Chapter 1669 - 1689: Robbing Ships, Robbing Beauty - Invisible Security Guard - NovelsTime

Invisible Security Guard

Chapter 1669 - 1689: Robbing Ships, Robbing Beauty

Author: Peach Has Sold Out
updatedAt: 2025-09-10

CHAPTER 1669: CHAPTER 1689: ROBBING SHIPS, ROBBING BEAUTY

No one expected that Jordan Webb would not only refuse to kneel before the Emperor’s decree but also defiantly speak such outrageous words, claiming something about a bad leg and calling someone a dead eunuch. His words were brazen and disrespectful, bordering on treason, as if he was hinting at rebellion!

Princess was immensely surprised when Yusuf Zuck did not kneel, but after hearing the words of Yusuf, she calmed down and even smiled. She genuinely wanted to see what kind of abilities Jordan Webb truly had.

She had always thought that Jordan was somewhat mysterious, but as for his true capabilities, that she did not know.

Therefore, today, at this scene of reading the Emperor’s decree, if Jordan Webb did not kneel, there would inevitably be someone to cast him down.

And indeed, just as everyone was stunned and thunderstruck by Yusuf Zuck’s words, the elderly eunuch Tao suddenly opened his eyes. He was among those referred to as dead eunuchs by Yusuf, so aside from Doug Shepherd, all the eunuchs present were utterly furious!

"Break...break...break his legs!" Little Keko’s lips trembled with rage. At the same time, he was shocked by the immense courage of Jordan Webb. Was this courage given by the Princess?

Old Tao did not make a direct move but moved his lips slightly and said, "Let him finish reading the decree, and then I’ll deal with it, to avoid making the effort twice over!"

"The Emperor’s decree!" Little Keko immediately began reading: "Now, considering Webb Clan’s Jordan Webb who loyally defends the Princess, he is thus granted the position of serving by the Princess’s side. However, due to gender separation, to vindicate rumors, he is appointed to a deputy eunuch position. The decree is issued, and the punishment must take place immediately!"

"Uh..."

"Uh..."

Upon hearing the decree, many were stunned. This was to castrate Jordan Webb, turning him into a eunuch.

’Swish~’ Just as the Princess found it quite amusing, old Tao suddenly took a step forward.

Here, on this divine ship, old Tao had the highest cultivation level. He was an elderly eunuch from the palace’s Domestic Affairs Office, specializing in castration. It was said he used to serve the King, so when he merely took a step forward, the massive ship vibrated slightly. The next moment, except for the Princess, everyone else was suddenly frozen in place.

Old Tao, this eunuch, was equivalent to a Dao Ancestor level, immensely powerful; here, no one was a match for him.

As he took a step forward, a razor appeared in his hand, similar in size to Yusuf Zuck’s razor, and he walked step by step towards Yusuf Zuck.

He was neither hurried nor did he act like he was seizing a pig.

For old Tao, castrating others had become an art. When he castrated you, he could make it hurt, or he could make it not hurt, or even make you unaware while he completed the task.

Here, he was the strongest, wishing to display himself publicly. Kamption is often looked down upon, yet at this moment, he garnered all attention.

Yusuf Zuck also could not move. The Dao Ancestor’s realm was incomparably strong; once deployed, heaven and earth ceased their operations, and time halted!

However, he was Yusuf Zuck, also known as the Old Demon Zuck. Although his cultivation realm had not returned to its peak, he had been a Dao Ancestor before, and even before becoming one, he had slain many of them.

So, although his body could not move, his thoughts remained active, and his Spirit Tablet was clear.

Of course, he knew that he was not a match for a Dao Ancestor-level opponent now, at least not while he was immobile, so he didn’t even have the ability to wield the Epoch Etching Blade!

However, he was waiting for an opportunity or rather an opening. If given a chance, just one chance, he could kill even a Dao Ancestor!

