CHAPTER 237: CHAPTER 237: THE HANDSOME PIGHEAD

Gu Yunmu refused to talk with his cousin, expressing that he only wanted to take a walk on the beach with his sister.

He pointed to the gloomy sky and said, "What a beautiful moonlight, perfect for a walk and chat by the sea."

Tuanzi glanced at the night sky, then at his shallow brown eyes without colored contacts, with a look of pity.

"So young and already blind."

But considering many people lose their hair young, being blind seemed fairly normal.

Gu Yunmu pretended not to hear, bent down and stretched out his hand, "Let’s go, let’s go, no need to play with Gu Chi."

He muttered softly, "After all, I’m not that familiar with him."

Although the two are cousins, he had always been out of town, and Gu Chi is the kind of relative he’d only see on holidays, twice a year would be considered often.

He still remembered that the last meeting was during the New Year when he happened to encounter other relatives visiting Gu Chi’s home.

Those relatives came mainly to introduce a blind date to Gu Mo.

He only thought the elders were terrifying, and Gu Mo pitiful, but Gu Chi went out for a bit, and when he came back, he sarcastically embarrassed those relatives who left in disgrace.

Facing the criticism from his third uncle and aunt, Gu Chi calmly said he just asked around about the supposed blind date. The truth was completely opposite to what the relatives boasted about; the most important issue was she had questionable character, clearly having a boyfriend yet agreeing to the blind date, and during a gathering with old classmates, she assigned Gu Mo’s career conditions to her boyfriend.

Gu Yunmu glanced at the smiling Gu Chi, instantly recalling how Gu Chi had the same polite and graceful smile when he sarcastically rendered the relatives speechless without using any offensive language.

Gu Chi smiled, "The wind is strong at the seaside at night, you’d better put on a jacket. Miaomiao has a good constitution, but you’re not that strong."

"Who said that?"

Gu Yunmu looked displeased, "I’m perfectly fine in every way!"

Tuanzi gave a deadpan look.

In the next moment, she was lifted up.

"Hahaha, no matter what, my sister is mine!"

Surprised, she looked down and saw that Gu Yunmu had lifted her up while she was unguarded and ran a few meters away in the blink of an eye.

Gu Chi: "..."

He silently took out his phone, snapped a few pictures, opened the contacts, and found no one who could control his cousin, because after all, a narcissist fears nothing.

Seaside.

There were quite a few people out for a walk.

Gu Yunmu looked pleased, "I already said tonight’s moonlight is beautiful."

Tuanzi lay on his shoulder, hearing this, turned her head to look at him, noticed the reflection on his earring, bright and shimmering, and reached out to poke it.

"Does it hurt?"

"Of course not," Gu Yunmu boasted, "also, I’m not afraid of pain... ah!"

Gu Yunmu screamed as he was pinched hard.

"What happened to not being afraid of pain?"

Tuanzi jumped down with a giggle, stretched out her little paw, "Let’s just hold hands and walk, carrying Miaomiao is too tiring."

Gu Yunmu wanted to act tough, but Tuanzi pretended to threaten him fiercely, "If you keep carrying me, Miaomiao will secretly shave your head clean."

She pulled a razor out of her pocket.

"It belongs to Brother Gu Chi."

She thought it was fun at the time, picked it up to play, then someone downstairs called her, so she stuffed it into her pocket on reflex, finally putting it to use now.

"I won’t carry you then," Gu Yunmu muttered, "after all, you’re a bit heavy, and frankly, I can barely carry you."

Wanting to carry and being able to carry while walking for a long time are two different matters.

Her little white ears perked up, and her hair tied in two small buns slightly poofed out.

"Who’s heavy?"

Tuanzi jumped in anger, "Obviously, it’s because your strength is too small!"

Gu Yunmu touched his nose without a word.

"Hmph!"

Tuanzi turned around, waving her little arms, walking very fast, "I’m not dealing with you anymore, Miaomiao is going back to sleep!"

Gu Yunmu quickly blocked her way, squatting in front of her pitifully, blinking his shallow brown eyes, "You’re not heavy, not heavy at all!"

The little girl with her arms crossed glanced at him from the corner of her eye.

"I’m really angry, what are you going to do?"

"Uh, beat me up?"

Gu Yunmu thought for a moment, "I can be a punching bag. But even as a punching bag, I’m still the most handsome and perfect punching bag."

Tuanzi: "..."

She stepped forward and pinched Gu Yunmu’s cheeks with both hands.

"If I make you into a pighead, would it still be the most handsome pighead?"

"Of course!" Gu Yunmu had full confidence in his face.

Tuanzi gave up.

This cousin was the most narcissistic and thick-skinned person she had ever met.

"I won’t hit you, Miaomiao just wants to know," rolling her eyes a bit, Tuanzi giggled, "Will Brother Qize come to visit?"

Gu Yunmu instantly deflated.

He wasn’t picky, just sat right there, picked up a stone, and threw it forcefully into the sea.

"Better just dream; he would travel in dreams."

The blue-haired handsome guy started his rambling mode.

"Cleanliness obsession, obsessive-compulsive disorder, indecisiveness, workaholic, he’s loaded with debuffs, all caused by the old man. Humph, when I trick the old man into coming over, I’ll definitely set him up..."

Tuanzi folded her arms, listening in broad daylight.

The more she listened, the less she understood; a glance saw resentment all over his face.

If this resentment could materialize, he would definitely be surrounded by black aura.

She reached out and poked his shoulder, "Miaomiao is right here, if anything, you can tell Miaomiao."

Gu Yunmu paused and turned to look at her.

Tuanzi flashed a radiant smile, "We’re siblings, after all, family naturally helps each other. Some things can’t be solved alone, maybe two people..."

"Wow, Miaomiao!"

Before finishing, Gu Yunmu lunged over like a big dog, hugged her directly, and started cuddling.

"Come be my real sister at my house!"

Tuanzi shook her head expressionlessly.

A minute later, she waved her little fist in front of Gu Yunmu.

Gu Yunmu quickly released her, looking at her eagerly, "Won’t you come to my house? I’m a very excellent brother, and the big brother is pretty good too."

"Even if I don’t go to your house, I’m still your sister. Or do you think a cousin isn’t a sister unless she’s a real sister?"

Gu Yunmu became honest.

After a few seconds, he slowly opened his mouth, "What do you think my brother is like?"

Tuanzi recalled, "He should be a very capable person."

She heard from the big brother about the scale of the company Gu Qize managed, being able to lead it forward must be impressive.

"Also someone who is very good to family."

Although sending a car full of gifts was a bit exaggerated, it was full of love. Whether it’s her or the elder brothers who received gifts in the past, their hearts must be happy and want to hold onto this affection.

"Is a person whose mouth is very clumsy."

Loves relatives but doesn’t say it, instead expresses it through actions.

"Overall, Miaomiao really likes Brother Qize."

Tuanzi finished speaking with bright eyes, then quickly shrugged her shoulders, speaking in a soft voice, "However, if he could reasonably pay attention to hygiene, that’d be good."

Washing hands before and after meals is enough, being obsessed with hygiene all the time is a bit tiring.

"Such a good son," Gu Yunmu pouted, "some old people don’t know how to cherish him, humph!"