I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 1601 - 1602: Because I Don’t Eat Much Ice Cream
CHAPTER 1601: CHAPTER 1602: BECAUSE I DON’T EAT MUCH ICE CREAM
XOX is one of the groups from Goryeo that has recently skyrocketed to fame. Although its influence in the Chinese entertainment circle is far inferior to that of its predecessors from Goryeo, all its members are handsome single-eyelid guys, which aligns well with the tastes of young girls, especially those in middle and high school. Therefore, this group enjoys a pretty high popularity among female students.
At this moment, Chen Susu happened to walk in from outside. Once she appeared, some girls who knew they couldn’t get tickets rushed to gather around her.
Among them, Chen Susu’s good friend Liu Yaoyao moved the fastest. Although she was slightly reduced in size, her still plump body blocked Chen Susu’s path, grabbing her hands and saying, "Susu, I know you’re capable of anything. This time you’ve got to help us."
Chen Susu was momentarily confused by Liu Yaoyao’s words, slightly tilting her head and looking at Liu Yaoyao, she asked, "What’s got you so tense?"
"I... I..."
Perhaps being too nervous made Liu Yaoyao stutter a bit in her speech. Seeing this, Chen Susu’s expression slightly changed, pulling Liu Yaoyao to the side and lowering her voice to ask, "Are you pregnant with Zongzi’s..."
"Oh my, what nonsense are you spouting!" Liu Yaoyao glared at Chen Susu indignantly.
Chen Susu laughed, "Since it’s not, then what are you nervous about?"
"This Sunday XOX is holding a massive concert in our city, and we want you to help us get a few tickets."
"XOX? What’s that?"
Upon hearing this term, Chen Susu couldn’t help but be a bit stunned. She knew that XO is famous liquor, but adding another X behind it, she didn’t understand what it was.
Once these words were spoken, the girls who initially thought Chen Susu would readily agree were a bit stunned.
Especially Liu Yaoyao, who seemed to be seeing Chen Susu for the first time: "Susu? Are you really Susu?"
"Nonsense." Chen Susu crossed her arms, replied irritably.
"Oh my God, you actually don’t know XOX?"
"Susu, you must have come from outer space. You actually don’t know XOX!"
Just as the group of girls was extremely shocked, you and Yan Zisu also walked in from outside. Seeing the road being blocked by a bunch of crazy women, you gave a low shout: "Hey! Hey! What are you doing? Make way!"
The physics class representative had spoken a few words with Yan Zisu and was pretty good at their grades. Seeing Yan Zisu, she immediately stepped up to ask: "Zisu, you know XOX, right? They’re coming to our city for a concert!"
Yan Zisu also slightly tilted her head, somewhat confused by what they were saying.
"XOX? Isn’t it just the meaning of hug and kiss?" you interjected.
"It’s not that!" Liu Yaoyao said firmly.
Seeing Liu Yaoyao’s expression, you were amused. Normally this girl seemed very shy, but when this topic was mentioned she got so excited. You laughed and said, "Then it’s a brand of foreign bathroom products, seems like it’s a brand from Europe. You can probably see it in the public restrooms in the tourist areas of Europe."
"You’re talking nonsense! You’re the public restroom!"
Liu Yaoyao was immediately furious, strongly shoved you aside, and quickly ran out.
Seeing Liu Yaoyao’s expression, you shrugged, turned to Chen Susu and asked: "Did I say something wrong?"
"It’s simply impossible to communicate with you!"
All the girls glared at you viciously, rolled their eyes, and left.
"Gosh, did I say something wrong?"
You were speechless about this, brought Yan Zisu back to your seat, and Bai Shu behind you couldn’t help but smile and say: "XOX is a group from Goryeo, whether in Goryeo or China, they have super high popularity."
"Oh, so it’s a group from Goryeo."
Bai Shu saw this and continued asking: "Do you also know Goryeo’s groups?"
"I’m not really familiar with groups, but I have watched a few Goryeo movies."
It was rare to hear you talk about this, Xiao Feng, also bored, came over and asked, "Old Shu, what Goryeo movies have you watched? Tell me about them."
You smiled slightly: "Upon careful thought, there are quite a few, among them the most impactful should be ’Frosty Flower Store’, ’Red Letter’, and ’Fool’."
Once these words were spoken, Xiao Feng immediately burst into laughter, gave you a thumbs-up and laughed without saying.
Bai Shu hadn’t heard of the first two, but Bai Shu had also watched the third one, ’Fool’, and had quite a deep impression.
"Fool is really good."
You nodded: "Yeah, Zhuo Taixian’s acting is beyond words, but I prefer He Zhiyuan; I used to follow her dramas, she’s one of the few capable actors from Goryeo."
Upon hearing this, Bai Shu’s eyes lit up, wanting to say more but hesitated and held back.
Afterward, the three continued discussing some topics related to films and TV shows, and throughout it all, Yan Zisu never said a word; she simply sat quietly, as quiet as a chair.
Sometimes, once the chat started, no one can stop, even Wei Bihui couldn’t.
Taking advantage of Liu Yaoyao’s departure, Wei Bihui took the opportunity to slip in and sat directly next to Bai Shu, asking you, who were talking about European and American blockbusters: "Hey, I’ve always had a question."
"What’s the question?"
Xiao Feng immediately inquired.
Wei Bihui gave Xiao Feng a glance, before asking Bai Shu: "Why does Lazy Sheep have a lump of poop on his head?"
Once these words were spoken, the three boys couldn’t help but pause, your mouth twitched, and you said: "Why do you think it’s a lump of poop and not ice cream?"
Wei Bihui instinctively answered: "Because I eat ice cream less often!"
The three were stunned, a thought simultaneously arose in their minds - have you eaten poop more often?
Of course, they wouldn’t say this aloud, as it would be too crushing.
Wei Bihui didn’t notice her slip of the tongue, continued participating in the three’s conversation, and as they spoke, the class bell rang, Liu Yaoyao returned to the classroom at that time.
With the students all sitting in their seats, it wasn’t long before footsteps were heard outside the hallway.
The footsteps had a rhythmic quality; if listened to carefully, one could discern a unique melody from it, and upon hearing this, your expression changed subtly.
Shortly, someone with shoulder-length hair walked in; as soon as this person appeared, the girls present immediately uttered sharp shrieks, especially the ones sitting in the front row, all held their flushed cheeks due to excessive excitement, their eyes fixed on the person entering the classroom.
At first glance, one wouldn’t be able to discern this person’s gender.
Saying he is male, yet he sports sleek shoulder-length hair; saying she is female, yet with a slightly visible yet not prominent Adam’s apple. His face was so exquisite that even the girls went crazy and screamed for it. Although Bai Shu was quite charming in this regard as well, compared to this person in front, he still lacked fire, especially with that pair of seemingly electrified eyes, merely sweeping a glance across the students in the classroom, everyone felt their heartbeat abnormal and blood boiling.