CHAPTER 55: CHAPTER 54: BROTHER WEI, YOU HAVE A NOSEBLEED.

Wei Yuan didn’t understand what Xun Xian meant. Why did she say Yuchi likes to be passive?

From her understanding, Yuchi is the most handsome and brave young man in the world. How could he be associated with being passive?

Impossible.

Yuchi would definitely be moved to tears hearing this. Yuan’Er really understands me.

Xun Xian certainly wouldn’t think so.

Her words were certain, her expression vivid, she looked full of mysterious secrets.

"Well, that’s my guess!"

"Although it’s a guess, I’m basically fifty percent sure!"

"It all started a few days ago. He went to Lamp Flower Tower one night, did you know that?"

Xun Xian leaned toward Wei Yuan, speaking softly.

"I know. It seems like he had an appointment with the Zhangsun family’s eldest daughter?" Wei Yuan nodded woodenly, her red lips warm.

She wasn’t a petty woman. For business, she was willing for Yuchi to go.

And apparently, nothing happened.

Everything was quite harmonious.

"Uh-huh, and then I’m going to speak more directly, don’t mind me." Xun Xian was about to start her performance.

"Sister Xun, please go ahead."

Wei Yuan answered softly.

With a wry smile, she secretly speculated, "But Sister Xun has always been very direct with her words!"

Say any more, one might be punished by heaven and earth.

"Honestly, Changsun Mei is quite a beautiful woman, you can even see some nobility in her eyes."

"So normally, when a man and a woman are in a room together, drinking, the man usually wants to get the woman drunk."

"The ultimate goal is always to proceed to intimacy."

"But what about Yuchi?"

"He’s quite the opposite. Changsun Mei was perfectly fine, but he ended up drunk as a skunk, and I carried him back!"

"So would you say he’s strange or not?"

"Doesn’t this mean he likes being passive and being teased by Changsun Mei?"

Xun Xian came over to Wei Yuan’s side, lightly wiping a piece of tea leaf from her mouth with her greasy fingers.

Lips and hands connected.

Wei Yuan, extremely shy, said, "Perhaps Brother Wei has his own thoughts? He’s not an impulsive person."

"Who knows?" Xun Xian laughed.

Are you trying to say, "The clever hunter often appears in the form of a harmless prey?"

How could that be?

Xun Xian said matter-of-factly, "So if you’re interested in Yuchi, then just charge forward."

"Otherwise, sister can find you a rope and a leather whip."

"Tie up Yuchi, whip him hard, and surely he’ll like you a lot."

Wow!

Wei Yuan’s eyes widened like clear springs, full of disbelief.

Just thinking about holding a whip and then whipping Yuchi made her heart leap into her throat!

No way!

Absolutely not!

This kind of thing absolutely cannot be done!

How could she whip Brother Wei with a whip? If word got out, how could she live with herself?

Can’t do it!

"Well, you can’t blame me, this is just because you’re not assertive enough."

"I told you, Yuchi likes to be passive."

"But you behave all passive like a little girl. How could you win him over?"

Xun Xian picked up the pig’s trotter from the stone table, gnawing at it while looking at the shy Wei Yuan with a bit of disdain.

"Such a timid person." She mumbled.

"Sister Xun!"

"This is how a normal girl would behave, isn’t it?"

Taking a sip from her teacup, Wei Yuan said with a wry smile, "You absolutely must not tell Brother Wei, I would die on the spot."

Not to mention if others saw it, that would be social death on the spot.

"Look at how timid you are."

"Alright, alright."

"I’ll listen to you, okay?"

Two girls, about six or seven years apart, were chatting in the courtyard.

In the end, Xun Xian couldn’t convince Wei Yuan to offer herself.

No way.

This young girl’s face was still too thin.

And Xun Xian understood that for Wei Yuan at the moment, she wouldn’t expect much.

Not worrying about her safety and being able to help behind Yuchi was the best choice.

Xun Xian didn’t know how to criticize Wei Yuan for being so easily satisfied.

If she and Wei Yuan switched bodies, Yuchi definitely wouldn’t be walking on the ground right now, but hanging from a tree.

