Chapter 123 - 116 - Huh? A Door-Opening Kill? - I'm in Honkai: Star Rail, and the Players are Going Feral Over Me! - NovelsTime

I'm in Honkai: Star Rail, and the Players are Going Feral Over Me!

Chapter 123 - 116 - Huh? A Door-Opening Kill?

Author: Aleph_0
updatedAt: 2025-09-13

The starskiff glided smoothly through the sky, following the navigation system's guidance until it slowly entered a docking port at the Divination Commission.

This half-hour starskiff journey was exceptionally smooth. There were no accidents, and no one had a meltdown. It was just that a certain slacking-off office worker had five cups of Xianren Happy Tea drunk, three pieces of her snacks eaten, and had lost four rounds of cards in a row... that was all.

"Miss Qingque... it's really okay, don't worry about it..."

March 7th gently patted the sulking Qingque's back, comforting her in a low voice.

"Wuwuwu... that last round, I totally had it! Why did I have to be so confident!"

Qingque replayed the last card game in her mind with a aggrieved expression. It must have been the Stellaron! The Stellaron interfered with her Jade Abacus's network! If the connection had been better, she definitely wouldn't have lost!

"So this is the Divination Commission. It looks so magnificent just from the outside."

Wende looked at the structure before them and said with great admiration.

"Sigh..."

Qingque sighed and put her Jade Abacus away. She glanced at the group behind her, and after confirming everyone was present, she walked to the front and began to work...

"Everyone... I will be your guide from here. But first, a word of warning: please don't wander off. Although you are the guests of Her Ladyship the Master Diviner, she really dislikes people who don't follow the rules..."

Speaking of which, Qingque seemed to think of something else and sighed helplessly again.

Seeing that everyone was obediently following behind her, Qingque nodded with satisfaction and then led them into the Divination Commission.

"I feel like Miss Qingque seems really listless," Stelle whispered to March, leaning in close as she watched their guide walk ahead with a distinct lack of enthusiasm.

"And why do you think Miss Qingque is like this?"

March shot Stelle a sidelong glance. If it weren't for her chugging four large cups of Xianren Happy Tea and completely wiping out Miss Qingque's snack cabinet, would she be like this?!

"But March, you drank a cup too, and you ate some dessert..." Stelle mumbled meekly, lowering her head and fiddling with her fingers.

"I... I was just a little hungry too, you know," March said, scratching her head, still trying to be stubborn.

"But March, you ate the most at breakfast this morning," Wende said with a smile.

"A beautiful young lady has two stomachs, and both must be filled!" March declared, puffing out her chest proudly.

"..."

Looking at March's posture, Stelle silently sized herself up... Why did it feel like certain parts of her had gotten bigger? Did Wende's massage have that effect too?

"It seems Wende's massage is quite effective. It even cured the slouch Little March got from playing games all the time," Welt remarked, hitting the nail on the head. Stelle nodded with a look of understanding.

"Tsk, you should play fewer games too. Be careful you don't get a hunchback!" March said, patting Stelle on the back and puffing her chest out as a reminder.

"But... since Wende can massage it back to normal, it shouldn't be a problem if I play on my phone sometimes, right?" Stelle said, rubbing her chin and waving a hand at March.

"Uh... what you said... makes a lot of sense..."

"Hiss..."

March was about to say something else but was drawn away by the sound of Qingque sucking in a sharp breath.

The group looked toward Qingque and saw her standing before a large door with her arms crossed, muttering something under her breath.

"Strange... why is the door locked? Why didn't anyone leave it open for me... I don't have a key either..."

Qingque was completely baffled by the locked door.

"Hmm~ let me guess... is the door broken?"

March 7th clasped her hands behind her back, leaned forward slightly, and asked Qingque in a playful voice.

"Hey! Even if the cafeteria food is bad, you can't just give our guests the cold shoulder!" Qingque yelled at the door, hands on her hips. But as expected, there was no response.

"See? I heard that! The food at the Divination Commission is terrible!" March nodded as if this was exactly what she expected, then turned to Wende.

"Why is that your focus point..." Qingque turned around and complained to March. The thought process of this Astral Express passenger was truly bizarre...

"Apologies, March's train of thought is a bit jumpy," Welt explained to Qingque, then nodded at Wende.

"Mhm, I got it."

Wende nodded in understanding and, under Qingque's puzzled gaze, walked to the large door.

"Uh... this Mr. Wende is?" Qingque asked, still unaware of Wende's function as a lockpick tool.

"Heehee, just you watch! See how amazing our Wende is!" March said, crossing her arms and looking toward Wende.

"..."

Looking at the large door before him, Wende frowned slightly. There seemed to be something behind it.

But he still placed his hand on the door.

Zzzt... zzzzt...

Arcs of electricity flashed across its surface.

Click...

As if a switch had been flipped, the tightly shut doors slowly began to open for Wende.

At the same time! A long spear swept out with the opening doors, aiming straight for Wende's waist! It was a strike meant to cut him in half!

"HOLY SHIT!!!! WATCH OUT! DAD!!!"

Seeing the door-opening kill CG! Kakaya covered her eyes with PTSD, unable to watch the impending tragedy!

[Damn! A door-opening kill! Damn! Fight!]

[Son of a bitch, it's back, it's all coming back!]

[Didn't see that coming! The plot writer is nuts, aren't they!]

[Wuwuwu, my Wende! My Wende!!!]

Zzzt... zzzzt...

Wende, with a deadpan expression, casually pushed aside the spear tip with his own fingertips. He looked at the Abomination of Abundance, which was now trembling violently from the high-voltage current, and shook his head lightly.

"Alright, we can go through."

Wende turned around and announced to the group behind him.

"Oh! Coming!"

Stelle, snapping out of it first, walked through the door. She then went behind Wende and gave the Abomination that had tried to ambush him an extra kick.

"Ptooey! You think you're worthy of ambushing Wende!"

Seeing this, March 7th also ran over to land a kick, and for good measure, spit on the twitching Abomination.

"March, don't do that. It's very unladylike," Welt reminded her, shaking his head slightly.

"Mr. Yang~ but this thing tried to ambush him!"

"Phew... so... so he's fine... IF HE'S FINE, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SHOW A CG! ARE YOU JUST LOOKING FOR TROUBLE!"

Kakaya instantly bristled, immediately launching into a stream of curses at her computer.

[Right?... Who would kill off a red-hot, popular character for no reason?]

[Isn't that right, Third Sister?]

[Isn't that right? XXXX!]

[Not even mourning for the heartbroken Kakaya for a second, the one who rushed over to laugh is...]

Sister Guoguo's SC

[Hahahahahahaha! I'm dying! Kakaya is triggered!]

"SHUT UP!!!!"

Kakaya roared at Sister Guoguo, who had come specifically to mock her. One by one, they all refused to warn her, right?! They all wanted to see her make a fool of herself, right!

"You guys are too much!" Kakaya said, aggrieved.

Sister Guoguo's SC

[So are you coming to Antarctic Bear's stream to watch the fun with me or not?]

"I'm in!"

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