I Only Care About Making Money And Not Love. I'm The Best Professional Simp!
Chapter 110 - Fortune Telling—Psychological Counseling More Suited for Domestic Babies!
Damn it!
Who is so uncivilized!
To actually install a Trojan horse in an AI!
Simply too shameless!
Lu Xing expressed his deep condemnation for this kind of shameless behavior!
Wei Qingyu's side profile was clear, and the knowledge from the books she had studied surged through her mind like a tide.
She thought for a moment, selected a sentence from the database:
"Woman, you are very unhappy?"
Lu Xing wanted to die. "I'm a man."
"Oh, sorry."
Wei Qingyu changed the subject again and asked with a serious face,
"Man, you are very unhappy?"
Lu Xing mercilessly pinched his own thigh!
Hiss.
So painful!
It's not a dream!
Oh, heavens, where has he been taken to?
"Don't pinch yourself."
Wei Qingyu's moth-like eyebrows furrowed, and she subconsciously reached out her hand.
A second before her soft, white, and slender hand reached Lu Xing's thigh.
Wei Qingyu paused, hesitating to go any further.
"Sorry."
Lu Xing slapped her hand away, rubbing his thigh while grimacing in pain. He asked with confusion.
"Did Wang Zhenzhen teach you this?"
According to the simp experience he had accumulated over the past two and a half years, Wei Qingyu generally only talked with Wang Zhenzhen in the class.
And Wang Zhenzhen's nickname in the class was—the Ancient Greek God of Extracurricular Books!
Her scope of involvement included romance novels, Tianxia magazine, Reader's Digest, Those Things in the Ming Dynasty, and so on and so forth.
The heart-wrenching and kidney-digging novels Li Dachun had read last time were borrowed from Wang Zhenzhen.
He really hadn't expected it.
One day, Wang Zhenzhen's demonic claws would also reach Wei Qingyu.
What is this?
Contaminating an AI database?
Wei Qingyu thought for a moment and explained seriously,
"Zhenzhen didn't teach me. I learned it by reading books."
Reading books?
"What kind of books are you reading?"
Lu Xing was genuinely confused.
What the hell kind of books could contaminate Wei Qingyu's database to this extent!
Wei Qingyu thought for a moment and, as if reciting a menu, said in a voice without any rhythm or inflection.
"Don't Lose at Expressing Yourself, A Compendium of Love Confessions, Has Crown Prince Lu Gone to the Crematorium to Chase His Wife Today?, Eighteen Little Tricks to Get Closer..."
"Stop!" Lu Xing suddenly interrupted Wei Qingyu.
Wei Qingyu's small face was as smooth and fine as jade, but her eyes looked at Lu Xing with a dazed expression. She tilted her head slightly and said.
"What's wrong?"
Lu Xing said seriously and sincerely,
"Can you share that Compendium of Love Confessions with me?"
Learn, there is no end to learning!
Wei Qingyu was taken aback for a moment, her heart turning sour as she said,
"Are you going to say it to Xia Yeshuang?"
Hmm?
Lu Xing was surprised at the AI's ability to make associations.
But in order to make Wei Qingyu completely give up this idea, he said matter-of-factly,
"That's right."
Wei Qingyu nodded.
"Okay."
Lu Xing was silent for a moment, then asked her,
"What's your zodiac sign?"
It must be an earth sign! Like a bot! This emotional stability is simply terrifying!
(TL: In Western astrology, Earth signs (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn) are stereotypically known for being grounded, practical, stable, logical, and sometimes emotionally reserved or unemotional.)
So worthy of him to learn from!
If Wei Qingyu were to do this job, with her emotional stability, even Lu Xing would have to retreat three paces!
Wei Qingyu thought for a moment and said,
"The one on my ID card? I should be an Aquarius."
Lu Xing was confused.
If you are, you are. If you're not, you're not.
What do you mean, "should be"?
Hu Zhongzhong, sitting in the front row, suddenly poked his head over and asked with great shock.
"Aren't you an Aquarius?"
Impossible! His ability to gather information could absolutely not be wrong!
Wei Qingyu's voice was without a ripple as she said.
"I don't know my specific birthday. My current birthday was calculated by a master fortune teller for my dad."
Huh?
Lu Xing was full of black-man-question-marks.
An AI robot like Wei Qingyu, who only believes in logic, is now saying the words "master" and "fortune telling"...
There was an indescribable sense of absurdity.
Lu Xing tried to rationalize this behavior. "Is it because your health is too weak, so they found a master to calculate if you're auspicious?"
Wei Qingyu shook her head slightly, her eyes without a ripple.
"Not for me."
"It's for my family."
Oh.
Alright.
Since it was a family matter, Lu Xing shouldn't ask any more.
