui. But as a teacher and the class advisor, she had to patiently respond to this seemingly not-so-sane student: "To switch seats, you have to get the other party’s consent."
"That’s easy."
Hearing Zhao Lirong say this, Wei Bihui smiled slightly and walked briskly over to your side,
while you, who were asleep, twitched your nose and murmured to yourself: "Diva’s Gi perfume, hmm, quite tasteful."
Wei Bihui was somewhat surprised that you could immediately sniff out her perfume brand and even name the series with such clarity. But since you were a fellow enthusiast, Wei Bihui thought this would be easier to handle, so she smiled and said to you: "Hello, classmate. I’m Wei Bihui. Would you switch seats with me?"
"No."
You rejected her outright.
As expected!
This was the reaction of all the classmates.
Wei Bihui was not disheartened and continued to smile lightly at you, without having raised your face: "If I want to switch seats with you, what conditions do you have?"
You slowly raised your right hand, moving your thumb and index finger, rubbing them together.
"Oh, you want money. How much do you want?"
You held up one finger.
"Ten thousand? Okay, deal."
"No, a million."
Upon hearing such an outrageous condition, Wei Bihui didn’t even hesitate and decisively agreed: "Deal!"
Saying that, she took a delicate cardholder out of her bag, pulled out a bank card, and placed it directly on your desk: "Here’s a million. The password is the last six digits of the card number."
"Deal."
You took the card and stood up immediately.
The whole class fell silent instantly, with everyone showing expressions of disbelief, as if they were dreaming.
A seat was worth a million!
You yawned and walked directly toward Yan Zisu’s seat. Everyone in class 2 knows you don’t need to bring books to school; you’re always unconventional like that.
However, what you did next left everyone speechless.
Walking up to Yan Zisu, you said to her shy deskmate: "Hailan, how about we do a little transaction?"
Hailan was a quiet girl, not particularly remarkable in looks, but very good academically, just like Yan Zisu, usually unnoticed in a crowd.
Hearing you call her name, Hailan was a little dumbfounded, never imagining you knew her name. Hearing your words, she instinctively nodded.
"This card has a million. Take a hundred thousand for yourself, and donate the remaining nine hundred thousand to the Wen’an Earthquake Disaster Area. Then I’ll switch places with you, okay?"
Hailan nodded silently. Of course, she wouldn’t presume you were interested in her, given your well-known relationship with Yan Zisu in class 2.
Seeing this, Zhao Lirong directly covered her forehead with her hand, unable to bear watching any longer, and immediately said: "In that case, let’s rearrange the seating now, based on the exam results."
Hearing this, you smiled slightly: "It’s about time."
Upon hearing Zhao Lirong announce the seat rearrangement, you turned and walked over to Wei Bihui, who had just sat down, and tossed the bank card onto her desk.
"What do you mean by this?"
Wei Bihui looked up slightly at you, with confusion in her eyes.
A million Chinese Yuan was a small amount to Wei Bihui. Her winter handbag alone was worth twelve thousand Euro. Truly wealthy people’s worlds are beyond average people’s imagination. Unlike the nouveau riche, Wei Bihui’s family had been an eminent family since the Republic period. Her great grandfather had wisely invested in the Grand Ancestor during the outbreak of the war, becoming one of the few red capitalists then in Huaxia.
Of course, Wei Bihui wasn’t usually a spendthrift. Splurging a million on a seat was just because she cared too much about Bai Shu.
She had hopelessly fallen for Bai Shu since they met at a family gathering a year ago.
For Bai Shu, Wei Bihui gave up her former princess-like noble status. Even when Bai Shu repeatedly crushed her dignity, she did so willingly.
You shrugged and smiled: "Since the seats are to be rearranged and based on test scores, I don’t need this card anymore. Although the money could build three hope primary schools in the Southwest Mountain Area, it means nothing if it’s not mine. You capital city families with extra money for luxury goods should pay more attention to the children in need."
Wei Bihui stared blankly at you, until Xiao Feng’s chant from the left: "Old Shu, that’s bold!"
"Old Shu, mighty!"
The crowd of followers cheered in agreement.
Even Bai Shu, who was reading with his head down, seemed to be in thoughtful consideration, as if your words had touched a chord in his heart.
As Zhao Lirong said, the new seat arrangement was based on exam rankings.
Naturally, first place was Yan Zisu, without a doubt; but what surprised everyone was that you were in second place, not Liu Yaoyao.
"Li Muyun, don’t tell me you did this test paper beforehand again?" Watching you sitting in the front row, desk mate to Yan Zisu, pretending to be dead on the desk, Zhao Lirong couldn’t contain her annoyance.
You lazily picked your ear with your little finger, yawningly replied: "Practice makes perfect, teach yourself enough, and you understand it. Actually, teacher, you don’t know, while everyone is playing or sleeping, I’m secretly, no, diligently studying in the corner."
"These two phrases don’t fit together no matter what! And even if I’m a math teacher, I know that!"
"Er, whatever, love no son." You shrugged.
Zhao Lirong was utterly frustrated. When she got the class transcript this morning, she was already stunned to see you in second place, and checking the scores, you were only one point behind Yan Zisu!