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Kung Fu Baby with 17 Doting Brothers

Chapter 235: Clueless About Social Cues

Author: Drunken Blue Bridge
updatedAt: 2025-10-29

CHAPTER 235: CHAPTER 235: CLUELESS ABOUT SOCIAL CUES

A handsome guy dressed in flamboyant clothes appeared on the beach with a group of Little Douding, attracting some attention more or less.

After some practice over time, the kids became bold enough to loudly promote the restaurant to strangers.

Not only that, they’re quite good at talking.

Tuanzi crossed her arms, watching her little friends perform exceptionally well with satisfaction.

She noticed that Yun Mu hadn’t spoken, so she looked up at him.

"Oh, Yun Mu, are you shy?"

She mischievously said, "Can the super handsome and invincible Gu Yunmu really be shy?"

Yun Mu just felt a bit of a retreating thought, and upon hearing that, instinctively refuted, "Who’s shy? I’m not Gu Qize!"

Tuanzi tilted her head, would the always stern, elite-like third cousin be shy?

All she recalls is that handsome face, a pile of gifts stacked up like a mountain, and ’Miaomiao, you didn’t wash your hands!’

Stimulated, Yun Mu directly rushed into the crowd, shaking the promotional sign in his hand, "I’ve already tried it, this trial-running restaurant is pretty good..."

In a very arrogant, domineering tone, it sounded more like an order than a recommendation. And he didn’t mention the live streaming program where guests cook and serve from start to finish.

The biggest selling point was gone, who would go?

Tuanzi held her face in horror and quickly ran over.

As she approached, the people who had stopped because he was handsome left with strange expressions.

Her sharp ears caught a girl saying to her companion, "He’s very handsome, but unfortunately seems to have problems in his head. Otherwise, I’d definitely ask for his contact."

Another person said, "I think he dyed his hair and wore colored contacts, probably playing some role."

"Then the character he’s playing must have a poor personality, but his acting is quite good; he really performed that feeling."

Tuanzi: "..."

Desperate, she flew up, directly grabbed Yun Mu by the collar, successfully pulling him away from the crowd.

"Shut up, you’re not attracting customers, you’re driving them away!"

She wasn’t flying high, Yun Mu’s long legs scraped the sand, and his shoes started to fill with sand.

He loudly argued, "How’s that possible? When I step in, customers surely flock in, wealth rolls in!"

The flying Tuanzi angrily shook her hand, almost flinging him out.

Yun Mu’s actions were driving customers away, but their actions seemed like a performance in the eyes of tourists.

Everyone gathered around excitedly, some taking photos with their phones, some looking for wires.

Someone in the crowd shouted, "I know her, Little Heroine Gu Miaomiao, she knows a lot of martial arts, recently participating in a program!"

"Miaomiao, do it again!"

"Can you throw him and catch him again?"

Tuanzi: "..."

Tuanzi quickly put Yun Mu down.

Everyone gathered around, bombarding them with questions.

Yun Mu’s lips twitched, feeling a bit impatient, wanting these people to stay away from his sister. Pain shot up from his foot, and when he looked down, he saw a little foot stepping on him, grinding a few times.

Suppressing his scream, he turned his head to see his sister smiling like a flower, softly introducing the trial-running restaurant to the tourists, while her little foot continued to step on him, stopping him from making a sound.

This world is never short of people who love trying new things.

Upon hearing artists like Gu Ran, Ai Jie and others are busy at the restaurant, everyone enthusiastically went over.

Some went purely for the food, discovered the restaurant was understaffed, not quite professional yet, and left directly.

Overall, thanks to the kids’ promotion, quite a few customers came.

Everyone got busy again.

Yi Heng still handled seafood, Gu Chi took care of stir-fry dishes, Ai Jie was in charge of desserts and snacks.

Gu Ran acted as a waiter, then Tuanzi pushed Yun Mu over to be a waiter as well.

"Huh?"

The blue-haired guy incredulously pointed at his own face, "Making me a waiter, that’s a waste!"

Pudgy little cheeks adopted a serious expression, "We’re only short of waiters."

Tuanzi was very earnest, "Miaomiao is very busy, no time to entertain you. If you don’t want to help, then Miaomiao will find other staff."

Yun Mu obediently shut up, casually put on a uniform, and honestly served the guests.

He served fast without mistakes, with a nonchalant smile on his face, even earning unanimous praise from the guests.

After sending off a wave of guests, Yun Mu got the chance to rest.

Bored, he took out his phone, pretending to be pitiful, and messaged Gu Qize.

No reply from over there.

"Tch."

As expected, working hours, big brother wouldn’t be playing on his phone.

"Yun Mu, here, thank you for your hard work."

A sweet voice came from by the ear.

Yun Mu turned his head and saw his sister with a bright smile, enthusiastically handing over a cup... of lemon water.

His stomach started to ache.

Yun Mu reluctantly smiled, "It’s not hard, I’m not thirsty."

Although this was his sister’s love, he could withstand it, but his stomach couldn’t.

"But your lips are peeling."

Tuanzi warmly stuffed the glass into his hand.

"Come on, drink, it’s super tasty."

Yun Mu stayed silent.

He looked at the glass, then at his sister’s pudgy little cheeks, and back at the glass.

The audience guessed his thoughts, mercilessly sending a wave of ’hahaha’.

"I can drink it," Yun Mu said with difficulty, "if you let me pinch your cheeks."

Tuanzi: "?"

The blue-haired guy directly pinched her cheeks, the soft little cheeks were like stress relief toys.

After pinching for a while, he was also mentally prepared, and chugged a big mouthful.

"Eh? It’s sweet and sour."

"Yeah, it’s honey lemon water this time, super tasty~"

Tuanzi smiled with crescent eyes, "Yun Mu, thank you for your hard work."

Although this brother was narcissistic, outspoken, he was also quite amazing. Even though he was the company’s boss, he was willing to come over to be a waiter and worked diligently for a few hours. Not everyone could do that.

Moreover, the reason Yun Mu stayed must have been because of her and Gu Chi.

Yun Mu was concerned for his cousins, indeed.

Thinking about it, Tuanzi eagerly climbed onto a chair and started giving Yun Mu a shoulder massage.

"Thanks a lot, would you like to stay for dinner?"

"Of course," Yun Mu smugly said, "Miaomiao, you can’t bear to let me go, so I’ll naturally stay."

The hand massaging his shoulder paused.

The blue-haired guy hadn’t noticed at all, "By the way, I watched the program, your accommodations are way too basic, practically a doghouse. Do you want to join me at the hotel tonight? I booked a luxury suite... Ah, you’re too strong, go easy."

Tuanzi puffed her cheeks, heavily pounding his shoulder, resentfully saying, "What doghouse, is Miaomiao a little dog?"

Yun Mu spoke quickly, "Actually a bit like it; especially when you lower your eyes with a pitiful look, just like a... ah!"

Tuanzi gave him a punch, angrily jumped off the chair, snatched the half-drunk water glass, and ran off.

"Gu Yunmu is a big dummy!"

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