I have countless clones
Chapter 36
"Why don''t you be reasonable? It''s too much for me to marry you just because I hugged you and kissed you. Hugging and kissing between foreign men and women is a kind of etiquette. It''s very normal. If they are the same as you, the world will be in chaos!"
"Don''t prevaricate me with foreign affairs! Do you see the etiquette of hugging and kissing between men and women in China? Yes?"
"Of course there are... There are such rituals in some developed cities. You just haven''t seen them. I tell you, in a few years, such rituals will be promoted all over the world..."
"Don''t talk to me about these useless things. In a word, if you take advantage of me, you will be responsible! You must marry me tomorrow!"
"What if I don''t promise."
"Then I''ll sue you."
"Tell me what?"
"Sue you for insulting me..."
"OK, you can sue as you like. I''m not afraid of you."
"You play rogue, don''t you?" Tang xiaorou glared at Liu Yang: "I tell you, if a woman plays a rogue, she is much more powerful than your men. You''d better not force me. I''m really anxious. I can do anything."
"Who forced who? You forced me, but I never forced you!" Liu Yang sighed: "can we talk calmly? Don''t be angry, will you?"
"I''ve always been calm. I''m not angry with you. Instead, you look like a roar and speak so loudly!" Tang xiaorou snorted.
"Pull over."
"What are you doing?"
"Don''t ask so much. Pull over. Don''t worry. I won''t go. I just want to have a good chat with you."
"You''d better not play tricks with me."
Tang xiaorou gave a warning, then stopped the car by the side of the road, put out the fire, turned her head and looked at Liu Yang: "tell me, what do you want to tell me?"
Liu Yang first untied Tang xiaorou''s seat belt, then untied his seat belt, and then wanted to take off Tang xiaorou''s clothes.
"What are you doing!" Tang xiaorou pushed Liu Yang''s hand away and her face was full of vigilance.
"Ha ha..." Liu Yang grinned, "don''t you want to marry me? Then I''ll have a good inspection. I''m satisfied with everything. I''ll marry you."
"Inspection?" Tang xiaorou''s face sank: "what do you mean?"
"Why? Can''t you understand? I''ll explain it to you." Liu Yang said with a smile: "I have very high requirements for my wife. First, I want to be beautiful. Secondly, I can''t be less than 1.65 meters tall. You can barely meet these two standards..."
"What do you mean I can barely reach the standard? Am I not beautiful enough? I am nearly 1.7 meters tall!" Tang xiaorou snorted.
"Don''t interrupt and listen to me." Liu Yang waved his hand: "I just said two requirements, and then there are several requirements. You must fully meet the standards before I can marry you."
"You said, what else do you want?"
"The wife I want to marry in the future must have white skin and good figure, especially the chest must be large enough, so that I can feel better when I hold it in my hand at night. In addition, my legs must be long, and it''s best not to have obvious scars..."
"You are so beautiful..." Tang xiaorou''s face became ruddy. "I''m satisfied with all the requirements you said." Speaking of this, Tang xiaorou also deliberately straightened her chest. Her chest is absolutely big enough, surpassing most women.
"Words are groundless. I have to see, touch and feel it myself before I know whether what you say is true or false."
"You..."
"For example, when you are wearing clothes, I don''t know whether the skin inside your clothes is white, whether there are scars, and whether your chest is genuine. After all, now the counterfeiting technology is too superb to prevent."
"You..."
"I tell you, I like natural beauties. All parts of the body from head to foot must be pure natural. There can be no fraud, especially in the chest. Once it is fake, I can''t accept it anyway."
"You..."
"After all, it''s a major marriage event. We must be careful. We must understand thoroughly before marriage. We can get married without any problems, so as not to find some problems after marriage, hurt our feelings, and finally make a divorce. Is that the reason?"
"Fart reason!" Tang xiaorou''s eyes were angry: "after all, you still want to take advantage of me. You''re really a scum man. Hugging me doesn''t count, kissing me doesn''t count. You still want to pick me up... Do some shady things... Why are you so shameless? How can you say such a thing?"
"Is it wrong for me to say my mate selection conditions? It''s not wrong? After all, it''s a major marriage event. I should be more careful, isn''t it?"
"You..."
"Don''t feel at a disadvantage. I can take off my clothes and let you have a good look and touch from head to foot and from inside to outside..."
"Bah! I don''t want to see your body!" Tang xiaorou scolded.
"There is a well-known scholar abroad who once wrote a book on the relationship between men and women. One paragraph is like this. A man and a woman must understand more than 90% before they can consider marriage. Such a happy marriage is guaranteed. How can they understand more than 90%? The book gives several simple examples, such as If a man and a woman kiss, they can clearly know whether they have bad breath and whether there are other bad smells in their mouth. After all, no one wants to marry a person with bad breath for a lifetime? For another example, men like a certain part of a woman, but they can''t see it clearly in their clothes, so it''s best to take off their clothes and have a good look to see whether they meet their own standards. Conversely, if women have requirements for a certain part of a man and can''t see it clearly in their clothes, they should let men take off their clothes and see it clearly, Then the heart will be down-to-earth, so as not to think about it. For example, before marriage, it is best for men and women to have a super friendly relationship. Why? Because the super friendship relationship is one of the most powerful guarantees after marriage. If the super friendship relationship after marriage is not satisfied, there will be contradictions between the two sides over time, which will seriously lead to divorce... After reading this book, I have a lot of emotion in my heart. It''s really good. I suggest all men and women, Before getting married, you should read this book and study its connotation. As long as you understand the connotation in the book thoroughly and put it into action, the marriage relationship after marriage should be happy. "