Capítulo 1550: Chapter 1259: A Huge Uproar

Joe Ga’s strong response to Israel caused a huge stir internationally…

While the sports event in Sangha Town was in full swing, at a United Nations press conference, a reporter suddenly posed a sharp question to then United Nations Secretary-General Guterres…

“Mr. Secretary-General, what is your opinion on the establishment of a prisoner of war prison by P.B. in Syria?

Now a private military company has built a prison imprisoning hundreds of intelligence personnel.

Do you think the Security Council should intervene in such actions?

Should the United Nations sever its cooperation with military companies like P.B.?”

Guterres originally intended to thank Big Mouth Tang for his efforts towards peace in the last press conference of 2018…

Because the quiet United States Army made the world seem much better, and this year the difficulty for the United Nations to beg for funds has thus decreased significantly.

The old man just wanted to bid farewell to the ‘wonderful’ 2018 and prepare to welcome the unknown 2019…

As a result, an unaware reporter jumped out, making the old man feel exceedingly displeased!

The United Nations Secretary-General still has some authority, Guterres, this old man, waved his hand for those around him not to speak, then looked at the reporter standing in the field and said with disdainful tone, “So what do you think is the problem?

Syria, Iraq, and Shah, these three countries, arresting spies conducting intelligence activities within their countries, what’s the problem?

I have clear information that they have completed collecting evidence, are organizing materials, and are preparing to prosecute those spies…

To ensure the personal safety of these spies and uphold democracy and the rule of law, these three countries are not assured of detaining spies in their turbulent countries, thus requested P.B. to build a prison in a relatively neutral area to temporarily detain those spies, what’s the problem?

I don’t think P.B.’s practice is related to ‘inhumane’ in any way; in fact, P.B. is the most responsible private contracting company I’ve ever seen; Hu Lang has made great contributions to the global humanitarian cause over the past few years…

The United Nations Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs and the Refugees Agency have worked closely with P.B., achieving unprecedented accomplishments in Iraq, Syria, Yemen, Liberia, Myanmar Store.

No United Nations staff sacrificed in these places this year, which was unimaginable in the past!

We are currently in meetings discussing plans to expand our cooperation with P.B. on a larger scale in 2019, including providing financial and manpower support to the Africa Sahel Zone…

We also need to cooperate with P.B. to expand as much as possible the radiation range of its leading humanitarian corridor within the framework of international law, utilizing existing channels to deliver enough supplies to more needy refugees.

Meanwhile, we do not rule out persuading the Security Council to invite professional companies like P.B. to enter some hot spots through contracts, replacing some less qualified peacekeeping teams for peacekeeping missions.

Mr. Reporter, this is the right way to connect P.B. with the Security Council…”

Guterres deliberately left the microphone on and slightly turned his head to say to the people beside him, “Is this guy an idiot? Calling for the Security Council to sanction a private company?

Did he pick up his press pass from the ground?”

When Guterres’ utterance caused an uproar in the press group below, he stood up and announced the end of today’s press conference…

Then, in another venue, the representatives of the Security Council were besieged, and all the questions focused on Guterres’s statement ‘trying to persuade the Security Council to invite P.B. to enter hot spots through contract.'”

If this practice succeeds, it represents the United Nations breaking past conventions, and also represents the intention of the Secretariat to wrest more power from the Security Council.

Previously, the Secretariat had nothing; even the operating funds of the United Nations needed to beg everywhere, where was there extra funding to maintain the army?

Now that a P.B. has popped up, maintaining particularly powerful own troops, able to engage in series of negotiations between the five big brothers…

The most important thing is that P.B. has always adhered to the humanitarian spirit of the United Nations, conforming to mainstream political correctness, with good deeds naturally placing the United Nations at the forefront, while bearing the bad themselves…

Guterres doesn’t care what those bigshots in the Security Council think, as it doesn’t help, even if he did care…

However, he knows very well that most departments under the United Nations related to humanitarianism and regional development really like P.B., and are particularly willing to work with people from P.B.

Because P.B. can really solve problems, and moreover, acting with them provides real security assurance.

Although mingling with P.B. means enduring their bad tempers and genuinely putting time and effort into work, the merits are real and the post-success resume is glorious!

Guterres can’t manage the affairs of the Security Council or be effective against wars happening around the world, but the old man is serious about implementing humanitarianism, because it is the only right he can control to a limited extent.

And deepening cooperation with P.B. can effectively deepen this power!

These are all good deeds, as long as the humanitarian position is maintained, Guterres is right in whatever he does!

