Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me - I Only Care About Making Money And Not Love. I'm The Best Professional Simp! - NovelsTime

I Only Care About Making Money And Not Love. I'm The Best Professional Simp!

Chapter 94 - Who Will Come and Save Me

Author: 长叹一声
updatedAt: 2026-02-22

"What?!"

"The compatibility index for Gemini and Aries... is actually lower than for Gemini and Aquarius?"

What fucking bullshit!

This is simply alarmist!

After sending Zhao Yeye off, although Xia Yeshuang said on the surface that things like astrology were very childish...

After thinking for a moment, she still secretly went to the lounge, opened a webpage, and started calculating zodiac compatibility.

But.

When Xia Yeshuang saw that the compatibility index for Lu Xing and her own sign was actually lower than for Lu Xing and Wei Qingyu's...

Her defenses were broken.

Truly broken!

Thump!

Xia Yeshuang slammed her phone on the table and said with indignation and dissatisfaction.

"This is simply feudal superstition!"

She would never believe in such a childish thing!

So despicable!

A moment of silence...

Xia Yeshuang picked up her phone again.

"No, astrology doesn't work. I have to calculate our BaZi." (TL: BaZi is a much more complex Chinese astrological system based on birth date and time.)

She didn't believe it!

Could it be that there wasn't a single high compatibility index?!

...

While Xia Yeshuang was embarking on her journey as a fortune teller overnight...

Lu Xing was being a dedicated CV, working like a horse for Liu Qingqing.

Emmm.

No, that's not right.

It was Liu Qingqing who was working like a horse for him.

"So naughty. This is a punishment, you know. How are you enjoying it? Hmm?"

Lu Xing kneaded his temples, slowly reading the lines in another extremely oppressive voice.

"Kneel properly!"

Hiss—

Liu Qingqing on the other end's breathing instantly became rapid, her tone filled with eagerness and excitement. "I'm, I'm kneeling properly."

Lu Xing let out a light laugh, his indifferent voice extremely oppressive. He asked, arrogant and low.

"What should you call me, little slut?"

Hoo—

Mmm—

Hiss—

Lu Xing carefully listened to the changes in Liu Qingqing's tone and voice to deduce her state.

Sigh.

No wonder blind people's hearing is more acute.

There's no other fucking choice!

While reading the lines, Lu Xing opened his chat history with Xia Yeshuang.

He didn't know what she had sent.

She had sent eighteen messages and then recalled eighteen messages.

When a girl sends messages like this, it's a clear sign that she wants to talk but can't bring herself to do it.

At this time.

If you want the relationship to continue, then send a message.

If you don't want the relationship to continue, then just ignore it.

Clearly.

Now was Liu Qingqing's service time.

As a professional simp, abandoning a client to go find another woman is simply a heinous crime.

Therefore.

Lu Xing showed no reaction to Xia Yeshuang, watched the clock turn to twelve, while still spouting tiger and wolf words to the other end of the phone, and by the way, listening to the changes in Liu Qingqing's voice.

Busy, being busy is good.

Two-thirty in the morning.

Liu Qingqing was so tired that she couldn't muster a single bit of strength. She casually placed her phone by her ear, trying to let Lu Xing's voice reach her auditory system as quickly as possible!

"You performed well today. The money has been sent."

Liu Qingqing's voice was filled with a heavy sense of kidney deficiency. "By the way..."

(TL: "Kidney deficiency" is a traditional Chinese medicine concept often humorously linked to being drained from sexual activity.)

"Go on," Lu Xing was on standby.

After Liu Qingqing was satisfied, he usually wouldn't hang up the phone. He would chat for a few more sentences, waiting for her to calm down.

Like the aftercare time.

Emmm.

In short, the same meaning.

This was the quality of a professional simp. How could he be so heartless as to just cut off the sound?

Liu Qingqing, like a sloth, slowly turned herself over and lay on her stomach on the pillow.

Pink hair fell wantonly on her cheeks. She let out a weak laugh, cute dimples on both sides of her cheeks.

Liu Qingqing, with a cute nasal tone, drew out her voice and said coquettishly.

"Let's discuss the contract extension sometime."

After being satisfied, Liu Qingqing's voice was as if it had been filled with honey, so sweet and clear.

Extend the contract?

Lu Xing was silent for a moment, then said in a soft and low voice.

"Okay."

"I'm working on a project right now. It will probably be delivered in June. Can we discuss the contract then?"

A project?

Liu Qingqing lay on her stomach on the pillow, her pink hair covering her face. She let out a foolish laugh, her brain still in a daze, and said randomly.

"So you're a contractor."

"Just trying to make a living," Lu Xing immediately replied, not letting the client's words fall to the ground awkwardly.

Liu Qingqing was even more relieved. It seemed that the list from that time was really a common name. It had scared her so much she hadn't slept for several days.

Hmph, hmph, hmph, hmph, hmph.

So comfortable.

Liu Qingqing hummed and whimpered. Her body was refreshed, and Lu Xing's soft comfort was in her ear. She felt she could have a good sleep tonight.

Lu Xing silently listened to Liu Qingqing's whimpering and suddenly felt that it was a fucking pity this woman didn't become a voice actress.

This voice.

Simply divine!

A few minutes later.

Liu Qingqing had recovered her strength and hung up the phone.

The room was silent and quiet. Moonlight poured in, leaving a galaxy on the floor.

Liu Qingqing recovered in the darkness for a long time before her brain came back to her senses.

She flipped herself over like a pancake and lay in a star shape on the bed.

After a moment of thought.

Liu Qingqing reached out a trembling arm to her slender neck, slowly undid the clasp, and unfastened a black leather choker.

"Hoo—"

Her breathing was liberated. Liu Qingqing silently stared at the ceiling, a feeling of self-loathing suddenly rising.

"Ugh—"

She quickly rolled over, grabbed the trash can, and dry-heaved continuously, but couldn't vomit anything.

Thump!

Liu Qingqing fell heavily to the floor. She seemed to not feel the pain in her body at all, just stared blankly at the sky outside the window.

The moon hung high, and the stars shone brightly.

A ray of moonlight shone on her sweet and charming face, the beauty mark at the corner of her eye particularly beautiful.

Liu Qingqing let out a light laugh.

"So disgusting."

Like an uncivilized animal, controlled by desire.

So disgusting.

Liu Qingqing's sweet eyes were now filled with a blankness and despair.

"When will these days ever end..."

Will someone come and save her?

...

On the other side

Lu Xing looked at the new message from Xia Yeshuang and fell into deep thought.

【AAA Xia Yeshuang 18-year-old Easily Triggered】: What's your MBTI?

Lu Xing scratched his head.

"Has Little Goldie changed her profession to a fortune teller?"

...

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