CHAPTER 1607: CHAPTER 1608: "DEMIGODS AND SEMIDEVILS" SHOULD BE RENAMED "WHERE ARE WE GOING, DAD?

The reason I say this is mainly because you’re feeling a bit of a bathroom emergency; you drank a bit too much soup earlier.

In winter, drinking too much water makes trips to the bathroom more frequent, but it’s definitely not kidney weakness.

"Captain."

Heavenly Fox suddenly looked at you seriously.

"Hm?"

"I..."

"No! Don’t! Don’t say those three words to me, I’ll be shy!" you said, turning half your body away and holding your hands out in front of you, making a move that nearly drove Heavenly Fox crazy.

Meanwhile, not far away, Liao Yong was already half-slouched over the steering wheel, laughing so hard his body was shaking.

Forcing back the urge to hit you, Heavenly Fox still spoke seriously: "I hope we will never be enemies!"

"What’s that?" you asked, giving Heavenly Fox a "shy" look and occasionally winking.

"Friends, forever friends." Heavenly Fox clenched his fists, turned, and strode toward the Maybach.

Without waiting for Liao Yong to open the door, Heavenly Fox swung it open and jumped inside, giving the dazed Liao Yong a low growl: "Go!"

Liao Yong dared not linger, saluted you, rushed into the driver’s seat, revved the engine, and the car shot out hundreds of meters away.

"Tsk tsk, little ones, trying to stroll with me, you’re still too young." Saying this, you walked a few steps with satisfaction, then, "Ow—Gonna suffocate, let’s get home quickly!"

Just as you sprint toward the neighborhood, Heavenly Fox suddenly spoke to Liao Yong from the back seat: "See if there’s a decent restaurant nearby, I need to use the bathroom."

Heavenly Fox had been frowning all the while, indicating he had been holding it in for some time.

Kidney weakness?

The next morning, bright and early, when you and Yan Zisu enter the classroom, you hear Xiao Feng, Bai Shu, and Wei Bihui chatting.

Seeing you come in, Xiao Feng quickly waves you over with a smile, "Old Shu, there you are."

"What’s up?" After Yan Zisu sits down, you walk to Bai Shu’s desk and sit yourself down on it.

"I say, Old Shu, can’t you be a bit more refined?"

Bai Shu rolls his eyes at you unpleasantly.

This eye-roll left you and Xiao Feng, standing beside you, momentarily stunned, as it couldn’t have been more charming.

One gesture, one look, almost seemed to ensnare a person’s soul.

At this, you couldn’t help but add, "I say, Little White, if you were a girl, I’m sure you’d have enough suitors to fill an entire battalion!"

"I’ve heard this a million times, and don’t sit on my desk, it’s unsightly; can’t you at least show some refinement?"

You laughed, "I’m just borrowing Second Brother’s famous saying."

"What?" everyone looked at you together.

"Refinement? Can refinement fill a belly?"

Upon hearing this, both Chen Susu and Wei Bihui laughed together, and even Yan Zisu behind them gave a slight smile, while Liu Yaoyao rolled her eyes at you, clearly feeling you were targeting her.

Bai Shu, who is observant and considerate of girls’ feelings, quickly changed the subject: "We were just discussing this year’s college entrance essay prompts; apparently, they might include questions related to classic literature."

"Classic literature? The Four Great Classical Novels?"

"Yes, like giving your perspective on the Four Classics, or your insights on them, and writing about your reflections on the social phenomena depicted within them."

You shrugged without saying a word.

"Understanding classics sounds a bit tough," Wei Bihui deliberately looked towards Bai Shu, seemingly wanting to hear his opinion.

Upon hearing Wei Bihui’s words, Xiao Feng quickly laughed and said, "Speaking of the Four Great Classics, I saw a joke the other day. Someone used four words to describe them, and it cracked me up."

"How did they describe them, tell us," said Chen Susu.

Xiao Feng glanced at Wei Bihui, and then said to everyone, "This person’s description was: strategist, save me; sister, save me; brother, save me; Wukong, save me."

"What does that mean?" obviously, Wei Bihui had neither read the Four Classics nor understood them outside of TV dramas.

"Four jokes, guess yourself," you said deliberately, exchanging a look with Xiao Feng, "If you can’t guess, let Xiao Feng give you a hint."

Wei Bihui’s academic performance isn’t ideal; though she doesn’t really have to worry about the college entrance exam, she now strives to study deliberately not to downgrade Bai Shu’s impression of her.

Upon hearing your words, Wei Bihui pondered, "I’ve watched the Red Mansion drama, ’Sister, save me’ should refer to the Red Mansion; ’Wukong, save me’ is definitely Journey to the West; but the ’strategist’ and ’brother’ are a bit confusing."

"How so?" Xiao Feng deliberately moved a little closer to Wei Bihui.

"Romance of the Three Kingdoms and Water Margin both talk about men at war, I’m not familiar..." she said, blushing and sneaking a look at Bai Shu.

Though knowing her effort might be in vain, Xiao Feng wasn’t discouraged and smiled, "Actually, Water Margin isn’t about military battles; it’s more about brotherly fraternity."

"Oh, I see, so ’brother, save me’ is talking about Water Margin?" This time Wei Bihui finally turned to look at Xiao Feng, though her gaze quickly shifted back to Bai Shu.

Seeing this, you and Chen Susu exchanged a look and sighed together.

"Besides the Journey to the West, the other three of the Four Great Classics are just so-so." Wei Bihui opened up bluntly, not avoiding anyone, "Speaking of which, I still prefer reading martial arts novels; the emotions in them are genuine and intricate, nothing pretentious."

On this, Wei Bihui wasn’t wrong, martial arts stories emphasize the carefree Jianghu spirit, resolving vendettas with a stroke.

Hearing this, Xiao Feng immediately started thinking, recalling the cold knowledge he’d crammed recently, and quickly said, "Speaking of martial arts, I’ve discovered something new recently."

"What have you discovered?" Wei Bihui, appearing to be a martial arts fan, immediately turned to Xiao Feng and no longer looked at Bai Shu, fully focused on Xiao Feng.

Seeing his move worked, Xiao Feng, though excited, spoke slowly to engage Wei Bihui: "In Demigods and Semidevils, Xiao Feng found his dad Xiao Yuanshan, Murong Fu found his dad Murong Bo, Duan Yu found his dad Duan Yanqing, and Xu Zhu found his dad Xuan Ci. Ah-Zhu, Ah-Zi, Zhong Ling, Mu Wanqing, and other girls found their dad Duan Zhengchun. In summary, I think Demigods and Semidevils should be renamed Where Are We Going, Dad? What do you all think?"