CHAPTER 1776: CHAPTER 1777: YOU DESERVE TO DIE

"When did this guy get injured?" You muttered, feeling around on Lü Bu’s hard, cold armor for quite a while before you finally touched something akin to a button on both sides of the waist. When you pressed the buttons simultaneously, you heard a "click," and the armor split in half from the middle.

You lifted the front part of the armor and immediately felt its remarkable weight and thickness.

"How does this guy fight with such heavy armor? Is his strength limitless?" You removed the top half of the armor, and when you turned around, you couldn’t help but exclaim, "This is absurd! Is this Lü Bu?"

Your surprise was understandable. When the exceptionally heavy armor was taken off, you found that Lü Bu’s robust physique was actually propped up by the armor. Lü Bu’s real body seemed quite slender, even thin. Although he was wearing clothes, his figure was significantly smaller, not nearly as majestic and tall as you remembered.

The seemingly cold and heavy armor left you puzzled. Its thickness far exceeded that of ordinary armor, and the inside was smeared with a gel layer about two or three centimeters thick, reducing the rigidity between the wearer and the armor to some extent.

Once the armor was removed, you saw Lü Bu’s body trembling continuously. Without further ado, you quickly and efficiently took off all of Lü Bu’s armor.

When you finally removed the ghost head mask from Lü Bu’s face, you could hardly believe your eyes. Before you was a delicate, soft, and beautiful face—it was undoubtedly a woman’s face!

"Who is this guy really?" you wondered if you had encountered Lü Bu’s substitute, but all signs indicated that the beautiful woman before you was the terrifying presence that had easily defeated you six times on the battlefield.

However, at this moment, you didn’t care about anything else and removed all the armor from Lü Bu’s body. When you lifted Lü Bu out of the armor, you could only feel how smooth and tender!

The cave contained some dry straw, originally a bear’s den, and although it had some odor, it was at least relatively clean.

It was only then that you realized why Lü Bu’s body was trembling and her combat effectiveness vanished—it was because her relative, ’Aunt Flo,’ had arrived.

All girls know that when Aunt Flo comes, they must avoid getting cold, or they will experience "menstrual pain." For some girls, menstrual symptoms can be even more severe than epilepsy!

With a long sigh, you dared to risk your life to remove Lü Bu’s soaked clothes. During the process, you naturally came into some contact with Lü Bu’s smooth skin, holding back strong urges several times, you "painstakingly" laid Lü Bu down on the dry straw, and by then, Lü Bu was already nude.

You even untied the binding tightly wrapped around Lü Bu’s front, and before your eyes, you saw... Seeing the gentle sway of the peaks in your sight, you slapped yourself and scolded, "This is Lü Bu, this is Lü Bu!"

Even with the clothes off, Lü Bu’s body remained curled up, trembling on the straw.

Menstrual pain is every woman’s nightmare.

It brings pain no less severe than kidney stones for men.

Clearly, Lü Bu hit the jackpot.

You, this rascal, or rather, this true gentleman, fully exhibited Liu Xiahui’s demeanor and selflessness. You sat directly on the straw, firmly hugging the trembling Lü Bu.

After removing the armor, Lü Bu emerged as a beautiful lady, her height at most only one meter seventy-something, and you held her like a fragile child.

Though you knew not why Lü Bu was disguised this way, nor what she would do once she awoke, at least you couldn’t watch her perish. For you, as a man, some things require a sense of responsibility.

Soon, sounds of horse-hooves and soldiers’ chatter came from outside the cave. You listened without care, indifferent to whether they were Gao Lan’s soldiers or Lü Bu’s men, for Lü Bu’s current state couldn’t be seen by them.

Outside the cave, you had long camouflaged your position, and it was quite secluded, they naturally couldn’t find it. Due to the moist conditions, to avoid detection, you couldn’t start a fire, so you held Lü Bu closely, letting her soft, yielding skin make contact with yours at zero distance.

With such proximity to Lü Bu, you discovered a gentle scent emanating from this woman, not fragrant but pleasantly comfortable. You relished this feeling, your body not feeling cold at all, while the warmth generated by close contact with the opposite sex made your body like a furnace, continuously emitting heat.

It was unclear how long had passed as the outside world grew completely dark, and you noticed Lü Bu’s breathing growing calm, her body no longer trembling.

At this moment, you saw the cave’s rock wall emitting a faint blue glow—not strong, but better than none.

"Hmm."

Just then, you heard Lü Bu murmur in your arms.

In this instant, all your body hair stood on end. To say you weren’t a little scared would be impossible, after all, the woman you’re holding wasn’t ordinary; even if she wasn’t Lü Bu, her strength was evident, and she surely shared some connection with Lü Bu, perhaps she was his sister?

In this moment, your mind worked fast, and within a few breaths, you came up with an unorthodox solution.

You slowed your body down, adjusted your breathing rate, closed your eyes, and pretended to sleep!

Yes, you chose to sit and pretend to sleep at this moment.

While held in your arms, Lü Bu suddenly sneezed—"Achoo!"

Perhaps slightly chilled, she shifted her curled body, tightening her grip on your neck.

At this moment, Lü Bu’s movements were extremely tender, almost entirely undressed except for a pair of trousers. Due to the cold, she hugged your neck, body leaning against you, half sitting on your legs, tightly close to you.

Lü Bu first paused, then suddenly opened her eyes wide, a surge of energy bursting forth, the powerful impact directly hitting you. You felt a sweetness at your lips, spitting out a mouthful of blood, and your body was sent flying by the intense aura, heavily colliding with the rock wall, spewing another mouthful of blood upon impact.

"Gan!"

You struggled to rise, wiping the blood from your lips, confronting the enraged Lü Bu.

"You! Damn it!"

The furious Lü Bu was enveloped by a visibly swirling airflow, emanating intense red light, her long red hair chaotically fluttering in the wind, and her murderous eyes like sharp blades, seemingly poised to slice you to pieces at any moment.