I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 1821 - 1822: I’ve Never Been a Good Person
CHAPTER 1821: CHAPTER 1822: I’VE NEVER BEEN A GOOD PERSON
"Little Liu, bring my bow!" The woman shouted fiercely. As she took the longbow handed to her, she quickly drew it open and shot a fierce arrow towards the charging tiger!
"Roar!" The tiger seemed to sense the threat and let out a roar in the woman’s direction. Just as the arrow was about to hit the tiger’s head, suddenly, a large hand emerged from the tiger’s furry back, catching the arrow with its palm alone.
The woman’s side immediately erupted in amazement. They had to know the woman’s bow was dozens of pounds heavy, and the arrow was specially crafted, weighing at least ten pounds. A shot from it could penetrate even a city wall, let alone a tiger. Yet, this terrifying strike was caught by someone!
"Heh—"
As the tiger approached, people finally noticed that lying on its back was a man. This person was dressed in tattered clothes, with disheveled hair, looking like a refugee. Of course, at this moment, no one would consider him a refugee.
No need to say more, this person is You!
You yawned and lightly patted the tiger’s head with your hand. The tiger let out a roar and gradually slowed its pace. When it came to a complete stop, the tiger was only about ten meters away from the crowd.
"Haven’t closed my eyes in six days, but managed to have a good nap on Little Hua’s back."
You stretched your waist, sitting up from the tiger’s back.
The crowd finally saw your appearance clearly. Behind the woman, Little Liu glanced at the portrait in his hand and said to the woman, "Sister Hong, he is our new master."
Not bothering with the people in front of you, you gently stroked Little Hua’s head and said with a smile, "Having you run for several hours, you’ve suffered. Next time, I’ll definitely bring a flock of poultry to reward you. Go back now, your family is probably waiting anxiously."
You forcibly brought this mountain king out; in its lair, a tigress and two tiger cubs were waiting for its return.
Little Hua seemed to understand your words and licked your hand with its tongue, then whined a few times before turning around and rapidly running along the path.
"Uh ah!"
Twisting your slightly sore neck, you only raised your head to look at the two hundred people in front of you.
With just a glance, you sighed softly without saying much, but your expression made many people feel displeased, especially the leading woman.
"What do you mean, looking down on us?"
"Sister Hong, he is our new master," Little Liu reminded immediately as he heard the woman’s voice becoming a bit loud and clearly angry.
"Shut up!" the woman retorted fiercely, then turned her gaze to you, "The people behind me were all handpicked, each one is an elite, their hands stained with the blood of enemies and comrades alike. Though we are lowly, we absolutely don’t allow you to trample our dignity lightly!"
The woman’s words seemed to strike a chord with everyone’s hearts, causing their emotions to stir slightly. All eyes were fixed on you, awaiting your response.
"Elite? Heh." You instantly vanished from everyone’s sight, and in the next moment, you were already sitting behind the woman, holding the woman in your arms.
"Oh! Such weight, excellent elasticity, hmm, hmm, indeed a top-notch one!" Your words made the surrounding men feel as if they’d fallen into an ice cave. Instead of feeling any surge of hot blood, each one scattered around, fearing to be dragged into misfortune.
"You’re courting death!"
With a crisp shout, the woman’s delicate body suddenly leaped up. Her body twisted bizarrely in the air, and a small knife was thrust into your ear canal at an extremely tricky angle!
"Ding!" Two fingers had already appeared at your ear canal, effortlessly catching the small knife while your right hand shot out like lightning, hooking around the woman’s waist and forcefully crashing her into your arms!
When the woman collided with your body, everyone heard the sound of armor breaking. Then, to everyone’s shock, in their eyes, that big sister who was more feared than a venomous snake was actually held in the arms of this strange master, forcibly having her first kiss stolen!
"Cough!" Little Liu was the first to react, hastily shouting, "Barrier, guard!"
"Hoh!" Everyone responded immediately, forming three circular defense lines of two hundred people. The inner layer even collectively stood on horseback, back-to-back, forming a human barrier that blocked the outside view.
You tasted the woman’s sweet and fragrant lips, letting the woman in your arms struggle as she might, unable to escape your bind. Soon, the woman seemed to realize something, simply relaxing, ceasing resistance, lying there like a dead fish.
"Why aren’t you struggling?" Holding the woman in your arms, at this point, her armor had been shattered by the inner strength you had recently acquired. With your current inner strength, you could only manage this extent. Underneath the woman’s armor was a fiery tight outfit, revealing two enticing white, supple curves that greatly attracted your attention.
The woman said nothing, turning her head away, refusing to look at you.
You knew nothing about these people in front of you. The reason you made a move on the woman at first sight was that you sensed something you needed in her.
Moreover, from her, you sensed the aura of your own wife. Although you still didn’t know which one of your wives this "Sister Hong" was, since she had come to you, how could you let her go?
Furthermore, Hua Tuo was an outright divine doctor, whose expertise spanned a broad scope including surgery, internal medicine, and even gynecological diseases. When teaching you the Five Elements Opera, Hua Tuo clearly stated the process of training was excruciatingly slow, and obviously, you didn’t have much time. Thus, you had to take shortcuts, which, in a sense, were similar to the "Dual Cultivation" from past martial heroes.
It was about finding five women with the Five Elements attribute, teaching them the Five Elements Opera of corresponding attributes, and conducting Dual Cultivation with them.
You were incredibly lucky; you found a woman with a wood attribute in a one-time encounter!
Even though you and this woman were meeting for the first time and you didn’t even know her name, you already considered her your woman. With luck being so favorable, plus her being your own wife, no need to worry about kneeling on a washboard when returning to the real world.
If someone beside you calls your act no different from a scoundrel’s—"Actually, I’m not a good person in the first place!" you would surely answer like this.