Tang Sanzang tilted his head and looked at him, "What''s up?"

    Huanxi Buddha slightly smiled, stood up and slowly walked over, "Are you Tang Sanzang?"

    Tang Sanzang lifted his chin and squinted his eyes, his face full of wariness.

    After confirming Tang Sanzang''s identity, Huanxi Buddha''s smile grew even brighter, rubbing his hands together he said, "Hehe... I''ve heard about you. The Buddha asked you to follow Ci Hang and learn their bullshit post-natal etiquettes, right?"

    Tang Sanzang nodded.

    Huanxi Buddha laughed, "What can you learn from Ci Hang and his bunch? Deep down, they aren''t the playful types at all—they understand shit about post-natal etiquettes."

    Tang Sanzang countered, "They don''t know, you know?"

    Huanxi Buddha burst into big laughter, "Of course! What are post-natal etiquettes?

    Post-natal etiquettes, actually, are about humanity!

    The concept of humanity was introduced and promoted in a snap of fingers.

    But then again, what is humanity? Do you know?"

    Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes, he knew jack shit!

    Although Guanyin had talked about it, he had been ogling a beauty the whole time, had not listened, and remembered not a single word.

    Seeing Tang Sanzang''s expression, Huanxi Buddha knew this fellow hadn''t learned anything at all, and his laughter grew even more jubilant. He sat down in front of Tang Sanzang, belly exposed, laughing hehe, "What is humanity?

    Humanity, this thing, is complicated.

    Some say humanity is about benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and faith, promoting some bullshit spirit of dedication.

    But in my view, bullshit humanity!

    Humanity is just being full and idle, creating one constraint after another over your own head, limiting your own tricks...

    Or rather, it''s nothing but the tricks used by those who''ve found the Dao to limit ordinary people''s bodies, actions, and minds.

    In my eyes, Humanity is simple.

    First, survival.

    "I''m busy with your uncle! Watch this!" Avalokitesvara roared angrily, grabbed the neck of the Goat Milk Jade Clean Bottle from the dragon girl''s hand, swung it, and smashed it right onto Huanxi Buddha''s forehead with well-practiced ease; obviously, he often did this!

    Huanxi Buddha was well prepared, instantly retreating thousands of miles, then yelled, "Avalokitesvara, a good man does not fight with a woman!"

    Avalokitesvara, like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, angrily shouted, "Good man does not fight with a woman? Fine, you son of a b\\*tch, don''t fight back today, and see if I don''t bash you to death!"

    With that, Avalokitesvara chased after him. Seeing this, Huanxi Buddha took to his heels, shouting to Tang Sanzang as he ran, "Tang Sanzang, we''ll chat more later! I''ll be waiting for you at Dingguang Mountain, in Extreme Happiness Cave!"

    Upon hearing this, Tang Sanzang hesitated slightly.

    Huanxi Buddha added, "All my eighty thousand fairies have long gorgeous legs!"

    Tang Sanzang sneered and said with determined eyes, "Wait for me, I''m going to pack my things!"

    "Dead rabbit, watch this!"

    Bang!

    A bottle smashed onto Huanxi Buddha''s forehead, blood gushed out immediately, and as he clutched his forehead and ran, he cursed, "You shrew, even after turning into a woman you''re still so fierce! Serves you right for turning into a woman!"

    "Die!" Avalokitesvara roared, the heavens and earth changed colors.

    In an instant, Avalokitesvara transformed into Thousand-Armed Avalokitesvara; thousands of Buddhist treasures poured down like worthless trash, turning the sky dark and the sun and moon lightless.

    On Mount Ling, various idle Buddhas, Avalokitesvaras, revered ones, Arhats, and others looked up at the battle without much concern, instead, they chatted cheerfully.

    "They are at it again."

    "Who do you think will win this time?"

    "When does Avalokitesvara not win? Although Huanxi Buddha has become a Buddha, if really comparing strength...hehe, it''s just so-so."

    "Exactly, that rebel was beloved by Leader of Tongtian back in the day, and as one of the Seven Immortals of the sect, he was just someone who liked to cut corners and was lazy in cultivation. Although a direct disciple, he didn''t learn much skill.

    Avalokitesvara might just be a Bodhisattva, but remember, he''s one of the twelve Golden Immortals who actually struck the Golden Gong. His strength is evident.

    Besides, though he entered Buddhism, he has never given up the principles of his original teachings."

    "What principles?"

    "Group beatdown!"

    Just then, a furious roar came, "Dead rabbit, are you asking for it?"