Actually, fortune telling is a kind of psychological counseling that is more suited to the constitution of our country's babies.
Psychological counseling: Look on the bright side, don't think too much.
Fortune telling master: It's not your fault! That person is clashing with you!
But for a tycoon of Old Man Wei's caliber, fortune telling is not this kind of small-scale thing. They would have to go and find a real master.
But he hadn't expected that Wei Qingyu, who seemed to be quite valued by her family, couldn't even be the master of her own birthday.
After noting down this piece of information, Lu Xing closed his eyes wearily and leaned his head back against the seat.
He was too tired.
Last night, his mood had been up and down, and he hadn't slept well, his mind constantly pondering things.
The driver's driving skills were very good, no sudden braking or acceleration.
The smooth, slightly swaying bus made Lu Xing feel as comfortable as if he were in a cradle. And beside him was the fresh fragrance from Wei Qingyu, which was very pleasant. In his ears were the low voices of his classmates, endless yet not noisy or harsh.
So peaceful, like he was dead.
There were no clients here. He could relax and rest for a moment...
As the bus swayed, Lu Xing's eyelids felt as heavy as a mountain, like a falling curtain. His brain gradually fell into a deep sleep.
"Classmate Wei."
"Shh."
Hu Zhongzhong turned his head to say a few words to Wei Qingyu but was suddenly stopped by her.
Wei Qingyu's brow furrowed, looking at Hu Zhongzhong with some reproach.
Hu Zhongzhong spread his hands.
Alright!
Thanks to Lu Xing, he had been able to see Wei Qingyu show emotional fluctuations towards him twice.
The first was disgust, the other was also disgust.
Hu Zhongzhong touched his heart and suddenly found that he no longer had that feeling from before.
From the moment he had changed from calling her "Qingyu" to "Classmate Wei," he no longer had any thoughts about her.
Lu Xing was right.
His feelings for Wei Qingyu were similar to the mentality of wanting to chase the school's white moonlight and then show off triumphantly.
He didn't like Wei Qingyu. He liked the envious, jealous, and hateful gazes of others.
And this mentality would push him into the abyss of feelings, harming others and himself.
Hu Zhongzhong explained.
"I think what Master Lu said is very right. That mentality of mine is not advisable. I plan to study hard later and then go to university in the capital."
Wei Qingyu nodded.
"I wish you success in your studies."
Hu Zhongzhong let out a laugh. "We can still meet in the capital in the future. You say it as if we'll never see each other again in this lifetime."
"I'm not wrong," Wei Qingyu said calmly.
Hmm?
Hu Zhongzhong was dumbfounded.
"Not wrong about what?"
Wei Qingyu tried her best to straighten her back. Her high ponytail hung down her back, revealing her fair and slender neck.
As if she were treating a fragile object, she first carefully placed her hand between Lu Xing's head and the car window.
"I won't be going to a university in the capital."
Holy f*ck!
Hu Zhongzhong was dumbfounded. "You're staying in Haicheng for Xing-xing?"
This is too absurd!
Although Haicheng University is also a top university in the country, it's still not as good as the two universities in the capital!
Anyway, Hu Zhongzhong would not give up his future for some stupid love.
Besides, this is a one-sided love!
Damn, I woke up too fast. I've run into a pure-blooded love-struck fool!
"It's not because of Lu Xing."
Wei Qingyu's hand softly pressed against Lu Xing's forehead. Seeing that Lu Xing hadn't woken up, she quietly let out a sigh of relief.
Then Wei Qingyu gently used her strength to move Lu Xing's head towards her side, until his head was resting in the crook of her shoulder.
Wei Qingyu tried her best to relax her body, trying to make Lu Xing's pillow a little more comfortable.
Seeing this scene, Hu Zhongzhong rolled his eyes big time.
Fuck!
Even if he didn't like Wei Qingyu anymore, he had to admit that her face was really too beautiful.
And now, this flower on a high mountain willingly acting as a pillow, it really made him unable to look!
Damn it.
Master Lu, you really deserve to die!
Outside the car, the morning sun was rising, its light shining on everyone without mercy. Lu Xing frowned in his sleep.
Wei Qingyu paused for a moment, then reached out her hand to block the sunlight from Lu Xing's eyes, casting a shadow for him.
Hu Zhongzhong's eyes were about to pop out.
"And you still say you're not going to the capital because of Xing-xing?"
Wei Qingyu looked up at Hu Zhongzhong's shocked expression and explained seriously.
"I'm not lying."
After the sunlight was blocked, Lu Xing's brow smoothed out, and he subconsciously snuggled into a more comfortable place.
Wei Qingyu's ears turned red. The sunlight on her cheeks was direct and scorching. She murmured.
"I can't leave Haicheng."
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