This move by the old man placed the Security Council in a rather embarrassing situation…

Because, in fact, the five major players all have cooperative relations with P·B, outright refusal would make them appear too self-serving…

Nominally, P·B’s headquarters is in America, where it pays a substantial amount in taxes annually. Additionally, the Energy Group has deep collaboration with P·B, and the oilfield operations in Iraq are heavily reliant on P·B.

China and France are not even worth mentioning, as both have obtained substantial foreign trade shares through P·B.

The British government is slightly lacking, but the British Royal Family has a very deep cooperation with P·B, and Princess Beatrice is still staying at Boss Joe’s house.

Unfortunately, Beatrice is slightly lacking in looks, and rather naive, which makes it hard for the British tabloids to create any scandal, because Boss Joe’s aesthetic standards are well known…

The P·B Investment Bank, heavily funded by the British Royal Family, has achieved great success in infrastructure projects in Central Africa and Congo, guaranteeing substantial returns in the future.

Even the most awkwardly positioned Russia appears on the shareholder list of a joint management company in Yemen, so they also reap some benefits!

Most importantly, Boss Joe has linked a trade route through a humanitarian corridor, also leveraging oil from the Middle East and resources from China, linking the US Dollar and Euro into a well-knit super-profit chain.

The profit margin of this trade route is not high, but the capital flow is immense!

Bound within it are Iraq, China, Europe, and America…

Everyone has gained benefits!

Moreover, the Syrian Secure Zone and Yemen Security Zone are two ready examples in place, both authorized by the Security Council, so opposing Guterres’s proposal is no different than discrediting themselves.

Thus, when faced with Guterres’s sudden proposal, the five major representatives of the Security Council collectively fell silent when questioned by reporters.

They couldn’t comply with Guterres’s intentions, but not opposing directly is a remarkable victory for Guterres!

Yet, unexpectedly, the significant waves initiated by the United Nations began to spread across the world…

The Syrian doctor president was the first to jump out…

This guy tearfully implored the United Nations Security Council to replace the United Nations Peacekeeping Troops in the Golan Heights area with P·B, and to assist Syria in implementing Security Council Resolution 2334, which requires Israeli troops to retreat to the 1967 borders.

Initially, no one took the words of a president who could be overthrown at any moment seriously, but surprisingly, France’s little brother stood up to support Syria.

The grievances between France and Israel have mostly ended with the fall of the Lawei family and a hefty compensation, but you can’t expect that others won’t bear grudges after compensation for wrongdoing.

Syria is a United Nations member state, and the Golan Heights is United Nations recognized Syrian territory. For a small brother to ask a big brother for help in seeking justice is reasonable and justified!

At such moments, standing on the side of law and justice, even if knowing it’s ineffective, can still annoy the enemies and demonstrate one’s fairness, gaining some public support.

France stepped up, and Greece swiftly followed!

Having cleared external debt and with a big project in Crete underpinning it, Greece is currently much better off than before, so naturally, it must stand with law and justice at this time!

Subsequently, the United Nations Refugee Agency, humanitarian aid organizations, UNESCO, the Women and Children’s Fund, the Red Cross, and a series of organizations came forward one after another, indicating that working with P·B is a pleasant experience.

Nobody could have anticipated that so many people would simultaneously step up to advocate for P·B concerning this matter.

Originally, for Boss Joe, this was an excellent development. Once P·B’s image is established, it would become challenging for anyone to attack P·B through the ‘mercenary’ identity issue in the future.

However, as Boss Joe was confidently traversing various venues, cheering for athletes, and joyfully interacting with dignitaries from different regions, Hamas suddenly stepped out…

They issued a statement through Al Jazeera Television, expressing their willingness to see P·B stationed in the Gaza Strip to ensure the safety of United Nations staff while delivering humanitarian aid to the suffering people of Gaza.

Once Hamas moved, Hezbollah in Lebanon also issued a similar statement…

Hamas and Hezbollah are manageable because, apart from NATO and its allies, the other United Nations members regard them as resistance rather than terrorist organizations…

The United Nations aid to the Gaza Strip has never ceased, and the high mortality rate of United Nations personnel there has always been a significant issue!

If there were room for negotiation here, something even more absurd soon emerged…

Whether advised by someone skilled or not, Libya, Yemen, Al-Qaeda in the impoverished region, and the Islamic State in Africa collectively issued statements…

This collective statement from groups recognized as terrorist organizations worldwide declared that as long as P·B heads to Gaza to assist the suffering people, they would cease fire with P·B and are willing to cooperate in various matters.

Boss Joe, who was enjoying his time, was suddenly put on the grill to roast…

While watching the Javelin competition, Boss Joe spilled a beer all over Central African President Francois…

“What kind of world is this, where terrorists negotiate terms with me…”