82: Chapter 82 Great Saint, Please Be Gentle 82: Chapter 82 Great Saint, Please Be Gentle Outside the Water Curtain Cave, Lu Dongbin and the others exchanged puzzled glances.

He Xiangu even poked Lu Dongbin with her finger and asked quietly, “Are the Great Saint and Great Emperor Ziwei that close?

And his tastes are so heavy?”

Heavy tastes?

An image appeared in everyone’s minds.

Great Emperor Ziwei was tied up, while Sun Wukong stood to the side, grinning mischievously and waving a small whip.

“Ew.”

Everyone almost threw up at the same time.

That scene was just too disgusting.

But the screams coming from the Water Curtain Cave every now and then made them think so.

“Dongbin, in the future, you must protect yourself well in front of the Great Saint,” He Xiangu reminded him.

Lu Dongbin’s face turned a shade paler.

But after giving Fahai a glance, he breathed a sigh of relief.

“The one who should be most worried isn’t me, but that monk—he’s much better looking than I am.”

Fahai’s expression changed.

It took a long moment before he said, “If the Great Saint insists, this humble monk would rather die than submit.”

Bai Yu looked on, utterly baffled, watching the two Immortals and the monk—what were they talking about?

Why couldn’t he understand?

What exactly was happening inside the Water Curtain Cave?

Bai Yu headed straight into the Water Curtain Cave.

He saw Sun Wukong beating up Great Emperor Ziwei, who, having drunk too much, had lost the strength to resist and could only keep begging for mercy.

The alcohol was specially mixed by Sun Wukong, targeting Immortals with vast magical powers.

No matter how high your mana, if you drank too much, you’d turn into a mess.

Despite his strong mana, Great Emperor Ziwei could only endure the beating—after all, he had exercised no restraint while drinking.

Even so, Bai Yu looked on with admiration.

How many in the Three Realms could thrash Great Emperor Ziwei like that?

He gave Sun Wukong a thumbs up before he left the Water Curtain Cave.

“What’s going on?” Lu Dongbin asked with concern.

He Xiangu pricked up her ears, wanting to know what had happened.

Bai Yu exclaimed, “The Great Saint is fierce, he didn’t let Great Emperor Ziwei have any temper at all.”

What the hell.

Both Immortals and the monk were shocked.

That thrilling.

“Let’s have a look.

I simply don’t believe the Great Saint is such a person,” Lu Dongbin said righteously.

“I also think the Great Saint isn’t such a person, so I’ll have a look as well,” Fahai chimed in.

He Xiangu was very reserved, saying nothing, but her steps moved with curiosity written all over her face.

At that moment, the screaming stopped.

Sun Wukong walked out of the Water Curtain Cave looking utterly refreshed and satisfied.

Great Emperor Ziwei followed behind him, his face slightly flushed and his eyes a bit dazed.

Everyone’s thoughts immediately went astray.

Great Emperor Ziwei glared at Sun Wukong.

After all, being an Immortal with profound mana, he quickly recovered after forcibly channeling his mana, and only then did Sun Wukong stop hitting him.

But in the eyes of Lu Dongbin and the others, Great Emperor Ziwei’s glance seemed like a sulky complaint between lovers.

They felt a chill and stepped back.

Looking at them, Great Emperor Ziwei asked somewhat peculiarly, “What’s with those looks?

Is there anything wrong with me?”

He straightened his wrinkled clothes, grinding his teeth; he really felt like giving Sun Wukong a good beating.

Sun Wukong remained unfazed, as he was not afraid of Great Emperor Ziwei making a move.

Lu Dongbin quickly said, “Nothing at all, Your Majesty still looks as beautiful as a flower.”

Fahai also followed suit, “Yes, the Great Emperor’s appearance is unmatched, stunning enough to topple empires.”

He Xiangu added, “Compared to the Great Emperor, an Immortal Maiden like me is ashamed, having no such beauty to speak of.”

Great Emperor Ziwei was slightly taken aback; although everyone was praising him, why did it sound so awkward?

Beautiful as a flower?

An unmatched appearance?

Toppling empires?

Are those words used to describe a man?

And then there was He Xiangu, her beauty captivating, even among the female immortals, she shone as the brightest pearl.

A man all by himself, what was there for her to feel so inferior and ashamed about?

He had no idea that a few people had already set off on the Nine Dragons Carriage, taking the express Heavenly Path at that.

“Alright, let’s be serious, no more joking around.

I don’t want the news of my visit to Huaguo Mountain to spread, so as not to cause any trouble for Wukong.

Those people have been watching me closely.”

Great Emperor Ziwei advised.

Everyone was thinking about the Great Saint.

Lu Dongbin and the others marveled in their hearts.

When Great Emperor Ziwei faced true emotions, he was no different from any other man.

No, more like no different from any woman.

“Yes, we’ll bear it in mind,” they responded.

Only then did Great Emperor Ziwei nod in satisfaction.

He glanced at Sun Wukong and said, “I’m leaving, let’s chat another time.”

“Heh.”

Sun Wukong scoffed.

Great Emperor Ziwei gave an awkward smile and then took his leave.

He felt what he got was well-deserved, actually mocking Sun Wukong.

He rode the clouds away from there, returning to the Heavenly Court.

Watching the retreating figure of Great Emperor Ziwei, Sun Wukong leaped mightily to the mountaintop, where he sat in meditation to comprehend the Dao.

Even Great Emperor Ziwei was getting impatient, so naturally, he too had to hasten.

“Great Saint, parting is but temporary, don’t be too sad.”

“Yes, you two are destined for an eternal bond, a temporary separation is nothing.”

Fahai and Lu Dongbin shouted.

He Xiangu hesitated for a moment, then also spoke up to console him, “Great Saint, if you really miss Great Emperor Ziwei, perhaps try to divert your attention.

I think both Dongbin and Fahai are not bad, and Bai Yu could be a good try as well.”

Sun Wukong frowned.

Bai Yu frowned too, sensing something was amiss.

Their meaning was completely different from what he thought.

They were actually suggesting the Great Saint liked men?

“What are you talking about?

How could the Great Saint like Great Emperor Ziwei?”

Bai Yu wore an incredulous expression.

Lu Dongbin glared at him and said, “Weren’t you just saying how vigorous the Great Saint is, that he left Great Emperor Ziwei with not an ounce of temper?”

Bai Yu nodded earnestly and said, “Yeah, what I said was correct.

Just now, I saw with my own eyes how the Great Saint gave Great Emperor Ziwei a brutal beating, thrashing him around.”

“Is that what you meant?”

Lu Dongbin asked loudly.

“What else could I mean?”

Dammit.

Lu Dongbin almost blurted out.

He had been tricked by Bai Yu.

He quickly revised his statement, “I also believe that’s what you meant.”

Bai Yu suddenly had an epiphany.

He looked at the three Immortals and Buddhas with disdain and said, “You are truly disgusting.”

Lu Dongbin: “…”

Fahai: “…”

He Xiangu: “…”

Sun Wukong appeared in front of them without their knowing.

His face was expressionless as he bound the three with his mana.

“Let’s have a good talk.”

He dragged the three into the Water Curtain Cave.

“Great Saint, I was wrong.”

The pleading voice of Lu Dongbin came through.

“Great Saint, I’m just a girl, please let me off.”

The tender voice of He Xiangu echoed.

Fahai: “Great Saint, please be gentle, don’t hit my handsome face.”

“Heh.”

The light laughter of Sun Wukong could be heard.