Doesn’t matter if he likes being passive or not, just whip him first.

Who knows, he might enjoy it.

...

Wei Yuchi was already back in the bedroom. The Wei Family had an abundance of clothes.

Cross-dressing enthusiast, thrilled!

Before coming back, I also checked the weather.

The weather is alright, autumn is coming, but it’s not cold. I’m wearing just a single shirt with a hemp robe.

I shouldn’t catch a cold, but I kept feeling an itch in my nose and sneezed several times.

Could it be that I’m too kind, and was blessed by someone?

Could be.

I’ve been blessed.

In the bedroom, when Wei Qingzhu saw Yuchi walk in, she immediately came up and without saying a word, knelt down to pay her respects.

Yuchi was startled.

Is this the etiquette of the Fourth Continent?

It’s fine in private, but if others see it, my persona might crumble.

Can’t do it.

Putting clothes on the table, Yuchi supported Wei Qingzhu’s delicate shoulders with both hands, "Qingzhu, there’s no problem with you being by my side."

"But you shouldn’t kneel for me so easily in the future."

"I’m still young; doing that is shortening my lifespan."

Honestly, it’s a mutual attraction.

Everyone can spar together, trying more variations is fine.

In times of joy, there’s no need to worry too much, but in normal times, there’s no need to kneel directly.

Wei Qingzhu stood up curiously, nodding obediently.

She couldn’t understand why Yuchi was so resistant. Could it be that she was too ugly?

Should I leave?

No, many have pursued me before; it can’t be that.

Could it be as I thought, that Brother Yu actually likes men?

It’s not impossible; it just feels a bit hurtful to think of.

Am I really that lacking in charm?

Yuchi squinted his eyes, "Your eyes are a bit off, what are you thinking?"

Wei Qingzhu shook her head like a rattle drum.

"Mmm, put on the clothes," Yuchi said, "Then I’ll briefly tell you about some things in the town, especially a woman to be wary of..."

As Yuchi spoke, his eyes went wide.

Oh, my sister!

I’m still here!

Don’t just start changing clothes like that.

I’m still here!

Closing his eyes and reopening them, the shine in his eyes was sharp.

Yuchi calmly looked at the other with an artistic attitude.

He knew it was crucial not to show any distraction at this moment!

Also, how could he take advantage of someone in a vulnerable state?

Let’s be reasonable.

If not for this girl’s misfortune, he probably wouldn’t match her at all.

So, as an upright gentleman, I can’t bully someone now.

What one sees are mere illusions.

What the nose detects is even fainter smoke.

Bodhi has no tree, the mirror is not a stand.

Originally there is nothing, so where does dust alight!

Amitabha.

Well said, well said.

"Brother Yu, you’re having a nosebleed."

Wei Qingzhu had changed.

The young man in a black brocade outfit before her had a nosebleed, and you could hear the sound of it launching.

"It’s nothing serious, just broke through in cultivation recently, my body hasn’t fully calmed," Yuchi said seriously while wiping his mouth and nose.

"Mmm."

Wei Qingzhu nodded, lightly tapping the ground with her toes, spinning elegantly.

With fierce and large eyes, she spoke excitedly, "Brother Yu, Qingzhu has changed and can go out for revenge now..."

Yuchi’s eyes widened.

Wei Qingzhu quickly corrected herself.

"No."

"I mean I can follow Brother Yu’s guidance now."

That’s more like it.

Yuchi stood in the bedroom studying her.

Wei Qingzhu was about the same height as Wei Yuan, wearing the Wei Mansion’s azure dress.

Her features were like a painting, graceful, with rosy cheeks, incredibly beautiful.

Upon closer inspection, her eyes, adorned with a tear mole, held a calmness of someone born to high status.

Estimating that she was once the offspring of a significant figure.

Adding in her eighth-grade Spirit Root Talent, she truly seemed a girl nurtured by both heaven and earth.

Taking a deep breath.

Yuchi assumed a senior’s demeanor.

"My story is vast, take it in gradually."

"You might need to understand a principle, that is... among the masses, there are bad people."