CHAPTER 1048: CHAPTER 1046: YELLOW IS MY TURN TO SPRINKLE

Legion Commander En Di swept his gaze up and down Zhang Menglong.

What do you mean by a warm-up? Does he intend to confront those Legion Commanders from Universe 65? Isn’t this just a joke? A Level Six Life Form wants to fight against a Level Eight Life Form? Does he want to start a feast?

Although he can see that Zhang Menglong’s troops are indeed very formidable, and his soldiers were able to defeat Level Six Life Forms with the life level of a Level Five Peak Life Form, this isn’t unprecedented. Some genius-level individuals can indeed fight across levels.

But the gap between a Level Six Life Form and a Level Eight Life Form is as vast as the sky, Zhang Menglong is clearly engaging in a behavior that’s just handing over lives.

"Legion Commander, those Level Eight Life Forms from Universe 65 have begun gathering their troops to prepare for a breakout," Zhang Menglong’s people reported forward.

"Mr. Zhang, I think we should just let them leave. We should prioritize the mining veins, we’ve already gained enough from this encounter, settling scores can be done slowly later."

"Alright," Zhang Menglong said, anyway, their losses are already significant, besides, the only ones who had losses in this battle were Universe 34, as long as they have no objections, he doesn’t care. There’s no need to go toe-to-toe with a bunch of desperate individuals here, or the fight won’t even catch up to hot food.

"Legion Commander, they can’t break through our Comical Shield, now they’re standing at our defense line cursing."

"They curse you, can’t you just return fire?" Zhang Menglong cursed as he spoke.

"We did," the squad leader said grudgingly, "We fired two ultra-fusion weapons at them, but they cursed even harder, they have more people, we can’t outcurse them."

"Useless, our IPX-001 Legion can lose at anything but fights and cursing, follow me, we’ll take back our ground!" Zhang Menglong’s face instantly turned dark, "In front of my troops, spouting floral language? Why can’t everyone just sit down calmly and stab each other twice?"

"En Di, they..." The other Legion Commanders from Universe 34 seemed to be caught in a dilemma.

"Let’s go, follow and take a look, always be ready for combat!"

...

This is a valley in the outer battlefield, surrounded by mountains, the peak is where Zhang Menglong’s fleet is, now they’re like dumplings thrown into a pot, even with the lid on, there’s really no escape route.

"Trash from Universe 7 and Universe 34, get out quickly!"

"Relying on equipment weapons, what’s that worth? If you’re capable, kill us all, huh? If not, open your turtle shells quickly!"

"Are you all turtles with heads retracted from the two universes? Afraid to face us in battle, huh?"

Originally full of rogue-spirit, Universe 65 curses just like shrews.

Zhang Menglong taught them how to fight, taught them knowledge, taught them how to act cool, but didn’t teach them how to curse, their faces reddened one by one, but they indeed couldn’t do much to those Level Eight Life Forms.

"The Legion Commander is here! Make way quickly!"

In the crowd, a path opened up, Zhang Menglong, surrounded by a group of division commanders, walked up to them.

"Are you the Legion Commander from Universe Seven?"

"Hahaha, Level Six Life Form? How is it a hairy kid? Has his hair grown out, coming here to be a Legion Commander?"

Seeing Zhang Menglong so young, and his life level so low, those from Universe 65 were still curious about how he became a Legion Commander, but they continued to verbally batter him.

"Just these few people managed to curse you like this?" Zhang Menglong didn’t even glance at them, "Learn a little, first turn off the translator, as long as we don’t understand what they’re swearing, their output is ineffective."

"Snap!"

At the moment the translator was turned off, all they could hear was a group over there babbling in some odd tones.

For some reason, this feeling was somewhat like monkeys, no matter how much they cursed, as long as they couldn’t understand, their hearts remained unmoved and even slightly amused.

"Eh? I’m not even slightly angry now."

"Hahaha, look at their appearance, like primitive creatures."

The warriors from Universe Seven couldn’t help but point and laugh at them.

"Division Commanders, all of you come here!"

Upon Zhang Menglong’s command, everyone from the Super God Academy gathered around him.

"Watch carefully, learn well, take good notes, there will be an exam next time!"

In an astonished expression among the three Legion Commanders, Zhang Menglong pulled out a banana and waved it at those Level Eight Life Forms from Universe 65, "Lululu!"

The remaining Legion Commanders pulled out other fruits and tossed them towards those Level Eight Life Forms, then took out cameras and started clicking pictures.

"What are they doing?" En Di curiously asked.

"I’m not sure, but this behavior seems like a place in our universe’s low-level civilizations called a zoo, tourists like to tease caged animals like this."

"This... they’re too wicked, aren’t they?"

Those Level Eight Life Forms cursed in bewilderment, but they saw waves of fruits and seeds being thrown at them, and flashes constantly flickering, for some reason, an indescribable sense of humiliation arose within them.

Suddenly, they realized, surrounded by this group here, weren’t they just like animals in a zoo?

Without a single word spoken, they ignited raging fire within their hearts.

Yet, the defense system of the opponents was incredibly robust, they tried attacking for a long time but couldn’t breach this barrier of bronze and iron, and their raging fury couldn’t be released, the feeling was utterly suffocating.

"Document the whole map, start drinking!"

"Gulp gulp!" Zhang Menglong’s division commanders took out various drinks and began pouring them down.

Even Level Two Life Forms can start controlling their body cycles, and for Level Six Life Forms, this isn’t an issue at all, water would pass through their stomach and become urine in their bladder.

"Get above their heads, start to spray!"

"Damn!"

"The Legion Commander is simply not treating them as people!"

"This is too dirty, utterly despicable and shameless!"

"What are you looking at!" Zhang Menglong shouted, "Why are you dumbstruck, I’ve given you the opportunity to learn, it’s time to start practicing now!"

When Zhang Menglong’s troops saw their Legion Commander was doing this, what was there left for them to be ashamed of?

Leaving some behind to kill the ships and continue to open their shields, the remaining troops rushed to the top of the valley and began pulling down their pants.

"My urine is yellow, let me spray!"

"I’ve got diabetes, let them taste the sweetness!"

"Damn brother, you’re quite fiery, huh!"

...

The valley was only so large, besieged here; they had hardly any places to avoid.

"Thinking this stuff will disgust us?" Those Level Eight Life Forms emitted waves of heat, the urine turned into vapor before it could hit them.

"Fools, do you enjoy smelling the scent?"

"Hahahaha!"

They then realized, even though not sprayed on, there was no way Level Eight Life Forms could defy physical laws; the vapor still entered their nasal cavities.

A disgusting feeling spread through their bodies.

A billion people’s vapor, the smell was like purgatory in mortal realms.

"Trash from Universe Seven, if you’re capable, fight us, you spineless waste, you don’t deserve to be soldiers!" those warriors from Universe 65 shouted while madly hiding in their ships.

"I’m your daddy!"

"Despicable, shameless, sleazy!"

"You’ve been sprayed with urine!"

"If you’re capable, turn off your shields, I’ll shred you to pieces!"

"I’m your daddy!"

"You’ve been sprayed with urine!"

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