As for the other side wanting to cut off his manhood? Let it be, if it could be done, that meant the blade was quick enough!

"Whoo~" A few steps later, old Tao walked up to Yusuf Zuck, by now only the Princess could turn around. She watched with curiosity, even glancing at Yusuf’s crotch once.

Without any reservations, she wanted to see old Tao’s execution method.

Old Tao was very old, his face full of wrinkles and age spots. His little eyes weren’t big, but they were dead fish eyes, looking senile and cataract-ridden.

"It’s been so many years since I’ve seen such a pompous young man like you!" old Tao said faintly. "Not regarding the King, not regarding the Emperor’s decree, not regarding others; there used to be many people like you back in those days who wanted to overthrow the King, but they long have turned to dust!"

"You are lucky because you are not dead yet, but soon you will suffer greatly, and this memory will become a nightmare you’ll never shake off."

"Rise!"

With a ’swish,’ he suddenly grabbed Yusuf Zuck’s head, and when he forcefully tossed it, Yusuf found himself suspended in the air in the shape of a big X.

At this moment, old Tao smiled faintly and extended a finger: "Shatter!"

With a ’boom~’ sound, all of Yusuf Zuck’s clothes instantly exploded, leaving him completely bare!

However, the moment Yusuf’s clothes exploded, a sudden white glow emerged from his discarded clothes, accompanied by a meowing sound!

This meow carried a sharp screech; it was the loudest little White had ever called out, and many of lower cultivation even bled from their ears!

And it was because of this meow that old Tao, within the storm, suddenly froze.

When old Tao froze, his realm instantly dissipated.

"Old bastard, you still can’t kill me!" Yusuf Zuck was waiting for this opportunity, waiting for the chance to move even the slightest!

So, while old Tao was dazed, or rather, while he was confused by little White’s screech, Yusuf Zuck flipped from his X position and slashed down with a powerful strike.

The cutter in his hand made a big round swing, chopping down from top to bottom!

When Yusuf slashed, old Tao snapped out of it and stared intently at little White.

But he didn’t take Yusuf Zuck seriously, not even sparing a glance, only raised his arm, using his own blade to block Yusuf’s.

"Chaos Species, Yin-Yang Cat, there’s actually a Yin-Yang Cat, haha, Great King, the Yin-Yang Cat you have been seeking has appeared!" Old Tao laughed heartily; this Yin-Yang Cat was incredibly important, something their Great King had been searching for all along.

He just didn’t expect the Yin-Yang Cat to appear here!

With a ’crack,’ just as old Tao was laughing wildly, the Epoch Etching Blade collided with his eunuch blade, which was also a Magic Treasure, a gift personally bestowed by the King, absurdly strong!

However, at that instant, his eunuch blade issued a ’crack’ sound, and in the next moment, shattered with a resounding bang!

Old Tao was greatly shocked, and he quickly looked up at the looming Epoch Etching Blade!

"Kid, you court death!" He still didn’t move; for someone at his high level, dodging would be a joke in the palace, so as he snarled with ferocity, his full-bodied defense flared up intensely.

As if a layer of a shield enveloped him!

Yet, at this moment, Yusuf Zuck’s Epoch Etching Blade descended rapidly.

’Swish~’

Old Tao’s defense didn’t break but seemed to have a mark imprinted upon it, just a mark, running from top to bottom, head to toe!

Time froze at that moment, and sound ceased at that moment. As Yusuf landed, he swept with his long arms, swiftly donning a robe, and shouted, "Doug Shepherd, little White, time to work, rob, rob the ship, rob the princess!"

He spoke like a madman, babbling nonsense, and everyone stared at him in a daze, repeatedly glancing at old Tao, for they could not comprehend, why, after Old Tao completed his defense, did he not move?

Only a second or two after that moment, when no one understood what took place, suddenly: "Puff~ szz~ puff szz~"...

Old Tao’s forehead, neck, and chest began to crack, and then blood started spewing out...

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